Your Guide to Dressing Like a Decent Person at CPAC

[PatriotOne]

Your Guide to Dressing Like a Decent Person at CPAC

By David Weigel

Posted Tuesday, March 12, 2013, at 1:19 PM

This Pinterest page, the first I have ever seen fit to embed on the blog, is a nice antidote to the "Grindr hookups at CPAC" stuff we read every year.

Alternate title: "How not to end up in a Stephen Glass story about CPAC."


http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2013/03/12/your_guide_to_dressing_like_a_decent_person_at_cpa c.html

[TonySutton]

lol at Grindr hookups

[Cowlesy]

Hilarious! I love it.

[HOLLYWOOD]

whoa...:D glad bikinis, thongs, and thigh-high boot, are not on the 'What Not To Wear' list

http://media-cache-ec2.pinterest.com/550x/0b/2a/3b/0b2a3bd541c820cf4e5cfba1808eeeb5.jpg

[TokenLibertarianGuy]

I disagree with that graphic, golf shirts are not dressing up. They're for playing golf or going to the park, not for CPAC.

I don't get the "if you would wear it to a bar or club don't wear it to CPAC" part. I mean maybe a sports bar, but who goes to a proper bar or club wearing a tshirt and athletic shoes?

[brandon]

loafers are kind of a strange shoe choice for guys. I'd probably wear oxfords or derby shoes. Or some dress boots would work too.

[brandon]

Also agree with token. Golf shirt (AKA Polo) would be underdressing for CPAC.

[TokenLibertarianGuy]

Also agree with token. Golf shirt (AKA Polo) would be underdressing for CPAC.

It should be easy for guys: just wear a damn suit!

[TokenLibertarianGuy]

loafers are kind of a strange shoe choice for guys. I'd probably wear oxfords or derby shoes. Or some dress boots would work too.

Loafers are fine. A pair of Ferragamo loafers works perfectly with a suit:

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2008-07-29-mccainshoesdetail.jpg
(Those feet belong to John McCain)

[PatriotOne]

I disagree with that graphic, golf shirts are not dressing up. They're for playing golf or going to the park, not for CPAC.

I don't get the "if you would wear it to a bar or club don't wear it to CPAC" part. I mean maybe a sports bar, but who goes to a proper bar or club wearing a tshirt and athletic shoes?

Maybe save those for the after party if possible.

[TokenLibertarianGuy]

Maybe save those for the after party if possible.

I would just stay in my suit. Take off the tie and you're set for bar/clubs.

[PatriotOne]

I like the white shirt/black pants for the men. Dressy/classy but not too "establishment".

[Shane Harris]

hope someone tells Rand lol

http://www.pageonekentucky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/randmomjeans.jpg

[PatriotOne]

hope someone tells Rand lol

http://www.pageonekentucky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/randmomjeans.jpg

WTF Rand! Where was this at :confused:?

[MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2]

(Those feet belong to John McCain)


Must be made of third world children.

[Shane Harris]

WTF Rand! Where was this at :confused:?

Idk. Looks like some FreedomWorks stuff in the background. He pulled the same stunt on Letterman lol

http://www.mediaite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/rand_paul_letterman.jpg

another interesting fashion choice

http://i45.tinypic.com/2953gwk.jpg

looks good here though!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-73w9AZC1rW0/UFtk5dQYoCI/AAAAAAAAAso/msg4fOYDRFk/s1600/Rand+Paul+-+RandPac+-+Kentucky+Hemp+Coalition.jpg

[Aeroneous]

another interesting fashion choice

http://i45.tinypic.com/2953gwk.jpg


I'm trying to decide whether or not he pulled that look off. I do admire unique styles that still look professional, but I'm on the fence with this one. Personally, I'm just not pretty enough to go outside the boundaries of a classic suit.

[opal]

forgotten from the female no no list - caftans.. peasant dresses.. tie die anything (goes for everyone I imagine) bell bottoms *my personal fave.. makes size 12 feet look like size 8 feet.

[Acala]

Fortunately, clothing made from meat is NOT on the "don't" list.

[devil21]

Someone forgot to pass this on to Ron Paul, seeing how we wears black sneakers pretty much everywhere. (I do too!)

I disagree with some of the contents. Jeans can be ok if they're clean, not ripped or worn down, and tasteful. In fact, I usually wear nice jeans along with a dress shirt and tie to most official "dressy" party functions like conventions. Im usually way overdressed compared to most in attendance. I'd go full suit if Im speaking or running for an office or an otherwise very visible appearance, however.

eta: I didnt see the pics of Rand above when I posted this. I like his style! Maybe not the argyle sweater/blazer combo but I like the jeans.

