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aGameOfThrones
05-17-2013, 08:55 PM
Just saw it on Bill Maher. I expect the Tubes will be available soon.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q7ZJ2Wd9l0

Cutlerzzz
05-17-2013, 08:58 PM
Or dogs with guns.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2282445/Police-Thailand-use-dogs-guns-strapped-sides-guard-hotel.html

TheTexan
05-17-2013, 09:03 PM
Better that the dog has the gun than the cop

VIDEODROME
05-17-2013, 09:04 PM
Good luck keeping that dog when the police show up.

jkr
05-17-2013, 09:10 PM
or doggs with BEES in thier mouth

and when the dogs bark

BEES SH00T OUT OF THEM!!!

TheTexan
05-17-2013, 09:17 PM
Maybe. But it would need to be an assault dog.

Bastiat's The Law
05-17-2013, 09:22 PM
lol @ assault dog

DamianTV
05-17-2013, 09:26 PM
Hmm, well we have the Right to Bear Arms to protect ourselves from abusive tyrannical governments. So we have a dog. The Govt has satellites with fucking lazer beams that can fry you from space. Dog vs Satellite. Who do you think will win that deathmatch?

The Gun is needed so it can be put to the head of the person giving the order to "push the button".

I'll give everyone a hint who that person is. It isnt the fucking mailman or the two-bit petty meth head.

paulbot24
05-17-2013, 09:31 PM
AF?

juleswin
05-17-2013, 09:32 PM
Funny commentary about Micheal Moore's advice on home security.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIjRm3GfHf0

Anti Federalist
05-17-2013, 09:35 PM
or doggs with BEES in thier mouth

and when the dogs bark

BEES SH00T OUT OF THEM!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLCZjw2FXPE

Warrior_of_Freedom
05-17-2013, 09:36 PM
lol @ assault dog

limit assault dog magazines to 15 rounds

Anti Federalist
05-17-2013, 09:37 PM
AF?

Release the robotic Richard Simmons.

bunklocoempire
05-17-2013, 09:44 PM
Crazy talk -that Michael Moore is a radical. The founders dogs weren't anything like the dogs we have these days.

The founders never had these modern assault dogs in mind when they jotted down the 2nd.

LibertyEagle
05-17-2013, 09:51 PM
Excuse me, but doesn't Moore have bodyguards? Because I think he does and armed ones at that.

Anti Federalist
05-17-2013, 09:51 PM
Crazy talk -that Michael Moore is a radical. The founders dogs weren't anything like the dogs we have these days.

The founders never had these modern assault dogs in mind when they jotted down the 2nd.

It's because I'm black, right?

http://www.bradwarthen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/AR15_A3_Tactical_Carbine_pic1.jpg

http://www.randyproductions.com/Newfy-Angus-Crop-IMG_0984WEB.jpg

paulbot24
05-17-2013, 10:04 PM
You can sell anything to a libertarian if you throw in attack dogs and assault guns! Ironically, we are antiwar and just want to be left alone.

emazur
05-17-2013, 10:09 PM
You'd need a big enough dog to put up a fight and not everyone (especially older people) have the physical ability nor the space to take care of a medium/large dog

Brian4Liberty
05-17-2013, 10:23 PM
No Moore.

Brian4Liberty
05-17-2013, 10:27 PM
It's because I'm black, right?

http://www.randyproductions.com/Newfy-Angus-Crop-IMG_0984WEB.jpg


It's the drool.

jkob
05-17-2013, 11:02 PM
Michael Moore who has armed bodyguards can stfu about what I use for home defense

okay for you but not for me?

Cleaner44
05-17-2013, 11:05 PM
Screw the dogs... I want to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

http://atomicgator.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/sharks_w_laser_beams.jpg

bolil
05-17-2013, 11:06 PM
Fuck an assault dog, all you need is a double barreled chihuahua.

Tod
05-18-2013, 12:10 AM
Maybe. But it would need to be an assault dog.

Slang for assault dog = hot dog

aGameOfThrones
05-18-2013, 12:28 AM
Video up in OP

amy31416
05-18-2013, 12:49 AM
He's discriminating against inner-city poor people who aren't allowed (in most rentals) and can't afford to have dogs.

DamianTV
05-18-2013, 02:17 AM
He's discriminating against inner-city poor people who aren't allowed (in most rentals) and can't afford to have dogs.

While everyone else with dogs is being discriminated against by having their dogs shot by Police.

Michael Moore has just two Brain Cells. One is lost, and the other one is out looking for the first.

S.Shorland
05-18-2013, 02:42 AM
The Barsteward's Barking/Howling mad.