Woman, 62, Jailed For Felony Battery After Kissing Cop On The Nose

[green73]

A Florida woman is jailed on a felony battery on a law enforcement officer charge after she allegedly kissed a cop on the nose.

Peggy Hill, 62, was arrested late Saturday evening outside her Bradenton residence by Manatee County Sheriff’s Office deputies who had arrived at the home in response to a call about a dispute between Hill and a neighbor about a fence between their properties.

As Hill was conversing with Sergeant Randy Lamb, “she approached him and kissed him on his nose against his will.” Lamb, an 18-year veteran, stepped away from Hill and “wiped off the saliva from his nose,” according to an arrest report. With the help of another deputy, Lamb “gently” took Hill to the ground and handcuffed her.

In a post-arrest interview, Hill said that Lamb “was being aggressive towards her,” and that “the thought just popped in her head to kiss him on his nose, so she kissed him on his nose.” Hill told deputies that she had consumed “about 3 glasses of wine” before deputies arrived at her home.

Pictured in the above mug shot, the retired Hill was booked into the county jail early Sunday for felony battery. She is being held in lieu of $5000 bond and is scheduled for a July 19 court appearance.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cop-kiss-results-in-felony-battery-charge-786543

[Kotin]

officer safety..

[tod evans]

Oh for Pete's sake..

[fisharmor]

Next time keep your mouth strictly below the belt, mundane.

[tod evans]

Next time keep your mouth strictly below the belt, mundane.

Cops only want the young ones....

[JK/SEA]

attempted murder of a LEO. She could have cooties.

[Ender]

Just when you thought things couldn't get any stupider...........

[Seraphim]

You've seen nothing yet.


Just when you thought things couldn't get any stupider...........

[Anti Federalist]

Lucky she didn't get shot.

[Anti Federalist]

Peggy Hill, 62, was arrested late Saturday evening

Wait, wut?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhia109XUL1qbjjnvo1_500.png

[kathy88]

Lucky she didn't get shot.
Lucky her dog didn't get shot.

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

the officer misunderstood her intentions. He thought she was trying to give him the kiss of death :P

[acptulsa]

Once upon a time, a big, strong cop would actually be embarassed to press a charge of felony battery against a sixty-two year old woman. Ah, those were the days...

At this rate, when Jesus stages his Second Coming some cop will arrest him for assaulting his fist with His other cheek.

[heavenlyboy34]

Once upon a time, a big, strong cop would actually be embarassed to press a charge of felony battery against a sixty-two year old woman. Ah, those were the days...

At this rate, when Jesus stages his Second Coming some cop will arrest him for assaulting his fist with His other cheek.
lulz :D 'Tis funny cuz it's true. :(

[green73]

Wait, wut?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhia109XUL1qbjjnvo1_500.png

Hollywood stars often look a lot different without their makeup.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/peggyhill1.jpg

[green73]

Once upon a time, a big, strong cop would actually be embarassed to press a charge of felony battery against a sixty-two year old woman. Ah, those were the days...

So true!

[Carson]

The story reminded me of the Nowhere Man in the Yellow Submarine when he touched the Blue Meanies nose

Jeremy: (When preparing to fight the Chief Blue Meanie) "Where ground is soft, most often grows/Arise, arise, arouse, arose! A... a rosy nose?" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Hillary_Boob)


http://photos.imageevent.com/stokeybob/morestuff/blue-meanie-rose-nose.jpg


Nailed him!

[Czolgosz]

Hollywood stars often look a lot different without their makeup.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/peggyhill1.jpg


Ok, I too might have pressed charges. lol

[green73]

Ok, I too might have pressed charges. lol


Google "celebrities without makeup"

e.g.
http://realjennshort.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/celebrities_without_makeup_48.jpg

[Scrapmo]

Once upon a time, a big, strong cop would actually be embarassed to press a charge of felony battery against a sixty-two year old woman. Ah, those were the days...

At this rate, when Jesus stages his Second Coming some cop will arrest him for assaulting his fist with His other cheek.

Thats because cops today are giant pussies. They push, prod and provoke. They strut around with arms the size of coconuts and give little old ladies the thousand yard stare. But when met with the slightest bit of resistance they stomp up and down, turn beat red, rant and rave. And when there well deserved kick in the teeth arrive, they panic, hike up their skirts as if a mouse just ran through the kitchen, call in the rest of the goon squad to take down one 120 pound woman with tazers (if she is lucky) further illustrating just how paranoid and pathetically terrified they are of everyday citizens.