[Nirvikalpa]

forgotten from the female no no list - caftans.. peasant dresses.. tie die anything (goes for everyone I imagine) bell bottoms *my personal fave.. makes size 12 feet look like size 8 feet.

I had a wonderful time at VVS changing from my dress skirt/blouse/hair down/makeup into torn jeans, hair up, no makeup, and regular t-shirt adorned with a Santorum sticker hanging around the conference :p

Looked like two different people. :)

[brandon]

Yea Rand's jeans are pretty freaking awesome. I love how it's not even a nice pair of dark jeans... just some old levis that are way to baggy for him.

I think if you're already a proven successful person you can get away with a lot more fashion-wise. I dress like shit 90% of the time, but I do think it's important to look nice when you're meeting new people in a professional setting.

[presence]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=saLnLi69jDA#t=16 5s

[PatriotOne]

Our future President needs a makeover :p.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2z6go6r.png

[TokenLibertarianGuy]

Our future President needs a makeover :p.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2z6go6r.png

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41D6NVN7TVL.jpg

[Noob]

so zoot suits are ok?

[kcchiefs6465]

Must be made of third world children.
Of third world children by third world children.

[Natural Citizen]

http://sitemanager.rockyboots.com/ProductImages/durango/enlarge/FR104.jpghttp://www.ahfashion.com/products_pictures/cache/thumbnail_45346.jpghttp://cdnd.lystit.com/photos/2012/04/13/tommy-hilfiger-beige-classic-v-neck-sweater-product-1-3222382-652248948_large_flex.jpeghttp://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/plain-white-t-shirt-psd21759.pnghttps://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnjXfZcakMFvkCZ7WG2-4IYW7CpzUnQz81DOCecEMJ13vQkTyVyQ I'm not much on ties so I'm losing the collar and tie. Might figger on a different color v-neck.:cool:

[kcchiefs6465]

I really would not have expected people would need a memo. Dress 'up.' Simple. There are plenty of places to pick up a cheap suit. A nice tie, nice shoes, and a healthy dose of visine is recommended. [lol jk on the visine..]

[PatriotOne]

http://sitemanager.rockyboots.com/ProductImages/durango/enlarge/FR104.jpghttp://www.ahfashion.com/products_pictures/cache/thumbnail_45346.jpghttp://cdnd.lystit.com/photos/2012/04/13/tommy-hilfiger-beige-classic-v-neck-sweater-product-1-3222382-652248948_large_flex.jpeghttp://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/plain-white-t-shirt-psd21759.pnghttps://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnjXfZcakMFvkCZ7WG2-4IYW7CpzUnQz81DOCecEMJ13vQkTyVyQ I'm not much on ties so I'm losing the collar and tie. Might figger on a different color v-neck.:cool:

Very cool. I would try to find a purplish blue V-Neck like the shirt. They go well together and it needs that splash of color. Your going to look hot :D.

[PatriotOne]

I really would not have expected people would need a memo. Dress 'up.' Simple. There are plenty of places to pick up a cheap suit. A nice tie, nice shoes, and a healthy dose of visine is recommended. [lol jk on the visine..]

I'm hoping Rand sees the thread at the very least :p.

[Natural Citizen]

No, me either. Got me to chuckling when I saw it. I was just kind of messing around to conform to the op's link. But that's probably what I'll wear though.

[acptulsa]

Of third world children by third world children.

For McCain to use to stomp on third world children (or, at least, to wear while having them bombed into oblivion).

[TokenLibertarianGuy]

I really would not have expected people would need a memo. Dress 'up.' Simple. There are plenty of places to pick up a cheap suit. A nice tie, nice shoes, and a healthy dose of visine is recommended. [lol jk on the visine..]

You're talking to rowdy libertarian kids who live in college dorms during the semester and in their parents' basements during holidays.

[Philosophy_of_Politics]

I'm in the percent of people who doesn't give a shit what you wear. Attitude and work ethic is all that matters.

[rprprs]

lol...
I don't mean to derail the thread, but it reminded me of a long-time member by the name of AlexMerced. I remember that he used to post 'dressing-for-success' fashion advice, including at least one or more self-videos on the subject...though a quick search didn't turn up any of those for me. They were amusing, if nothing else. ;) Anybody else remember them?

