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Constitutional Paulicy
05-23-2013, 06:09 AM
Thought this might be good for some laughs....

1. Holy War

2. Federal Reserve

3. Zero Deficit

4. Free Society

5. Fair Reporting

6. ?

Go for it. :D

Christian Liberty
05-23-2013, 06:14 AM
Pro-War libertarian.

Constitutional Paulicy
05-23-2013, 06:24 AM
Pro-War libertarian.

LOL :) Good one.

PaulConventionWV
05-23-2013, 06:38 AM
Democratic Republic.

Constitutional Democracy.

V3n
05-23-2013, 09:12 AM
Military Intelligence

Microsoft Works

Liberty Tax

kathy88
05-23-2013, 09:17 AM
Jumbo Shrimp

tangent4ronpaul
05-23-2013, 09:56 AM
Patriot Act
War on Terrorism
Homeland Security

-t

shane77m
05-23-2013, 10:38 AM
peace officer

Red Green
05-23-2013, 10:40 AM
Good Government. You can actually find it in the Canadian Charter.

Red Green
05-23-2013, 10:41 AM
Justice System.

cajuncocoa
05-23-2013, 10:50 AM
pretty ugly

Dary
05-23-2013, 10:55 AM
Hot water heater.

Red Green
05-23-2013, 10:58 AM
Bad sex.

paulbot24
05-23-2013, 11:11 AM
United Nations

kcchiefs6465
05-23-2013, 11:31 AM
Israeli peace.

DGambler
05-23-2013, 11:41 AM
American capitalism

Red Green
05-23-2013, 02:28 PM
peace officer

and officer safety

ClydeCoulter
05-23-2013, 06:43 PM
Tough Love

Spikender
05-23-2013, 06:44 PM
President Santorum.

wizardwatson
05-23-2013, 06:46 PM
liberty activist

Spikender
05-23-2013, 06:47 PM
Intelligent Wizard.

wizardwatson
05-23-2013, 06:49 PM
Intelligent Wizard.

Stings, doesn't it.

Spikender
05-23-2013, 06:49 PM
Stings, doesn't it.

That's not an oxymoron, that's a sentence.

Looks like my oxymoron rings true after all.

WM_in_MO
05-23-2013, 06:50 PM
This is an oxymoron:

http://twitchy.com/2013/05/23/ready-to-ride-george-w-bush-hosts-third-annual-w100k-bike-ride-for-wounded-warriors-pics-vine/

wizardwatson
05-23-2013, 06:52 PM
That's not an oxymoron, that's a sentence.

Looks like my oxymoron rings true after all.

Your response is illogical. You are implying that I believed the oxymoron was valid. My response was referring to the fact that you replied at all which was more than likely due to you taking offense at what I said.

Please try again.

Spikender
05-23-2013, 06:54 PM
Your response is illogical. You are implying that I believed the oxymoron was valid. My response was referring to the fact that you replied at all which was more than likely due to you taking offense at what I said.

Please try again.

Your response was illogical. "Stings, doesn't it" is not an oxymoron at all. Please play by the rules of the game if you're gonna post, man.

wizardwatson
05-23-2013, 06:58 PM
Your response was illogical. "Stings, doesn't it" is not an oxymoron at all. Please play by the rules of the game if you're gonna post, man.

You are being obtuse now. If you are answering the thread title you do not refer to quotes. It is well established that quotes refer to another's answer to the thread or to another person's post. I was replying to you not the thread.

Spikender
05-23-2013, 06:59 PM
You are being obtuse now. If you are answering the thread title you do not refer to quotes. It is well established that quotes refer to another's answer to the thread or to another person's post. I was replying to you not the thread.

Wait, so is that part of the game quoting others?

I didn't know that.

Sorry for breaking the rules, everybody, let's get back to the game now:

Ugly Spikender.

PaulConventionWV
05-23-2013, 07:00 PM
Liberty Tax

That's a good one. I actually commented on that oxymoron when I was driving by one of their offices.

PaulConventionWV
05-23-2013, 07:01 PM
Patriot Act
War on Terrorism
Homeland Security

-t

Those don't seem like oxymorons to me. Homeland Security is stupid, but I would never assume that a homeland can never be secure.

Natural Citizen
05-23-2013, 07:01 PM
Religious Conscience

PaulConventionWV
05-23-2013, 07:02 PM
Hot water heater.

Redundant, but not an oxymoron.

PaulConventionWV
05-23-2013, 07:03 PM
liberty activist

Ummm, what?

V3n
05-23-2013, 07:05 PM
Anarchy rules!

Peace Keeper

PaulConventionWV
05-23-2013, 07:10 PM
Police officer.

Ok, maybe not, but if officer suggests that they work in an office, then it would be.

wizardwatson
05-23-2013, 07:12 PM
Ummm, what?

I will expand to another oxymoron to highlight your conundrum:

Self-aware liberty activist.

DamianTV
05-23-2013, 08:40 PM
Religious Conscience

Well, if Con is the opposite of Pro...

Hmm, does that mean Congress is the opposite of Progress?

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kcchiefs6465
05-23-2013, 09:16 PM
Ummm, what?
Wizardwatson is most easily kept occupied with random fact neg reps.

If I have anything to say about it, he'll be a force to reckon with on Jeopardy.

DamianTV
05-23-2013, 11:33 PM
Wizardwatson is most easily kept occupied with random fact neg reps.

If I have anything to say about it, he'll be a force to reckon with on Jeopardy.

Jeopardy?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QLx96hsA08

John of Des Moines
05-24-2013, 01:43 PM
Liberty and justice for all.

Lucille
05-24-2013, 01:53 PM
The Honorable [insert any politician's name here].

Expatriate
05-24-2013, 02:13 PM
Facebook Privacy

Expatriate
05-24-2013, 02:24 PM
Microsoft Works...

heavenlyboy34
05-24-2013, 02:27 PM
free republic

Expatriate
05-27-2013, 12:10 AM
Intellectual Property

heavenlyboy34
05-27-2013, 12:17 AM
Good Government

Debbie Downer
05-27-2013, 03:33 AM
Jumbo Shrimp

RIP

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/member.php?43820-Jumbo-Shrimp

DamianTV
05-27-2013, 03:58 AM
Facebook Privacy

This!

mt4rp
05-27-2013, 08:08 AM
Public servant

FrancisMarion
05-27-2013, 08:29 AM
Voluntary Tax
Affordable Healthcare
Executive Responsibility

Roxi
05-27-2013, 09:14 AM
Act natural
Entire portion
Holy Hell
Natural synthetic

jmdrake
05-27-2013, 09:37 AM
Honest politician.

DamianTV
05-28-2013, 01:34 AM
Department of Redundancy Department.

KingRobbStark
05-28-2013, 02:19 AM
Government

Expatriate
05-28-2013, 07:23 PM
Obama Care :p

mt4rp
12-06-2015, 06:43 AM
necessary evil

TheNewYorker
12-06-2015, 07:03 AM
vacuum filled
Spoiled goods
Hardly easy

MelissaCato
12-06-2015, 08:37 AM
Small Giant (my horses name) :/