Ed Snowden Sighting Thread

[Elias Graves]

Let's help the poor souls at NSA find Mr. Snowden. Please list any and all sightings so this troublemaker gets located and brought to "justice" as quickly as possible.

Im pretty sure I just saw him getting a Slurpee at a 7-11 in Pueblo, CO.
Where have you seen him?

[tod evans]

He burrowing in out on the back 40...........

[Elias Graves]

He burrowing in out on the back 40...........

I'll get my shovel.

[asurfaholic]

Lifting weights at the gym on a cruise ship somewhere between there and there.

[tod evans]

I'll get my shovel.

Nah, let the feds plow it;)

[Elias Graves]

Nah, let the feds plow it;)

Good thinking. That'll keep em busy for a while.

[ghengis86]

Just saw him going south on I-75

[tod evans]

Just saw him going south on I-75

Incoming drone..:eek:

[donnay]

One could only hope he has Osama Bin Laden's handbook on disappearing. I do not think Snowden has made the FBI "Most Wanted" list yet, either.

[green73]

http://i.imgur.com/oTPDL06.jpg

[Elias Graves]

Incoming drone..:eek:

Wrong highway. I think he meant I-35.

[John F Kennedy III]

I just saw Edward Snowden walking on 15th street in Newark, NJ

[Warlord]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/6/23/1372000066786/0d9cefca-40b3-47f9-90b7-95bd51053441-460x276.jpeg

[Origanalist]

Found him! AKA Clyde Coulter

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/member.php?25956-ClydeCoulter http://www.ronpaulforums.com/customprofilepics/profilepic25956_2.gif

[thoughtomator]

I am Spartacus

[Warlord]

Assange: “We are aware of where Edward Snowden is. He is in a safe place and his spirits are high. Due to the bellicose threats coming from the US administration we cannot go into further detail at this time. Unfortunately we cannot reveal what country he is in at this time.”
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I wonder if they chartered a plane direct to Quito from Hong Kong.

[DGambler]

I saw Snowden on the Mall in DC meeting with some guy in a black trenchcoat.

[angelatc]

INvited him for dinner, so hopefully he's out picking put a nice bottle of wine.

[tangent4ronpaul]

Podunk Alaska - pop 306, I saw the guy on 6th and main.

-t

[Thor]

I saw Snowden eating a PB & J in Portland, Oregon.

[Elias Graves]

INvited him for dinner, so hopefully he's out picking put a nice bottle of wine.

Tell him I said "hey."

[Elias Graves]

Another report from one of my sources: Buying sausages at Costco in St. Louis.

[tangent4ronpaul]

I saw Snowden on the Mall in DC meeting with some guy in a black trenchcoat.

Black - really? - so NOT!


INvited him for dinner, so hopefully he's out picking put a nice bottle of wine.

maybe jealous... :D

-t

[tangent4ronpaul]

Lichtenstein - in the main casino.... blowin BIG BUCKS!

-t

[John F Kennedy III]

Snowden is in Bangkok Dangerous.

[Carlybee]

Eating a grilled cheese from a food truck in Austin. Of course it was vegetarian cheese.

[angelatc]

Eating a grilled cheese from a food truck in Austin. Of course it was vegetarian cheese.


Oh no, Snowden is vegetarian? I need to adjust my menu. Glad you mentioned that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD0Z0CwRDJw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD0Z0CwRDJw

[Carlybee]

I dont know..but Austin is full of them...maybe Vegan. I think meat has been outlawed there.

[MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2]

Where have you seen him?



Carrying giant balls in a wheelbarrow.

[donnay]

I saw him driving down I-95 just twenty minutes ago.

[ClydeCoulter]

I heard that he was "Flushed" from the Matrix.
But may show up from time to time.

[Carlybee]

I heard he hitched a ride on the Millenium Falcon to a galaxy far far away

[CaptUSA]

I saw him walking a tightrope across the Grand Canyon dressed up like some other dude. I think he's just taunting them, now...

[Matthew5]

I'm here in Arlington, Texas and I saw him in a Half-Priced book store on Cooper. He purchased a copy of Solzhenitsyn's In the First Circle and a pocket-sized Spanish for Dummies.

[EBounding]

Just saw Snowden at the local Taco Bell. He ordered two delicious Doritos Locos Tacos (Cool Ranch & Nacho).

