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green73
07-20-2013, 05:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daNgf7zehrk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daNgf7zehrk
http://www.policymic.com/articles/55507/phone-robbery-takes-an-amazing-turn-after-thief-messes-with-the-wrong-woman
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Nobexliberty
07-20-2013, 05:44 AM
Justice:)

PaulConventionWV
07-20-2013, 09:45 AM
Whoever you are, woman, have my babies.

S.Shorland
07-20-2013, 10:34 AM
Probably fake

Dr.3D
07-20-2013, 10:38 AM
Looked like a kick to the groin to get him down low enough to place another to the nose. Well done.

V4Vendetta
07-20-2013, 10:41 AM
looks totally fake... he grabs the phone phone from her then calmly strolls away without trying to even run a foot.... lol yeah.. believable

Pericles
07-20-2013, 01:41 PM
Last time I got a cell phone, they all came with cameras, and I wanted one without a camera. The sales guy was trying to convince me that I wanted a camera phone - "if somebody robs you, use the camera to take his picture as he runs away."

"If somebody tries to rob me, I'll either be shooting or running, so I won't be needing a camera."

DamianTV
07-20-2013, 01:54 PM
And everyone else just keeps on walking by. Fucking useless.

MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2
07-20-2013, 02:36 PM
Last time I got a cell phone, they all came with cameras, and I wanted one without a camera. The sales guy was trying to convince me that I wanted a camera phone - "if somebody robs you, use the camera to take his picture as he runs away."


lol. I giggled pretty hard on that one.

So, he made you? If that's his normal pitch, ick.

brushfire
07-20-2013, 02:45 PM
Judging by the reaction of passers by, I'd say this happened in... Chicago? :)

green73
07-20-2013, 04:53 PM
This happened in May. Is it a coincidence that this picture of a certain somebody on this forum, an alum of Moscow State University who travels there from time to time, surfaced at roughly the same time?

http://i.imgur.com/wlIhSg8.png

eduardo89
07-20-2013, 05:23 PM
I see spinal fluid leaking from the left nostril. Hope he saw a doctor about that.

WhistlinDave
07-20-2013, 06:04 PM
looks totally fake... he grabs the phone phone from her then calmly strolls away without trying to even run a foot.... lol yeah.. believable

I thought the same thing at first, but maybe he figured she wouldn't confront him about it, and if she did, what's a weak helpless little female going to do about it? He probably just gives the ladies a mean stare and a "fuck off and shut up unless you want to get hurt" most of the time and gets off on the domination, in addition to the theft.

Judging by the way everyone just walks by him writhing on the ground in pain and nobody does anything, I'm guessing it could be real.

brushfire
07-20-2013, 06:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEPgb5v3qZg

green73
07-20-2013, 06:12 PM
I thought the same thing at first, but maybe he figured she wouldn't confront him about it, and if she did, what's a weak helpless little female going to do about it? He probably just gives the ladies a mean stare and a "fuck off and shut up unless you want to get hurt" most of the time and gets off on the domination, in addition to the theft.

Judging by the way everyone just walks by him writhing on the ground in pain and nobody does anything, I'm guessing it could be real.

The spinning back kick is amazing if fake. So much force. One thing that doesn't look good for its authenticity is "Camera 3". This supposedly took place in Moscow.

eduardo89
07-20-2013, 06:39 PM
The spinning back kick is amazing if fake. So much force. One thing that doesn't look good for its authenticity is "Camera 3". This supposedly took place in Moscow.

It certainly looks like one of the typical pedestrian underpasses in Moscow. There are hundreds of them all over the city.

The "Camera 3" thing doesn't mean it's fake. It's probably a Chinese made security camera and the default language setting is English.

presence
07-20-2013, 07:08 PM
This happened in May. Is it a coincidence that this picture of a certain somebody on this forum, an alum of Moscow State University who travels there from time to time, surfaced at roughly the same time?

Thats Jebby Saunderson mid february right after getting banned from RPF post nose job.

green73
07-20-2013, 07:13 PM
It certainly looks like one of the typical pedestrian underpasses in Moscow. There are hundreds of them all over the city.

The "Camera 3" thing doesn't mean it's fake. It's probably a Chinese made security camera and the default language setting is English.

Typical lazy gov't workers. Won't even set the things to the right language.

eduardo89
07-20-2013, 07:13 PM
Thats Jebby Saunderson mid february right after getting banned from RPF post nose job.

Jebby got a nose job!?

green73
07-20-2013, 07:14 PM
Thats Jebby Saunderson mid february right after getting banned from RPF post nose job.

Feb?

presence
07-20-2013, 07:20 PM
http://www.revolutionbox.org/Thread-The-Official-All-Purpose-OT-Thread?page=111



Actually March

03-01-2013 09:15 AM

eduardo89
07-20-2013, 07:35 PM
I hope Jebby's nose feels better by now.

green73
07-20-2013, 07:55 PM
I hope Jebby's nose feels better by now.

You be the judge

http://sfol.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/nasal.jpg?w=426&h=319

eduardo89
07-20-2013, 07:56 PM
You be the judge

That clearly isn't Jebby. He doesn't own an iMac.

satchelmcqueen
07-20-2013, 10:03 PM
i think youre right. wow! its either that or snot. good eye.
I see spinal fluid leaking from the left nostril. Hope he saw a doctor about that.

eduardo89
07-21-2013, 12:57 AM
i think youre right. wow! its either that or snot. good eye.

It was spinal fluid, small tear in the membrane between the sinuses and the brain. Luckily no surgery was needed to repair it, just bed rest and antibiotics to prevent meningitis.

eduardo89
07-21-2013, 12:58 AM
Double post.