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green73
06-28-2013, 07:07 AM
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425-Pound, Arm-Sniffing Man Gets 32 Months For Annoying Boy, 10

SANTA ANA (CBSLA.com) — A 56-year-old man, accused of grabbing a 10-year-old boy and sniffing his arm, was sentenced to 32 months in prison Thursday after pleading guilty.

Victor Joseph Espinoza of Santa Ana, pleaded guilty to a false imprisonment charge. His rap sheet includes a conviction as a gang member.

In exchange for his guilty plea, charges of street terrorism and a sentencing enhancement for gang activity were dismissed.

The boy and his 19-year-old cousin were walking to the boy’s soccer practice on a bike trail by Delhi Park about 7:20 p.m., Oct. 4.

Espinoza first asked the youngster if he wanted to see the defendant’s gang tattoo, according to prosecutors.

The 425-pound suspect grabbed the boy and sniffed his arm, but the child managed to get loose.

His cousin shouted at Espinoza and the two then ran to the soccer field and told the boy’s coach what happened.

The coach caught up with Espinoza and tackled him, but he managed to get free, run away and hide behind a tree. Santa Ana police ultimately used a helicopter to flush him out.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/06/27/425-pound-arm-sniffing-man-gets-32-months-for-annoying-boy-10/

jkr
06-28-2013, 07:25 AM
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Elias Graves
06-28-2013, 07:27 AM
Sentencing enhancement. That's sounds nice doesn't it?

WM_in_MO
06-28-2013, 07:28 AM
"Street Terrorism"? Now they're making shit up.

Smell the flowers? Botanical Terrorism.

Look at birds? Avian Terrorism.

Mow your lawn? Landscaping terrorism.

Grow your own food? Supporting and enabling terrorism.

Petar
06-28-2013, 07:28 AM
Sounds normal enough.

Nobexliberty
06-28-2013, 07:29 AM
Hiding behind a tree? He?

limequat
06-28-2013, 07:37 AM
Hiding behind a tree? He?

Running away?

Lot's of WTFs in this story.

Nobexliberty
06-28-2013, 07:45 AM
Running away?

Lot's of WTFs in this story. My grandpa told me stories about how in the good ol' days news were honest, he is probably right if you read stories like this every day.

Warrior_of_Freedom
06-28-2013, 08:05 AM
holy crap if that dude sniffed my arm i'd be terrorized too

Nobexliberty
06-28-2013, 08:06 AM
holy crap if that dude sniffed my arm i'd be terrorized too
^^Winner

Philhelm
06-28-2013, 08:43 AM
Oh my God...he has a scrotum for a chin! It's the Goblin King from The Hobbit movie.

CaptUSA
06-28-2013, 09:12 AM
WTF is right! Used a helicopter to flush him out?! Did this guy have some sort of XXXXL cloak of invisibility? And how the hell did he get away?

Nobexliberty
06-28-2013, 09:32 AM
WTF is right! Used a helicopter to flush him out?! Did this guy have some sort of XXXXL cloak of invisibility? And how the hell did he get away? Maybe he farted, patrol officers do not have gas mask to cope with the smell. Thats why he was called a terrorist, a chemical terrorist.

jbauer
06-28-2013, 09:34 AM
holy crap if that dude sniffed my arm i'd be terrorized too

Hell you'd have to be scared shitless that he'd eat your arm if it smelled nice.

Occam's Banana
06-28-2013, 09:46 AM
False imprisonment for grabbing someone by the arm? "Street" terrorism?

Scary-lookin' 425 lb. dude hiding behind a tree? Flushed out with a helicopter?

Is it The Onion ... or is it Real Life? Goddam, I mean, just ... WTF??


Mow your lawn? Landscaping terrorism.

Don't mow your lawn? Yard terrorism ... http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?418975-Vid-Cops-barge-into-woman-s-house-serving-a-warrant-for-UNCUT-GRASS

Root
06-28-2013, 10:16 AM
So much fail and win in this article and thread. Lol.

tod evans
06-28-2013, 10:29 AM
Another prosecutor added to "The List"...

fr33
06-28-2013, 11:10 AM
I think he's an extra terrestrial.