[Elias Graves]

Carrying giant balls in a wheelbarrow.

Bwahahahahaha!

[shane77m]

seen him at Wal Mart impersonating Elvis.

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/4996.jpg

[KEEF]

I heard he swung by his old office in Hawaii because he forgot his coffee mug.

[surf]

I saw him selling weed out of a van near the Space Needle, cops gave him a $100 ticket (this is Seattle, not some overly-authoritarian hellhole like DC).

[undergroundrr]

Ari Fleischer is trying to help - From The Guardian's awesome NSA blog (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/24/edward-snowden-booked-on-plane-from-moscow-to-havana-live-coverage):

"Former Bush administration White House spokesman Ari Fleischer just posted this slightly sinister tweet, which won’t do much to change the perception that the US is keen to keep track of everyone everywhere …

Ari Fleischer ✔ @AriFleischer

I just looked and don't see Snowden anywhere in New York. Everyone - please help the Admin find him. Take a look near you.
7:18 AM - 24 Jun 2013
39 RETWEETS 17 FAVORITES"

[Elias Graves]

I saw him jogging in Bentonville, AR just now!

[pcosmar]

seen him at Wal Mart impersonating Elvis.

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/4996.jpg

Hey,, stop messin' with the Elvis impersonators. :(

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tag/paul-kevin-curtis-elvis-impersonator
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuz8gX25kQ-4JiaY_jdwzDY4nSyCzoMcG6drnE5_R6LzRJz4v7NQ
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/elvis-impersonator-says-he-was-framed-by-karate-instructor-i
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/officials_impersonator_rival_pleads_Odc75h6UVoIizy nWBUs0dO

[Root]

^ I just saw Edward Snowden at Walmart.

[phill4paul]

I saw Snowden drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect

[angelatc]

He just skyped me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

[Root]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1016088_389729761136962_1657267549_n.jpg

[mczerone]

Wrong highway. I think he meant I-35.

I don't think he was south-bound, he was north bound.

So he was on some highway ending in a "5," going in some direction.

[JK/SEA]

I just saw Edward Snowden walking on 15th street in Newark, NJ

thats odd. He just rented the house next door to me....we're having a BBQ at my house next week.

[ClydeCoulter]

thats odd. He just rented the house next door to me....we're having a BBQ at my house next week.

Damn Ed Snowden impersonators!

[Neil Desmond]

I believe he's somewhere on this planet:


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dVz_71071d4/Ubp6rVJtJvI/AAAAAAAA6DU/-5I0LPsyL5s/s400/1.jpg

[CaseyJones]

all I know is he has not been in chat in weeks

[evilfunnystuff]

It's a good thing they are spying on all of us, otherwise the Govt wouldn't be able keep track of people they want to kill or arrest...

oh.. what...


Ya, I think I saw him on the South Side of Pittsburgh, East Carson Street if I remember right.

He might have been trying to sell me some silver, he kept talkin about a 20-piece? :toady:

[mczerone]

I believe he's somewhere on this planet:


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dVz_71071d4/Ubp6rVJtJvI/AAAAAAAA6DU/-5I0LPsyL5s/s400/1.jpg

While likely, it's not certain. Therefore we need a complete lockdown on that entire planet and dual expeditionary forces to scout Venus and Mars, as well.

I've heard that the Venusian people are anti-govt and anti-American, so that might be a good place to send all the US police to make sure they apprehend Snowden.

[DGambler]

I just saw Ed Snowden poolside at the Amalfi Coast of Italy hanging with Ari Gold, pretty sure they were talking about a movie deal.

[UWDude]

Snowden just spent the night here.

Apparently, he thinks that if it is yellow, leave it mellow.

[opal]

Lurking under Air Force 1 - wherever it may be

[KEEF]

I believe he's somewhere on this planet:


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dVz_71071d4/Ubp6rVJtJvI/AAAAAAAA6DU/-5I0LPsyL5s/s400/1.jpg


Nope, he isn't... NASA (not the NSA) found him here...
http://images1.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp%3B6%3A%3Enu%3D3644%3E6%3C9%3E4%3C2% 3E27356%3C95%3B3247ot1lsi

[Elias Graves]

I don't think he was south-bound, he was north bound.

