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angelatc
03-08-2013, 03:45 PM
http://dailycaller.com/2013/03/08/caption-this-john-mccain-right-after-slamming-rand-paul-gets-stuck-riding-an-elevator-with-him/

The picture is John McCain getting stuck riding an elevator with Rand, right after slamming him.

The link above has the caption contest, so if you have a Discus ID I suggest posting your funny stuff there.

http://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/very_awkward.png

fr33
03-08-2013, 03:50 PM
Too busy to think it out but the joke should involve Rand going up and McStain going down.

thoughtomator
03-08-2013, 03:50 PM
Senator John Quisling McCain (D-Al Qaida) praying Senator Rand Paul (R-America) doesn't kick his ass when the elevator doors close.

acptulsa
03-08-2013, 03:53 PM
Yes, I still want you to launch a Hellfire at Senator Paul--just not right now!

Michigan11
03-08-2013, 03:54 PM
Rand: "Go to the bow...er corner"

Kotin
03-08-2013, 03:57 PM
Rand : "...Hello, Senator McCain.. How is your wife?"

McCain: "...FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

FSP-Rebel
03-08-2013, 03:57 PM
Rand: "Did you pass gas?"

rubioneocon
03-08-2013, 03:57 PM
from other General Politics thread :


Rand should of asked him what he had for dinner w/Obama and if he is ready for a second helping of crow.


-or-

McCain : (flashback to crashing short of the runway in Corpus Christi back in training)
"This freshman Senator from Kentucky wants me to pay back the treasury for that plane,
just because he was born and raised in Texas.. . . I better cower into a corner . . .
maybe he won't recognize me."

FrancisMarion
03-08-2013, 04:08 PM
Rand: "Going down Senator?"

Michigan11
03-08-2013, 04:18 PM
Rand: "Going down Senator?"




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Yrhv33Zb8

jkob
03-08-2013, 04:21 PM
“Don’t move. It can’t see us if we don’t move.”

jllundqu
03-08-2013, 04:22 PM
Rand : "...Hello, Senator McCain.. How is your wife?"

McCain: "...FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And the winner is??!! LOLOL

rubioneocon
03-08-2013, 04:23 PM
Yes, I still want you to launch a Hellfire at Senator Paul--just not right now!

LOL


Rand: "Going down Senator?"

LOL OK we need to photoshop/mp3 that in!

jllundqu
03-08-2013, 04:24 PM
I might go with:

Paul: Wacko Bird?? Really, John?
McCain: (nodding) Wacko bird... Wacko bird...

Thor
03-08-2013, 04:35 PM
http://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/very_awkward.png

Paul: Oh boy, it would look odd if I got out now... I guess I should stick it out and ride the elevator with the ghost of the GOP past.

McCain: Crap, that damn wacko bird, whippersnapper has me backed into this corner. Where are my drones when I need them? I couldn't have pulled a 13 hour stunt like that even with my Depends. Depends, ah yes, I need to order another supply of Depends. Where am I again? Oh yeah, FUCK!

Aid in the middle: Don't laugh, don't laugh.... try really hard not to laugh.

cjm
03-08-2013, 04:49 PM
http://dailycaller.com/2013/03/08/caption-this-john-mccain-right-after-slamming-rand-paul-gets-stuck-riding-an-elevator-with-him/

The picture is John McCain getting stuck riding an elevator with Rand, right after slamming him.

The link above has the caption contest, so if you have a Discus ID I suggest posting your funny stuff there.

http://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/very_awkward.png

Whether it's the party's future or merely a morning elevator ride, McCain takes a back seat to Rand Paul.

Christian Liberty
03-08-2013, 05:15 PM
Too bad it wasn't Napolitano and there weren't 12 others in the elevator...

CaptUSA
03-08-2013, 05:25 PM
Rand: "Somebody get the jumper cables, the McCainbot's batteries went dead again. :rolleyes:"


(you have to picture it as if McCain isn't holding anything - you will see it. ;) )

TheGrinch
03-08-2013, 05:27 PM
McCain: I'll bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb you Rand

dancjm
03-08-2013, 05:39 PM
McCain: "What?"

Paul: "What?"

opal
03-08-2013, 07:18 PM
Paul: Oh boy, it would look odd if I got out now... I guess I should stick it out and ride the elevator with the ghost of the GOP past.

