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sailingaway
05-02-2013, 06:37 PM
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza today at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn.

The owners of Collegno's Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg's proposed soda ban,which would limit the portions of soda sold in the city.

Bloomberg was having an informal working lunch with city comptroller John Liu at the time and was enraged by the embarrassing prohibition. The owners would not relent, however, and the pair were forced to decamp to another restaurant to finish their meal.

Witnesses say the situation unfolded when as the two were looking over budget documents, they realized they needed more food than originally ordered.

"Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?" Bloomberg asked owner Antonio Benito.

"I'm sorry sir," he replied, "we can't do that. You've reached your personal slice limit."

Mayor Bloomberg, not accustomed to being challenged, assumed that the owner was joking.

"OK, that's funny," he remarked, "because of the soda thing ... No come on. I'm not kidding. I haven't eaten all morning, just send over another pepperoni."

"I'm sorry sir. We're serious," Benito insisted. "We've decided that eating more than one piece isn't healthy for you, and so we're forbidding you from doing it."

"Look jackass," Bloomberg retorted, his anger boiling, "I fucking skipped breakfast this morning just so I could eat four slices of your pizza. Don't be a schmuck, just get back to the kitchen and bring out some fucking pizza, okay."

"I'm sorry sir, there's nothing I can do," the owner repeated. "Maybe you could go to several restaurants and get one slice at each. At least that way you're walking. You know, burning calories."

Witnesses say a fuming Bloomberg and a bemused Liu did indeed walk down the street to a rival pizzeria , ordered another slice and finished their meeting.

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/05/02/bloomberg-refused-second-slice-of-pizza-at-local-restaurant/

h/t dailypaul

fr33
05-02-2013, 06:39 PM
the dailycurrant is like the onion. it's not real

sailingaway
05-02-2013, 06:40 PM
the dailycurrant is like the onion. it's not real

spoilsport

I suspected when it got to the swearing, but I didn't really want to know....

Yieu
05-02-2013, 06:41 PM
Bloomberg had Just Desserts! :D

Aww, would have been fun if real.

torchbearer
05-02-2013, 06:42 PM
the quotes alone make it unreal.

angelatc
05-02-2013, 06:43 PM
I wish so much that it was real!

fearthereaperx
05-02-2013, 06:52 PM
"Witnesses say the situation unfolded when as the two were looking over budget documents,"

For some reason I stopped there and scrolled down to see the source. Daily currant is good and have more realistic scenarios than the Onion.

dannno
05-02-2013, 07:06 PM
For the paleos, I've been making grass fed meatza.. YUM!!

Gotta get some caraway seeds and a few other ingredients but this recipe is really good!

http://www.justinowings.com/meatza-meatza/

You can half the ingredients and do it on a 9 x 11 pan as well.

evilfunnystuff
05-02-2013, 07:08 PM
"Witnesses say the situation unfolded when as the two were looking over budget documents,"

For some reason I stopped there and scrolled down to see the source. Daily currant is good and have more realistic scenarios than the Onion.

You sure about that. lol


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnX-D4kkPOQ

TaftFan
05-02-2013, 07:08 PM
Misleading.

PaulConventionWV
05-02-2013, 07:10 PM
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/05/02/bloomberg-refused-second-slice-of-pizza-at-local-restaurant/

h/t dailypaul

EDIT: Damn, I thought this was real. What is with all these misleadingly positive posts?

Origanalist
05-02-2013, 07:11 PM
the dailycurrant is like the onion. it's not real

Dammit!

SkepticalMetal
05-02-2013, 07:14 PM
The Onion (or Dailycurrent, whatever) really lets you down when you realize that it's fake.

angelatc
05-02-2013, 07:25 PM
For the paleos, I've been making grass fed meatza.. YUM!!

Gotta get some caraway seeds and a few other ingredients but this recipe is really good!

http://www.justinowings.com/meatza-meatza/

You can half the ingredients and do it on a 9 x 11 pan as well.


Beta male.

TaftFan
05-02-2013, 07:28 PM
Just checking out that site-it's great!

"Sarah Palin announces 2014 Presidential Bid"

"Pope Benedict Comes out as Gay"

lol

Warrior_of_Freedom
05-02-2013, 07:28 PM
fake news has been plaguing RPF the past 2 weeks

Christian Liberty
05-02-2013, 07:28 PM
I bought it...

Aw...

jkr
05-02-2013, 07:29 PM
AN EPIC FUCK YOU TO A MASTER A$$HOLE!


FUCK
YOU
MICRO
TYRANT
!!!!!

fr33
05-02-2013, 07:32 PM
For the paleos, I've been making grass fed meatza.. YUM!!

Gotta get some caraway seeds and a few other ingredients but this recipe is really good!

http://www.justinowings.com/meatza-meatza/

You can half the ingredients and do it on a 9 x 11 pan as well.
I've never heard of meatza before but now I think I will never forget it. I gots to have one!

ClydeCoulter
05-02-2013, 08:27 PM
I've never heard of meatza before but now I think I will never forget it. I gots to have one!

Yeah, I had to print that recipe out.

fr33
05-02-2013, 08:59 PM
Yeah, I had to print that recipe out.

I did the modern equivalent. I texted the link to my wife. :D

TheTexan
05-02-2013, 09:06 PM
This would be glorious if it were real. As a fake story... "meh"

sam1952
05-03-2013, 06:17 AM
The idiot Jim Quinn "The War Room" in Pittsburgh just read this on his radio show as a real story...