(Haven't seen him post for quite some time. I wonder why he fell by the wayside.)

[kcchiefs6465]

For McCain to use to stomp on third world children (or, at least, to wear while having them bombed into oblivion).
Nice. :D

[kcchiefs6465]

You're talking to rowdy libertarian kids who live in college dorms during the semester and in their parents' basements during holidays.
And shoot crack and...

Seriously though, I'd imagine they know how to dress up. Whether they do or not, well, that's liberty.

[BAllen]

So..........
this would be inappropriate?

http://www.delawareohrealestate.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/119974-.jpg

[kcchiefs6465]

So..........
this would be inappropriate?

http://www.delawareohrealestate.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/119974-.jpg
How much money can fit in the pockets? Generally speaking though, unappropriate.

[TokenLibertarianGuy]

(Haven't seen him post for quite some time. I wonder why he fell by the wayside.)


He got (or is getting) married.

[muh_roads]

What a bunch of stuffy fucks. I'd let my cock hang out if I could get away with it.

[Matt Collins]

so zoot suits are ok?

I miss the swing era :cool:

[MelissaWV]

What a bunch of stuffy fucks. I'd let my cock hang out if I could get away with it.

Yeah dressing appropriately and respectfully for events is so retarded.

That's why I wear a cocktail dress to go swimming in, and togas to job interviews, and a chicken costume to funerals.

[devil21]

http://dumbanddumbertuxedo.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/AustinDumbJC.jpg

[opal]

I can think of very few places where wearing a Ron Paul pin would be inappropriate. er... locations

[AuH20]

What a bunch of stuffy fucks. I'd let my cock hang out if I could get away with it.

All cocks should be fitted with a tie, windsor knit preferably. But that's just me.

[heavenlyboy34]

Someone should dress like George Clinton just because. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sMq69NT5_Kc/TiOaT4hAqYI/AAAAAAAAAWE/9lq2UBPgtzQ/s400/George_clinton_funk.jpg

[Inkblots]

The nice thing about conservative gatherings is that you can wear a bow tie without anyone making a fuss about it. One of the primary reasons I ever go to them.

[parocks]

Someone forgot to pass this on to Ron Paul, seeing how we wears black sneakers pretty much everywhere. (I do too!)

I disagree with some of the contents. Jeans can be ok if they're clean, not ripped or worn down, and tasteful. In fact, I usually wear nice jeans along with a dress shirt and tie to most official "dressy" party functions like conventions. Im usually way overdressed compared to most in attendance. I'd go full suit if Im speaking or running for an office or an otherwise very visible appearance, however.

eta: I didnt see the pics of Rand above when I posted this. I like his style! Maybe not the argyle sweater/blazer combo but I like the jeans.

Jeans w/ sport coat/blazer, shirt and tie, also sneakers is what I went with to Maine convention. To me, it says "I care some, but not a whole lot" Khakis are acceptable, but jeans aren't? I know this is considered the case, but why? both are 100% cotton pants, they look similar. But suit would be best if you want to run around and meet people and impress them.

[HOLLYWOOD]

Oh, they mentioned Khakis... ALL SET!

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/2/Open/Disney/It%27s%20Pat/_derived_jpg_q90_600x800_m0/ipi_in1pa.jpg?partner=allmovie_soap

[AGRP]

Is there a correlation between people who are not too concerned about how they dress and how less inclined they are to lobby for aggressive warfare?

[heavenlyboy34]

lol...
I don't mean to derail the thread, but it reminded me of a long-time member by the name of AlexMerced. I remember that he used to post 'dressing-for-success' fashion advice, including at least one or more self-videos on the subject...though a quick search didn't turn up any of those for me. They were amusing, if nothing else. ;) Anybody else remember them?

(Haven't seen him post for quite some time. I wonder why he fell by the wayside.)
I remember them, but don't have links. Jeff Tucker also writes about dressing up classy. I'm not a bow tie guy myself...

[Matt Collins]

Someone should dress like George Clinton just because. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sMq69NT5_Kc/TiOaT4hAqYI/AAAAAAAAAWE/9lq2UBPgtzQ/s400/George_clinton_funk.jpgYou'll see the homeless guys across the street looking like that.

[Matt Collins]

All cocks should be fitted with a tie, windsor knit preferably. But that's just me.http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/10-21/APTOz7ny7A-8.png

[heavenlyboy34]

You'll see the homeless guys across the street looking like that.
Do they have as much jewelry as George?

