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RonPaulFanInGA
04-22-2013, 08:55 PM
http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/04/predator-drone-nominated-for-nobel-peace-prize/



http://www.duffelblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/MQ-1B_Predator_unmanned_aircraft.jpg

OSLO, NORWAY — The General Atomics MQ-1 Predator unmanned drone was nominated Monday for the 2013 Nobel Peace Prize for its unrelenting pursuit of peace and tranquility in under-governed spaces around the globe, the Nobel Foundation announced.

“The prize is awarded annually to recipients who have displayed an abiding commitment to ridding the world of conflict,” according to Nils Droppenhammer of the Nobel Foundation. “The Predator has shown an unwavering dedication to seeking out and eliminating sources of badness everywhere, but particularly in fragile states where its impact is felt more intimately.”

Between 2004 and 2013, The Predator single-handedly reduced the number of opponents to world peace by no less than 1,533, with some estimates putting the number as high as 2,500. Conducting hundreds of missions daily, the remotely piloted drone and its peace-seeking missiles are capable of bringing instant tranquility to multiple villages and/or pickup trucks simultaneously.

Public response to news of the nomination has been overwhelmingly positive. Yemeni tribal leaders this week issued a joint statement praising the Nobel nominee’s quiet professionalism and willingness to reach out to those in need of peace in even the most remote corners of the world.

jmdrake
04-22-2013, 08:59 PM
LOL

sailingaway
04-22-2013, 09:02 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OnjfsHME84w/T8qD8QszB1I/AAAAAAABBZk/sbP-V4g0IG8/s1600/417310_10151294367085223_864910222_22719762_143236 911_n-1.jpg

kcchiefs6465
04-22-2013, 10:10 PM
Wow.

evilfunnystuff
04-22-2013, 10:15 PM
lol

Intoxiklown
04-22-2013, 10:17 PM
lol...nice

Krzysztof Lesiak
04-22-2013, 10:20 PM
Lol sounds like something the Onion would come up with.

Carson
04-22-2013, 10:27 PM
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A!!!

*takes breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A!!!

Actually it isn't funny at all.

Cleaner44
04-22-2013, 10:35 PM
Reminds me of The Simpsons...

Inanimate Carbon Rod (http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Inanimate_carbon_rod)

http://communicategood.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/carbon-rod.jpg

idiom
04-23-2013, 12:33 AM
Outspoken American religious scholar Anwar al-Awalaki, a vocal opponent of The Predator’s peace initiatives, was unavailable for comment.

Gold.

kcchiefs6465
04-23-2013, 12:40 AM
Austin Bandicoot Howe · Top Commenter · Oak Park Middle School

... Trying to achieve world peace by killings thousands. Lol that's some real logic right there.

But I do agree with it.
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· April 17 at 12:30pm


Josh Noble · Top Commenter · Imperial Beach, California

Killing thousands of Nazis ended WWII. Killing thousands of Brits won our independence. "Peace" is overrated anyway.

I don't know why I read the comments. I'm blaming you for the brain pain, idiom.

J_White
04-23-2013, 12:46 AM
i support this prize !

DamianTV
04-23-2013, 12:47 AM
I'd like to make a prediction here:

Next year, Darth Vader will win the Nobel Peace Prize for creating not one, but two Death Stars.