green73
02-11-2013, 11:07 AM
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If you're ready for some gallows humor about this whole Christopher Dorner situation, head on over to eBay (http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=christopher+dorner&_sacat=0&_from=R40).
There you'll find a bumper sticker (http://www.ebay.com/itm/271153866863?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649) that reads "Don't Shoot! I'm NOT DORNER!!" Get it? Because so far the LAPD has fired at two Hispanic women (http://laist.com/2013/02/08/woman_mistakenly_shot_by_cops_looki.php) and the Torrance Police Department fired at a white man (http://laist.com/2013/02/10/police_opened_fire_on_another_perso.php). In both cases, police said they thought they were firing at Dorner. There's a window decal (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Im-Not-Dorner-decal-Christopher-Dorner-L-A-California-MANHUNT-window-sticker-/221187460423?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_2&var=&hash=item337fcccd47), too. (h/t Reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/188oqd/police_seeking_dorner_opened_fire_in_a_second/))
There's also a T-shirt (http://www.ebay.com/itm/ATTENTION-LAPD-I-AM-NOT-CHRISTOPHER-DORNER-T-Shirt-All-Sizes-White-or-Gray-/330872146443?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var=&hash=item4d09844a0b) just in case the problem isn't that you have a truck like Dorner's, but that you happen to have the same skin color (http://laist.com/2013/02/07/christopher_dorner_barricaded_in_ho.php) as the renegade ex-LAPD cop.
http://laist.com/2013/02/10/dont_shoot_im_not_dorner_bumper_sti.php
If you're ready for some gallows humor about this whole Christopher Dorner situation, head on over to eBay (http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=christopher+dorner&_sacat=0&_from=R40).
There you'll find a bumper sticker (http://www.ebay.com/itm/271153866863?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649) that reads "Don't Shoot! I'm NOT DORNER!!" Get it? Because so far the LAPD has fired at two Hispanic women (http://laist.com/2013/02/08/woman_mistakenly_shot_by_cops_looki.php) and the Torrance Police Department fired at a white man (http://laist.com/2013/02/10/police_opened_fire_on_another_perso.php). In both cases, police said they thought they were firing at Dorner. There's a window decal (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Im-Not-Dorner-decal-Christopher-Dorner-L-A-California-MANHUNT-window-sticker-/221187460423?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_2&var=&hash=item337fcccd47), too. (h/t Reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/188oqd/police_seeking_dorner_opened_fire_in_a_second/))
There's also a T-shirt (http://www.ebay.com/itm/ATTENTION-LAPD-I-AM-NOT-CHRISTOPHER-DORNER-T-Shirt-All-Sizes-White-or-Gray-/330872146443?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var=&hash=item4d09844a0b) just in case the problem isn't that you have a truck like Dorner's, but that you happen to have the same skin color (http://laist.com/2013/02/07/christopher_dorner_barricaded_in_ho.php) as the renegade ex-LAPD cop.
http://laist.com/2013/02/10/dont_shoot_im_not_dorner_bumper_sti.php