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sailingaway
04-11-2013, 11:45 AM
You might think nothing could shock perverts who sexually assault the public for a living, but three engineers in India have come up with something that ought to wallop the TSA's deviants into better behavior: they've "invented a set of electrified underwear to help prevent rape." http://www.19actionnews.com/story/21908886/3-indian-students-invent-anti-rape-underwear No doubt they meant the unofficial sort, but heck, this should work on federal gate-rapists, too.

"The underwear, called Society Harnessing Equipment (SHE), deploys a 3,800kV charge to anyone touching the outside of the underwear while protecting the wearer with a polymer lining." Perfect! "'A person trying to molest a girl will get the shock of his life the moment pressure sensors get activated...,' Manisha Mohan, who helped develop the product, told The Times of India."

"It can shock an attacker up to 82 times." Oh, joy! Wearers could sashay through numerous checkpoints before re-charging! Indeed, rather than keeping your eyes down, meekly agreeing to whatever degradation your assailant orders in the hope that it won't get worse, and dressing in ugly, shapeless clothes lest the molesters pounce, I foresee a generation of newly empowered passengers: women flaunting themselves, looking the TSA's freaks in the eye, and even screaming imprecations at them, all for the privilege of taking out a few dozen.

I suggest those of you still braving aviation's gulag order multiple sets of this electrifying underwear -- and gentlemen may want to beseech our three geniuses to design some for them, too. The product is supposed to be available "by April." Alas, Amazon is not yet selling it, so you may have to order directly from India. (Thanks to Bill Martin for the link. He sent it by way of illustrating the utter insanity of gun-control and the lengths to which disarmed populations must go to protect themselves -- another pertinent and invaluable point.)

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Christian Liberty
04-11-2013, 12:08 PM
Will it shock me if I touch the outside of my own underwear?

Seriously though, this is awesome. I wonder what law they are going to craft next to spare the rapists.

sailingaway
04-11-2013, 12:11 PM
Will it shock me if I touch the outside of my own underwear?

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That does seem to be something of a drawback...

early days.... the market will find a way!!

fisharmor
04-11-2013, 12:19 PM
The downside is that they're not going to let you take the underwear with you to prison, so they're not going to do you any good after you're thrown in a rape cage for assaulting a TSA officer.

sailingaway
04-13-2013, 08:19 PM
The downside is that they're not going to let you take the underwear with you to prison, so they're not going to do you any good after you're thrown in a rape cage for assaulting a TSA officer.

spoil sport

liberty2897
04-13-2013, 08:26 PM
The downside is that they're not going to let you take the underwear with you to prison, so they're not going to do you any good after you're thrown in a rape cage for assaulting a TSA officer.

They have to take them off first... If only every liberty minded person would start wearing magic underwear all the time. Maybe I should have voted for Mitt. (sorry. just kidding). When standing in line at the airport, I recommend to turn the voltage up to lethal... more than an assault charge, but could be worth it if your going to prison anyway.

sailingaway
04-13-2013, 08:33 PM
I wonder if that would factor as self defense? Likely not, unfortunately. Obviously I recognize you are joking...