So he was on some highway ending in a "5," going in some direction.

He's westbound now.

[shane77m]

How about Eastbound and down?

[pcosmar]

How about Eastbound and down?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfZ4CHHyGjI

[Carlybee]

He went thataway

[One Man Wolf Pack]

I heard he was shacked up with Elvis and Hoffa

[opal]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2uh23jl.jpg

[Philhelm]

I last saw him in the NSA headquarters men's bathroom on level three. He asked me to grab him a roll toilet paper between curses and muttering. In fact, he never left the stall. A good place to hide if you ask me.

[AmericasLastHope]

I just saw Edward Snowden being silenced by Joan at a delegation in Tampa...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/7241_591015960932522_1962355864_n.jpg

[pacelli]

They have a better chance of sighting bigfoot.

With all their billions of dollars worth of spynet fear-based "its futile to resist, you will be absorbed" BULLSHIT, they are at a complete loss. And their lies become more and more obvious..

[Elias Graves]

They have a better chance of sighting bigfoot.

With all their billions of dollars worth of spynet fear-based "its futile to resist, you will be absorbed" BULLSHIT, they are at a complete loss. And their lies become more and more obvious..

All of which makes me no less pissed but a little less worried than I was a few weeks ago.

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/keystone-kops-granger.jpg

[green73]

Was just clicking through Gotham's live webcams and almost shat my pants when I saw this. Thankfully had my wits about me enough to capture it.

http://i.imgur.com/i72Rgva.jpg

[Warrior_of_Freedom]

can't let this traitor get away!!! he broke everyone's false sense of security! Why can't we simply be ignorant anymore? Gosh. I'm going to go watch the weather.

[helmuth_hubener]

I'll never tell.

[VoluntaryAmerican]

I saw Edward Snowden at the beach today in South Jersey, back from a flight from Ecuador, he was working on his tan and said he has plans to visit Iceland.

[cajuncocoa]

http://www.lolbrary.com/content/39/which-way-did-he-go-25039.jpg

[Reason]

I saw Snowden at Disneyland.

He may or may not have been wearing a Winnie The Pooh costume.

[paulbot24]

"I see Snowden....."

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/818/Movie_i_see_dead_people-769472.jpg

[malkusm]

I saw Snowden chugging a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and eating the most disgusting state fair food outside of City Hall here today.

I saw something, but I did not say something.

[liveandletlive]

Saw him at Starbucks...all unshaven hipsters with laptops seem to all look like E-Snow

[sailingaway]

I saw Snowden chugging a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and eating the most disgusting state fair food outside of City Hall here today.

I saw something, but I did not say something.

http://i.imgur.com/te8OyPc.jpg?1

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/969875_349449871850380_1599077986_n.jpg

[bolil]

Saw him at Starbucks...all unshaven hipsters with laptops seem to all look like E-Snow

People keep asking me to sign their body parts.

[Reason]

Win:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/969875_349449871850380_1599077986_n.jpg

[kathy88]

I saw Snowden drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect

WINNER. 2nd for giant wheelbarrow balls.

[kathy88]

I saw him jammin' some Coltraine in downtown Detroit.

[shane77m]

I seen him at the Waffle House. He was hitting on the waitress. I think he was just trying to get some extra grease.

[HOLLYWOOD]

http://twistedeconotwist.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/gl-g20-spies-like-us_design.png (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=cLcY2d6mekzNhM&tbnid=-x7vNHHXdp8SYM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.12ozprophet.com%2Fforum%2Fsho wthread.php%3Fp%3D8523536&ei=IALJUfWhMoXUiwLepIH4Aw&bvm=bv.48340889,d.cGE&psig=AFQjCNHBhK2_z-n47p2quND1WdIVGQHjbQ&ust=1372214102415613)

[Mani]

I was on an island in thailand three hours drive from bangkok.

I figured it was him coz he was sipping mojitos and had 3-4 laptops tucked under his beach chair. The only thing i couldnt figure out was why he had a pet monkey on his shoulder....

[Occam's Banana]

I saw Snowden drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect

♩ ♫ dun-dun, dun-dun ♬ ♪ AAAAAAH-OOOOOOOOO!! ...

