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green73
04-10-2013, 09:09 AM
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KINGSPORT, TN (WJHL) - Three women testified against former Mount Carmel Vice-Mayor William Blakely, graphically recounting times he exposed himself while driving. News Channel 11 had the only reporter in court for Thursday's preliminary hearing in Kingsport.

"I was scared that I was gonna wreck, he was gonna cause me to wreck," witness Deborah Sturgill said.

"It seems that every victim would tell the same story. But I knew all the victims did not know each other," Kingsport Police Detective Terry Christian said.

Personal accounts in Thursday's testimonies started the same - Blakely allegedly waving to get the drivers' attention, then escalating to honking and partially crossing over into the drivers lane.

"Waving, grabbed his shirt, kind of pulled it up," witness Deanna Dykes said.

"After the waving, it turned into a lot of beeping, him grabbing his chest area, and asking me going 'please, please' (clasping hands together) with his hands, may I... show me yours," witness Kelly Street said.

Each witness testified they were fearful Blakely's driving would cause an accident.

"He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating," Sturgill said.

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating... and that's when it got really, really bad. I wouldn't look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly," Street said.

Detective Terry Christian says it's Street's writing down of the license tag number that served as a catalyst for William Blakely's charges.

"It went on for so long an nobody's addressed it," Christian said, referring to the dozens of phone calls the department has received over the course of three or four years - she said, related to Blakely's behavior. Ages of the alleged victims range from 16-65.

Christian says Thursday marked a turning point, when three women, out of what's said to be many more - conquering fear and embarrassment.

"It's important to make that report because if you don't, they're gonna feel that they can continue that offense and continue victimizing more females. And that might be your best friend, your daughter, your mother, your aunt, your niece. And you need to make that report because that's what's going to eventually stop that type of behavior," Christian said.

Blakely is facing charges of indecent and reckless endangerment, and criminal attempt to commit aggravated assault with regards to the first two testimonies today. Charges for the case involving the third witness were dropped to reckless driving. Judge Toohey bound the two cases seen today over to a Sullivan County Grand Jury - scheduled for June 14.

Detective Christian tells News Channel 11 several more cases involving Blakely are getting ready to be presented to a grand jury.

http://www.wjhl.com/Global/story.asp?S=21885502

Spikender
04-10-2013, 09:11 AM
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What in the actual...

I don't even...

...

*Sighs*

Our politicians, folks. Gotta love them.

2young2vote
04-10-2013, 09:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw

mrsat_98
04-10-2013, 09:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PR_rzF8ofw

the is no need for "youtube it or it didn't happen". neg rep

RonPaulFanInGA
04-10-2013, 10:10 AM
http://www.wjhl.com/Global/story.asp?S=21885502

Nirvikalpa
04-10-2013, 10:29 AM
It's either the guy had an elephant-sized penis, or that's quite physically impossible while keeping control of the vehicle...

I believe the reporter took "He had his genitals out [of his pants]" to mean "he had his genitals out [of the window]."

tttppp
04-10-2013, 10:37 AM
This is funny news.

shane77m
04-10-2013, 10:42 AM
cruise control

loveshiscountry
04-10-2013, 11:23 AM
One has to be careful when driving, thanks for the heads up.

Danan
04-10-2013, 12:26 PM
It's either the guy had an elephant-sized penis...

Nah. Then the women would have been attracted to him.

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?410557-STUDY-Women-like-men-with-bigger-penises

aGameOfThrones
04-10-2013, 01:46 PM
"LeeeeeeeeeeegenDARy!"- Doug Wilson

Thor
04-10-2013, 01:58 PM
One has to be careful when driving, thanks for the heads up.

Penis out the window... heads up... nice....

MRK
04-10-2013, 02:02 PM
What I'm imagining is something similar to this:

http://steamsteamlol.ytmnd.com/

plus more penis and lots of stimulants.

Zippyjuan
04-10-2013, 02:05 PM
Been noticing a lot of penis posts from Green73 lately. Feeling inadequate?

PaulConventionWV
04-10-2013, 02:56 PM
...

What in the actual...

I don't even...

...

*Sighs*

Our politicians, folks. Gotta love them.

Yep. You've simply got to. You have no choice.

green73
04-10-2013, 02:59 PM
Been noticing a lot of penis posts from Green73 lately. Feeling inadequate?

Yeah, because a guy with a small penis would post on how women like big penises. Nice logic, lefty.

PaulConventionWV
04-10-2013, 03:00 PM
It's either the guy had an elephant-sized penis, or that's quite physically impossible while keeping control of the vehicle...

I believe the reporter took "He had his genitals out [of his pants]" to mean "he had his genitals out [of the window]."

Exactly what I was thinking. Not sure what was going on here because I'm sure if you were behind him, you couldn't see his floppy disk hanging out the side.

Origanalist
04-10-2013, 05:11 PM
This must be his "special talent".

green73
04-10-2013, 05:18 PM
This must be his "special talent".

With just a tad more restraint this guy could have gone far in politics. Somewhere an oligarch laments.

AFPVet
04-10-2013, 05:25 PM
It's either the guy had an elephant-sized penis, or that's quite physically impossible while keeping control of the vehicle...

I believe the reporter took "He had his genitals out [of his pants]" to mean "he had his genitals out [of the window]."

No kidding! I was thinking... that dude has some serious talent lol.

AFPVet
04-10-2013, 05:25 PM
This must be his "special talent".

I know right... LOL

Bruno
04-10-2013, 05:29 PM
Cruise control then he arches out of the seat to show he is pleasuring himself.
Totally plausible, and let's leave Myth Busters out of it!

green73
04-10-2013, 05:43 PM
Never underestimate the talents of a suppressor.

Whether or not it is accurate that he stuck his pecker out the window shouldn't be the focus. It should be that he is a serial fucking freak, and naturally a pol.

Origanalist
04-10-2013, 05:45 PM
Cruise control then he arches out of the seat to show he is pleasuring himself.
Totally plausible, and let's leave Myth Busters out of it!

Oh c'mon.....special edition?

James Madison
04-10-2013, 05:50 PM
Sequestor going into effect = no money to spend on prostitutes = this

oh, the humanity!

heavenlyboy34
04-10-2013, 05:55 PM
Sequestor going into effect = no money to spend on prostitutes = this

oh, the humanity!
Imagine what they'll do when the big crash comes and they won't even have much of other people's money to spend anymore! :eek:

nobody's_hero
04-10-2013, 07:15 PM
If this story happened in Russia it would be more believable.