McCain: Crap, that damn wacko bird, whippersnapper has me backed into this corner. Where are my drones when I need them? I couldn't have pulled a 13 hour stunt like that even with my Depends. Depends, ah yes, I need to order another supply of Depends. Where am I again? Oh yeah, FUCK!

Aid in the middle: Don't laugh, don't laugh.... try really hard not to laugh. <---- love that

and she looks like she's ready to burst too

RickyJ
03-08-2013, 07:30 PM
McCain doesn't think he is an interventionist even though he said he was fine with US troops staying in Iraq for 100 years?

I think McCain is not a well man and needs some rest, hopefully he will get that rest soon.

kcchiefs6465
03-08-2013, 07:42 PM
McCain doesn't think he is an interventionist even though he said he was fine with US troops staying in Iraq for 100 years?

I think McCain is not a well man and needs some rest, hopefully he will get that rest soon.
Petition to have John McCain's mental health checked? We can't have a senile Senator spouting off the last of the countries that he remembers, to invade.

I could imagine the ink blot test now.

'What do you see here John?'
http://i.imgur.com/Mk1Pjov.png?1

http://i.imgur.com/or2Lfe9.jpg?1

'John?'

http://i.imgur.com/or2Lfe9.jpg?1

JOHN!

http://i.imgur.com/JLoZMsi.jpg?1

'Hmm Huh?,,,....Uh, Drones!'

Bern
03-08-2013, 07:47 PM
I see McCain is in the corner, but where is his dunce cap?

PatriotOne
03-08-2013, 07:48 PM
Rand: Don't drone me bro!

dusman
03-08-2013, 07:50 PM
Rand - "Bomb, Bomb, Bomb... Bomb, Bomb Iran"

devil21
03-08-2013, 09:02 PM
Im sorry Senator McCain, this elevator is for conservatives.

torchbearer
03-08-2013, 09:05 PM
McCain: "What?"

Paul: "What?"

in the butt.

dancjm
03-08-2013, 09:14 PM
Rand:

*Presses fire alarm - lift stops*

*Pulls out pocket Constitution*

*John McCain turns to stone*

RonPaulFanInGA
03-08-2013, 09:18 PM
Funny how they're at opposite ends.

RonPaulFanInGA
03-08-2013, 09:19 PM
I see McCain is in the corner, but where is his dunce cap?

http://i48.tinypic.com/2wpo6x2.png

Matt Collins
03-08-2013, 09:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Yrhv33Zb8
Love that song... a few points -

- Tyler is the most ugly rock star on the planet
- The video should've had more shots of the drummer
- Definitely from the 80's, the band only looked like they were in their 50's then
- The drummer's swing type of rhythm was pretty cool

Matt Collins
03-08-2013, 09:43 PM
in the butt.

That is ridiculous:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

opal
03-09-2013, 12:09 AM
'What do you see here J
http://i.imgur.com/Mk1Pjov.png?1


'

I don't know about anyone else.. but I love the ink blot things.. here, I see a halloween mask of possibly a fox.. some critter with a long ish nose but with extra eye holes, you know for saftey. *eye roll*

Cshelton21
03-09-2013, 01:57 AM
http://i46.tinypic.com/abg4y.jpg (http://qkme.me/3tav9e)

angelatc
03-09-2013, 11:46 AM
I don't know about anyone else.. but I love the ink blot things.. here, I see a halloween mask of possibly a fox.. some critter with a long ish nose but with extra eye holes, you know for saftey. *eye roll*

I see the lower set of eyes as a "Better to eat you with" smirk. But John McCain sees a terrorist.

kcchiefs6465
03-09-2013, 12:56 PM
I see the lower set of eyes as a "Better to eat you with" smirk. But John McCain sees a terrorist.
Not just any terrorist. But a 'terrrrist.'

Brian4Liberty
03-11-2013, 10:02 PM
http://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/very_awkward.png

McCain furiously sending a text message to Obama: "Cancel the drone strike! Abort! Abort!"

SewrRatt
03-11-2013, 10:13 PM
I see the lower set of eyes as a "Better to eat you with" smirk. But John McCain sees a terrorist.

I see two eagles carrying a bomb between them.