[sailingaway]

Reporters chasing Edward Snowden stranded on Cuba-bound plane


Updated 8:28 p.m. ET

The continuing pursuit of elusive Edward Snowden left several journalists stranded at 30,000 feet after they boarded a plane from Moscow bound for Cuba - only to discover an empty seat booked in the NSA leaker's name.

An Aeroflot representative told The Associated Press that Snowden wasn't on flight SU150 to Havana, which was filled with journalists trying to track him down.

Reporters on the flight sent tweets confirming that Snowden was nowhere to be found:


Jim Roberts ✔ @nycjim

Journalists from around world embark on Moscow-Havana flight to "photograph an empty seat" via @caosnews pic.twitter.com/TL6BGR3NmF #Snowden

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BNhK7KhCAAEgv9I.png


more: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57590753/reporters-chasing-edward-snowden-stranded-on-cuba-bound-plane/

[ClydeCoulter]

:rolleyes: Nope, he's not there :D

[ClydeCoulter]

I went to the liquor store a while ago....nope, he wasn't there...:D

[sailingaway]

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000039783270/382a26894fd229c2e98aa2c77726e7a8_normal.jpegRusty Behind Bars ‏@NatlZooRedPanda 3h
Going offline until my next breakout. Obviously the zoo got my plans from the NSA hacking. Next time they will have no clue where I am.

https://twitter.com/NatlZooRedPanda/status/349308450850881539

[angelatc]

He forgot to mention he also stole the prototype invisibility cloak?

[Fredom101]

I saw him headed out of Taco Surf heading to the beach in San Diego this afternoon. :)

[DGambler]

I have it on good authority that Snowden is hanging with Keyser Söze.

[Elias Graves]

Great leads everyone. This ought to give the keystone kops something to do for a while.
But don't let up! Keep the sightings coming in. One never knows where that hooligan might be hiding!
Remember:

http://addick.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/see_something_eat_something1.jpg

[angelatc]

Hey, NSA! I'm pretty sure I saw Snowden in Lindsay Graham's closet. Make him come out.

[Elias Graves]

Hey, NSA! I'm pretty sure I saw Snowden in Lindsay Graham's closet. Make him come out.

Gotta be crowded in there....

[CableNewsJunkie]

I saw Edward Snowden partying on a yacht in the Mediterranean with Jon Corzine - if the Feds can find Jon Corzine, they can get Snowden.

Put out an APB for Corzine now!!!

[AmericasLastHope]

Who hasn't seen Mr. Snowden?

http://oi44.tinypic.com/n1x8ub.jpg

[Marenco]

I think I might have seen him in a street crossing at Tokyo:

http://travelingcanucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/tokyo-shibuya-intersection.jpg

[randpaul2016]

http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/c594255edd4c11e2900e22000a1f96c7_7.jpg

[Mani]

I heard he was cashing in more of his gold and silver in Nepal. Somewhere on this street:

http://emergingfrontiersblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/kathmandu1.jpg

[Root]

I just saw Eddie Snowden at the Philly zoo.

[KEEF]

http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/c594255edd4c11e2900e22000a1f96c7_7.jpg

Cost of leaking NSA and Prism to the general public... your name and reputation in the eyes of the MSM. But we still have your back.
Cost of buying a ticket from Russia to Cuba only to not be on it and get MSM reporters stuck on a pointlessly expensive 16 hour flight (hilarious)... $1902.75
Cost of being an agent of Liberty exposing the lies told by the U.S.... Priceless!

We are in debt to you sir... Godspeed.

[Elias Graves]

Shit, I think that's Ed fixing my neighbor's roof!

[Todd]

http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/06/snowden-russia-waldo-one.jpg

[Philhelm]

I killed Edward Snowden in Pakistan and dumped his body into the ocean. Sorry that I do not have photographs or video recordings to prove it, so you will just have to trust me based on my reputation of integrity. I didn't want the libertarians to see the act, view him as a martyr, and commit acts of violence.

[Elias Graves]

I killed Edward Snowden in Pakistan and dumped his body into the ocean. Sorry that I do not have photographs or video recordings to prove it, so you will just have to trust me based on my reputation of integrity. I didn't want the libertarians to see the act, view him as a martyr, and commit acts of violence.

Well, now you can expect your outdated helicopter to mysteriously go down.

[McBell]

He was at the local school for the blind recently, but I don't think anyone saw him.

