Jesse Jackass Jr. Sells Out His Own Wife In Plea Deal

[TywinLannister]

(CBS) – Federal prosecutors are now ready to file their plea agreement with Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr., CBS 2 has learned.

Jackson’s wife, Sandi, faces legal troubles under the arrangement.

Formal charges against Jesse Jackson Jr. could be filed as soon as Friday and Tuesday at the latest. His plea has also implicated his wife, leading to tax fraud charges against her.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/02/14/jesse-jackson-jr-plea-deal-could-be-filed-as-soon-as-friday/

[Lucille]

Both Jacksons could face penalties ranging from probation to jail time.

But it’s hard to believe that, with two young children at home, both would be sent to prison.

But of course not. That is reserved for mundanes. The Just Us system takes care of its own.