[Occam's Banana]

so zoot suits are ok?
Hell, yeahz! Zoot suits are sssssssssssssmokin' ....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Pr9XeQApxkQ/StHzdpc2enI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/irY6hRAhIHU/s400/zoot+Mask.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFgVrEjS47s

[Keith and stuff]

I disagree with that graphic, golf shirts are not dressing up. They're for playing golf or going to the park, not for CPAC.

I don't get the "if you would wear it to a bar or club don't wear it to CPAC" part. I mean maybe a sports bar, but who goes to a proper bar or club wearing a tshirt and athletic shoes?

It depends if you live in an urban area in CA/MA/CT/NY or a rural area in most states.

[Occam's Banana]

Apparently, Rand did not get the memo ... (or maybe he's just not a "decent person") ...

http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2013/03/14/cpac-younger-voters-rand-paul-is-so-hot-right-now/_jcr_content/body/inlineimage.img.503.jpg/1363305860815.cached.jpg

[kcchiefs6465]

Apparently, Rand did not get the memo ... (or maybe he's just not a "decent person") ...

http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2013/03/14/cpac-younger-voters-rand-paul-is-so-hot-right-now/_jcr_content/body/inlineimage.img.503.jpg/1363305860815.cached.jpg
liberty. /fuckem

[I<3Liberty]

I'm trying to decide whether or not he pulled that look off. I do admire unique styles that still look professional, but I'm on the fence with this one. Personally, I'm just not pretty enough to go outside the boundaries of a classic suit.

Rand needs a little help with his wardrobe and hair.

He could have pulled this outfit off if he wore a white collared shirt under the sweater with the collar sticking out. The black top is too casual and your jacket should never be the same color as either layer under it.

[oyarde]

LOL at thread.CPAC guys usually look like older , overwieght FBI agents.

[Occam's Banana]

LOL at thread.CPAC guys usually look like older , overwieght FBI agents.

Hmmmm ... I wonder how many CPAC guys actually ARE older, overweight FBI agents ... ?

[Anti Federalist]

Well, I'm out...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0obfK9k83v8/TP_twEiatkI/AAAAAAAAAfo/mUvuvLyhM4k/s1600/hard%2Bworking%2Bman.JPG

[TokenLibertarianGuy]

Well, I'm out...


You posted the wrong picture. This is how you dress to conventions:

http://www.zeusthaber.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/V66JHx3Qhqg8komnsvuCvQIlo1_500.jpg (http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Homosexuality_in_Sailor_Moon)

[oyarde]

Well, I'm out...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0obfK9k83v8/TP_twEiatkI/AAAAAAAAAfo/mUvuvLyhM4k/s1600/hard%2Bworking%2Bman.JPGLOL

looks like you have one of my T shirts.Do you have any without oil stains ? :)

[Anti Federalist]

You posted the wrong picture. This is how you dress to conventions:

http://www.zeusthaber.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/V66JHx3Qhqg8komnsvuCvQIlo1_500.jpg (http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Homosexuality_in_Sailor_Moon)

If I'm feeling luxurious, that is.

[Origanalist]

If I'm feeling luxurious, that is.

I'm with ya sister

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4620844584994599&pid=15.1

[Zippyjuan]

Been seeing lots of "Stand With Rand" shirts on people during news coverage of the event. He is getting lots of good press.

Nice legs, by the way!

[Origanalist]

Rand needs a little help with his wardrobe and hair.

He could have pulled this outfit off if he wore a white collared shirt under the sweater with the collar sticking out. The black top is too casual and your jacket should never be the same color as either layer under it.

Maybe he should go for the Hobbit look.

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4719783451757075&pid=15.1

[TokenLibertarianGuy]

If I'm feeling luxurious, that is.

Still not as classy as Danke:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0XXaZsBEqYM/TfYMIcwvanI/AAAAAAAAAEI/5BSQ_BjK57c/s1600/tumblr_l3rgg8ofG01qbfckco1_500.jpg

[Anti Federalist]

LOL

looks like you have one of my T shirts.Do you have any without oil stains ? :)

They stay in a separate box in the closet for trips to the fancy eatin' joint.

[oyarde]

They stay in a separate box in the closet for trips to the fancy eatin' joint.

My work shirts hang on a rack in the bathroom/laundry room.The Mrs is always trying to put nicer ones towards the front , I just keep moving them back :).No need to ruin them too.