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sailingaway
03-24-2013, 07:26 PM
UPDATE: It appears the 'deal' to default/restructure the banks has been designed to bypass the need for parliamentary votes, since it is theoretically not a tax.

While we have little color on what kind of carnage the President of Cyprus had to accept to his fellow countrymen, the news is that :

*CYPRUS, TROIKA REACH AGREEMENT IN PRINCIPLE, EU OFFICIAL SAYS
*DEAL MADE AT DINNER WITH DRAGHI, LAGARDE, VAN ROMPUY, BARROSO
The terms, unsurprisingly what zee Germans wanted, are:

i) Laiki to be wound down;

ii) Bank of Cyprus to survive but with deposit haircuts, and

iii) deal would see secured deposits in Laiki moved to Bank of Cyprus.

In other words, a deal far worse then the original on proposed by the Eurogroup last week - when the banks still existed. The key appears to be the 'saving' of the insured depositors (crucial to avoid a pan-European bank run) and the crushing of the 'whale' depositors.

S&P 500 futures and EUR are surging, Gold is dropping modestly.

We await final confirmation of the final terms of the final deal once the Cypriot people wake up (and don't forget the ECB 'standard of living' rules). http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-03-22/ecb-set-fair-cypriot-standard-living-capital-controls
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-03-24/rampapalooza-cyprus-troika-reach-deal

sailingaway
03-24-2013, 07:31 PM
zerohedge ‏@zerohedge now
Eurogroup Press Conference - Live Webcast http://t.co/mcklskmWF9

sailingaway
03-24-2013, 07:37 PM
zerohedge ‏@zerohedge now
SCHAEUBLE SAYS CYPRUS BUSINESS MODEL TO CHANGE FUNDAMENTALLY. Cyprus GmbH

sailingaway
03-24-2013, 07:41 PM
zerohedge ‏@zerohedge now
*DIJSSELBLOEM SAYS EURO AREA WOULD WELCOME IMF CONTRIBUTION

which would mean us paying

sailingaway
03-24-2013, 07:50 PM
zerohedge ‏@zerohedge now
*DIJSSELBLOEM SAYS EURO AREA WOULD WELCOME IMF CONTRIBUTION

which would mean us paying

Reuters Top News ‏@Reuters now
Lagarde says expects to make a recommendation for the IMF to take part in the Cyprus bailout #breaking

Bingo

sailingaway
03-24-2013, 08:03 PM
The European Union finance ministers have just agreed to the terms of the Cyprus-Troika deal (which we fear could mean 100% haircts for the uninsured Laiki depositors as unsecured claims in a Chapter-7-style liquidation). With democracy now a complete farce since not even Parliament will be allowed to vote on deposit confiscation as part of a financial sector bankruptcy deal, here is the island nation's president explaining what just happened:

*ANASTASIADES SAYS AID DEAL IN BEST INTEREST OF CYPRIOT PEOPLE

more: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-03-24/best-interests-people

jclay2
03-24-2013, 08:17 PM
This is going to get interesting. According to the german finance minister, this deal does not need to be voted on by the Cyprus Parliament. Who in the hell do these euro goons think they are?

sailingaway
03-24-2013, 08:23 PM
This is going to get interesting. According to the german finance minister, this deal does not need to be voted on by the Cyprus Parliament. Who in the hell do these euro goons think they are?

Yep. Like the way the EU changed its 'constitution' which had to be adopted by member states (once known as nations) to a 'referendum' which only Ireland had laws saying it could have a referendum on.

zerohedge ‏@zerohedge now
*EU COMMISSION SAYS NO CYPRUS PARLIAMENT VOTE NEEDED: SCHAEUBLE

jclay2
03-24-2013, 08:45 PM
Bump? Surprised this story isn't catching on?

muh_roads
03-24-2013, 09:05 PM
I'll laugh when the bank run happens again as they open back up. IMF will be left holding the bag.

sailingaway
03-24-2013, 09:05 PM
I'll laugh when the bank run happens again as they open back up. IMF will be left holding the bag.

We fund IMF.

muh_roads
03-24-2013, 09:06 PM
We fund IMF.

I own metals and bitcoin. I don't fund them.

TheTexan
03-24-2013, 09:08 PM
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