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nist7
11-24-2007, 10:19 AM
Originally saw this on Digg:


1. Ron Paul doesn't need to go to the gym. He could stay fit by exercising only civil rights.

2. Ron Paul doesn't deliver babies like most doctors. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

3. Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.

4. Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"

5. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but that isn't one of the government's constitutionally enumerated powers, so he refuses.

6. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul has the potential to be the leading cause of freedom among all men and women.

7. Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.

8. When neocons and socialists go to bed at night, they check their closets for Ron Paul.

9. The only reason Chuck Norris hasn't endorsed Ron Paul is because that concentration of awesome would tear the universe asunder.

10. In the beginning there was nothing...then Ron Paul took away nothing's welfare check and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.


Add your own "Ron Paul Fact!" :D

micahnelson
11-24-2007, 10:36 AM
Ron Paul wins everything except Jeopardy. He always forfeits the second round, as Double Jeopardy is unconstitutional.

No one played Clue with Ron Paul as a child because they got tired of his demands for due process and warrants.

Ron Paul folded a Royal Flush. He hates all forms of Monarchy.

DRV45N05
11-24-2007, 10:40 AM
www.ronpaulfacts.com

This came out a LONG TIME before Chuck endorsed Huck.

Libertarian
11-24-2007, 12:08 PM
I LOL'd. ;)

too many good ones to list..

Ron Paul does not drive a car. The earth rotates in accordance with
wherever Ron Paul wants his car to be when he steps out of it.

The sun will go blind if it stares at Ron Paul.

Ron Paul does not believe in a tax on income. He does, however,
believe in a tax on crying.

Ron Paul has touched more womens vaginas than Wilt Chamberlin. :p

Ron Paul was born 72 years ago, but he is only 45.

Chuck Norris has a list of 5 people not to mess with.
Ron Paul is all of them.