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Bryan
07-04-2013, 03:40 PM
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Here are your park rules:

http://imageshack.us/a/img838/43/fdk7.jpg

Sadly, this is not a joke:
http://www.onelakewood.com/News.aspx?NewsID=297


The City of Lakewood will have some additional rules in effect at Lakewood Park on Thursday, July 4, 2013 for the Fourth of July festivities. These rules are being added for the safety and protection of everyone in attendance during the Lakewood Fourth of July celebration.

The following rules will be in effect at Lakewood Park on July 4, 2013:

All generators, propane and gas fueled grills are prohibited.
All tents and shelters are prohibited.
Police will be conducting searches of bags and coolers for reasons of public safety.
No alcoholic beverages are permitted at any time throughout the year.
No personal fireworks. This includes novelty fireworks like sparklers.
No dogs or pets of any kind will be permitted in the park on July 4th.
The skate park, tennis courts, basketball courts and Kid’s Cove playground will be closed at 7:00 PM.

“There are more people at Lakewood Park for the Fourth of July than at any other time during the year,” stated Mayor Mike Summers. “Safety is our first priority. These added security measures will help to ensure that everyone has a safe and enjoyable Fourth of July.”

News story- watch the video, they of course found some people who are OK with getting searched (at the airport) so this is a good extension of that.
http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/local_news/oh_cuyahoga/Lakewood-Park-Fourth-of-July-rules-Prepared-to-get-search-dont-bring-pets-alcohol-or-tents

Elias Graves
07-04-2013, 03:53 PM
30 days in jail for not waving a flag.

supermario21
07-04-2013, 04:45 PM
Welcome to Cuyahoga County, Ohio.

Elias Graves
07-04-2013, 04:49 PM
Welcome to Cuyahoga County, Ohio.

Unfortunately, it has metasticized.

ronpaulfollower999
07-04-2013, 07:18 PM
The police department uploads their police chase videos to the Tube. Their actually entertaining.

This one is my fav. The ending is hilarious (even though the suspect dies):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a_O5PAO0kk