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Original_Intent
11-27-2007, 01:49 PM
For context, first read Janet Folger's editorial on WorldNetDaily

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58879

This is my response as a LTTE, I hope they print it. They have really gotten behind Huck, so I doubt it, but we will see.

Keep in mind the Christian theme, though I know will be something some here will not like, is designed to appeal to the WND readership.

I think I pwned Janet, tell me what you think! ;)

The tale of Ron Paul and Friar Huck


Once in a land not so far, far away,
The name of the place was the U.S. of A,
The people began asking for a very bad thing,
Instead of just laws they wanted a King.

Many came forward to claim the crown,
But one after one, the people turned them down,
Each cared more about power than right,
Then a someone appeared in the form of a Knight.

He wasn’t a Knight though, it was friar Huck,
And all the good people said “At last! Someone who doesn’t suck!”
He had many good motives, all seemed to agree,
That they would live happily under his decree.

A lady named Janet and a fighter named Chuck,
Took up the cause of Friar Huck,
Telling the people that he would be good,
At making sure everyone did what they should.

But then came a man who had two first names,
When he heard what they said he bowed his head in shame,
He said “That all sounds good, but here’s the thing,
In this country only Jesus is king.”

Janet and Chuck objected of course,
“It’s President Huck!” they cried until hoarse,
But Ron Paul refuted them, “It’s not what you call him that matters,
The question is would he leave the Constitution in tatters?”

“What you are trying to accomplish I’ll admit is most keen,
But the end must never come to justify the mean,
Address the matter according to the Constitution,
That is the only way to bring about a lasting solution.”

The people heard his words and knew it was true,
They gave him their money to save the red, white, and blue.
The town criers continued to promote the friar,
But it was Paul who would save us from danger most dire.

For those not aware of it, that danger is being,
Electing as president men who would be king.
Who send all our armies, foreign dragons to slay
And put us in debt for posterity to pay.

Original_Intent
11-27-2007, 02:18 PM
Dang, I must suck. I thought it was decent:o

23 views and no comments - hah! well "if you can't say something nice..."

Now I am half hoping they DON'T publish it!

ConstitutionGal
11-27-2007, 02:20 PM
Gave me a smile...good job!

Melissa
11-27-2007, 02:25 PM
I thought it was great so here is your comment but I did not go to the site

ClockwiseSpark
11-27-2007, 02:26 PM
I enjoyed it, good job. :)

JordanL
11-27-2007, 02:30 PM
Hahahaha...

That's a PERFECT way to respond to a Huck supporter.

me3
11-27-2007, 02:37 PM
Send it to the Lew Rockwell blog.