Operation: Everyone Talk Like a Terrorist!

[awake]

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/834s

[green73]

lol

[kathy88]

That was great. "Sending anthrax to Piers Morgan. Bye mom."

[KEEF]

That was funny. Thanks for the laugh this morning.

[BuddyRey]

Not only is Trevor Moore absolutely hilarious, but he's also definitely "one of us."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdClmPD6r4

[Athan]

Lol that was funnier than a bomb on the brooklyn bridge!

[jllundqu]

Lol that was funnier than a bomb on the brooklyn bridge!

haha! That was funnier than planes crashing into New York!


:confused: Too soon?

[torchbearer]

been talking like a terrorist on the phone for a while now, i also say hi to the government spy that is listening.

[Barrex]

Lol. Old school.

This was popular in 1998 in BiH and Croatia. That was the time we found out about ECHELON.

I personally was ending all my emails with "trigger words":



""P.s. Bomb, package, Allah, infidels, kill, cake... Fuck you spying geek who is reading this"




Ahh... nostalgic.

[fesoferbex]

I've never seen Trevor Moore before, but I think he instills feelings in my heart along the lines of my plans to burn down city hall. What a guy!

[muh_roads]

Not a bad idea. Spread.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Cgo8sm-gBPU

[muh_roads]

"Look at me...I'm a lying sack of shit."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAQlsS9diBs

[liberty2897]

If enough people would do this, I think it might actually work.

[edit]
Sorry, forgot to say nuclear detonator dirty bomb

[TheTexan]

Allahu Akbar

[John F Kennedy III]

Praise Allah!

[John F Kennedy III]

U.S. Representative Peter King on why he believes that reporters should be prosecuted for revealing NSA secrets: "There is an obligation both moral,but also legal, I believe, against a reporter disclosing somethingwhich would so severely compromise national security."

[amy31416]

Man...George Carlin would have a field day with this.

You made me think of him JFKIII.

[american.swan]

I've never seen Trevor Moore before, but I think he instills feelings in my heart along the lines of my plans to burn down city hall. What a guy!

LOL

[UtahApocalypse]

I once was told I could pass for a Muslim.... Friends always joked about how my "cousins" could not figure out how to bomb anything.

[fesoferbex]

I love how everyone seems to get it backwards these days. We ought to be conducting surveillance on the government: "Freedom of speech is a principal pillar of a free government; when this support is taken away, the constitution of a free society is dissolved, and tyranny is erected on its ruins. Republics and limited monarchies derive their strength and vigor from a popular examination into the action of the magistrates." -Benjamin Franklin

See, with the "magistrates" it's ALWAYS "talk like a terrorist" day...

EDIT:

I'm going to nuke miama with allah's ricin.
Also, Ron Paul (and I contributed to him) <--- that might get me on their list faster

[Keith and stuff]

Not only is Trevor Moore absolutely hilarious, but he's also definitely "one of us."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdClmPD6r4
You mean in love with Alex Jones? Sure, I've seen him at Porcfest but I'm not even a fan of his.

[TheTexan]

this kind of reminds me of 50 pounds of C4 in an orphanage

[american.swan]

Should we all attend a training session in Afghanistan or Pakistan to better blow up NOBDY.

[TheTexan]

Should we all attend a training session in Afghanistan or Pakistan to better blow up NOBDY.

I hear Pakistan has better flying lessons. The training is half off too, because they don't have to teach you how to land the plane

[subsidizing failure]

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=618U-_8o31k

[KerriAnn]

We should all amend our signatures with trigger words. That way, we don't have to remember to include the words in our posts! :D

[fr33]

Allahu Akbar

[mrsat_98]

I have a date at the federal building after I blow it up. (http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/10/27/useful-tip-of-the-day-no-inflatable-dolls-in-goverment-building-bathrooms/)

[Occam's Banana]

I have a date at the federal building after I blow it up. (http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2007/10/27/useful-tip-of-the-day-no-inflatable-dolls-in-goverment-building-bathrooms/)

Oh, man! That reminds me! I haven't listened to the No Agenda Show for a while now.

Wonder how much fun they're having with all the shit coming down?

I really need to go rent a truck, buy a lot of fertilizer, and explode the ever-lovin' hell outta Dvorak & Curry ...

[jmdrake]

This is funny and all, but this presupposes that the NSA is really looking for terrorists and not looking for how you might have purposefully or inadvertently cheated on your taxes. The real reason for the NSA spying is revealed here in this thread about NSA espionage on Swiss banks (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?417325-Switzerland-Furious!-Snowden-Charge-CIA-Conducts-Economic-Espionage-Against-Swiss-Banking&p=5067678#post5067678).

[Occam's Banana]

This is funny and all, but this presupposes that the NSA is really looking for terrorists and not looking for how you might have purposefully or inadvertently cheated on your taxes. The real reason for the NSA spying is revealed here in this thread about NSA espionage on Swiss banks (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?417325-Switzerland-Furious!-Snowden-Charge-CIA-Conducts-Economic-Espionage-Against-Swiss-Banking&p=5067678#post5067678).

Exactly. To me, the biggest "red flag" indicating that most people just don't "get it" is the failure to (1) look at the IRS scandal, (2) look at the NSA scandal, and (3) realize what (1) suggests about the possibilities for abuse with respect to (2). Judge Nap has a mentioned this, I believe, and maybe a few others have done so as well. But for the most part, the IRS and NSA brouhahas are being treated as if they have occurred in entirely separate universes.

But like you said, this is "funny and all" - and the presupposition just makes it funnier ...

[awake]

Exactly. To me, the biggest "red flag" indicating that most people just don't "get it" is the failure to (1) look at the IRS scandal, (2) look at the NSA scandal, and (3) realize what (1) suggests about the possibilities for abuse with respect to (2). Judge Nap has a mentioned this, I believe, and maybe a few others have done so as well. But for the most part, the IRS and NSA brouhahas are being treated as if they have occurred in entirely separate universes.

But like you said, this is "funny and all" - and the presupposition just makes it funnier ...

Ok, everyone talk like a tax cheating would be terrorist!