[Occam's Banana]

I killed Edward Snowden in Pakistan and dumped his body into the ocean. Sorry that I do not have photographs or video recordings to prove it, so you will just have to trust me based on my reputation of integrity. I didn't want the libertarians to see the act, view him as a martyr, and commit acts of violence.

Just give up, everyone. None of us are going to beat this one. Phil has won today's internets. /thread

[evilfunnystuff]

Hmmm


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUmIiWLoEuo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[jtstellar]

feminists better not pull the stunt they did on assange to snowden

[Mani]

Well, now you can expect your outdated helicopter to mysteriously go down.


HHAHAHHAHHA! Philhelm better not step onto any aircraft in the near future. HAHHAHHAHA.

[Philhelm]

HHAHAHHAHHA! Philhelm better not step onto any aircraft in the near future. HAHHAHHAHA.

See? No Fly Lists are for our safety.

[HOLLYWOOD]

He's hiding in the MATRIX

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/51c9c6cb6bb3f7ae3900000a-800-/cyber-binary.jpg

[Warlord]

Where's Ed?

[Elias Graves]

Where's Ed?

I saw him playing checkers in the park.

[KEEF]

Where's Ed?
Enjoying a couple vodka martinis in some room at a Moscow airport.

[Barrex]

http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/c594255edd4c11e2900e22000a1f96c7_7.jpg


I killed Edward Snowden in Pakistan and dumped his body into the ocean. Sorry that I do not have photographs or video recordings to prove it, so you will just have to trust me based on my reputation of integrity. I didn't want the libertarians to see the act, view him as a martyr, and commit acts of violence.

These 2 saved this thread. Good idea. Not that funny jokes. I give it 2,4 out of 5. 5 being best.

By the way yesterday I was kidnapped by some old spice smelling guys in black. They threw me in some dark dumpster. There were 2 other persons. I said I am from Bosnia one was speaking russian and other english but he said he is from China. I dared him to say "fried rice". He couldnt. Me and Russian laughed our asses off. Chinese prick started screaming "Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai;Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai something something russia". Then I started laughing at both of them. Russian said "May your house be live on CNN". I had to defend my honour and told him Dao Bog da mozes trazit djecu Gajgerovim brojačem. Then my senses sharpened. It was "that time". I started swingning with my hand and I heard that from 2 directions other hands are swinging too. Before I could hit anyone I was taserd and men in black marched in and took Chinese guy out. We heard him scream for 15 minutes before he answered everything he knew about Snowden. Then they came for Russian guy and tortured him and he screamed for 45 minutes before he told them that snowden flew in Bosnia. They throw him back into the cell and grabed me. While they were chaining me to the wall I was thinking how I will last longer and I will laugAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..what the f**c was that? AHAAAAAHHUUU "Where is Snowden?" they asked... still shocked I asked: "WhaAAAHhhhhhhhhhha?" They:" Where is he?" I: "I dont AAAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaa " "where is he" "I forAHHHH"... Apparently after 6 hours they gave up. Russian and Chinese guy were impressed and were wondering how could I last so long... I told them that in Bosnia there is centuries long tradition that every child is taught how to turn its brain off...there was also second phase of learning "how to turn it back on" but that guy died when he broke his neck by tripping over his own beard....crap I should told them how brave I was but my brain for some reason didnt work properly....after few hours they decided to let us go. They ordered us to stand still and look at the floor... Then they took crowbar and punched Chinese guy in the head...he fell down then Russian guy and he fell down screwming... then they hit me in the head but I remained standing... and again and again and then he hit me in the head with all his force and crowbar broke in 3-4 pieces. I look up and everyone is staring at me. Men in black, Russian, Chinese guy, military, airplane pilots...EVERYONE...what an embarrasment. I was so ashamed.

[Nobexliberty]

Found him!
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPhlK1jnI-M25xx2-5oDJ6rHT0KlDR1txtL9zRrNTTiP5bndq9

[jmdrake]

http://www.arwrath.com/content/4/48248.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/oTPDL06.jpg

[smithtg]

Was that Moscow?


http://reactorfire.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/300px-nagasakibomb.jpg?w=500

[Elias Graves]

Was that Moscow?


http://reactorfire.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/300px-nagasakibomb.jpg?w=500

Never heard of it.