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tangent4ronpaul
04-03-2013, 08:28 PM
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2",
strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap
tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied
to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's
Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him
into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So
far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an
"Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted.
We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief
said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six
lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a
rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

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Philhelm
04-03-2013, 08:44 PM
The modern Attitude Suitability Test:


Then, sliding an M-4 carbine and several 30-round magazines with hollow point rounds across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this weapon and go out and shoot: six anti-drone protestors, six EMTs that tried to deny the right of officers to interrogate injured people, six elderly people unwittingly possessing unauthorized pain medication, six Ron Paul supporters, six people who show you contempt, and a dog within it's owner's fenced property."

"It shall be done, Your Grace" replied the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

otherone
04-03-2013, 09:25 PM
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him
into his office for the young man's last interview.

"Son, we need to know about your colon health...how's it lookin'?"

"I don't know", said the applicant. "It's pretty dark in here."

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"