I just posted this in the blog I started beloved forum members. All are welcome!

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

In these nonsensical interpretatives provided so far in my blog, I have learned a lot. Actually, my performances have really drained me emotionally which is a sign that I am truly working hard.

Something that struck my conscience like a hammer, as I don't use my mind much in these spontaneous "happenings" that I tend to do on a whim . . . ahem, is how the commercials that play on the entertainment shows are generally designed for that large portion of our nation's population on welfare assistance.

Also, and in no particular order, my feelings in regards to the humor used in commercials has also been bothering my conscience for quite some time. In other words, when trying to sell a high quality product like a Mercedes Benz, it would be an insult to make a big joke about it. As one of the last remaining high quality products our nation makes is weapons of mass destruction, a silly commercial wouldn't attempt to sell a kind of jet by depicting a lot of them falling out of the sky crashing and burning. What i'm getting at here . . . snap . . . snap . . . snap . . . is that the commercial media has tended to lean towards the left in politics at just about the same time that all the quality started being left out of the American package of goods. To go along with all these sorry thirty second bits of humor passed off as serious art, what the main shows lack in entertainment the commercials try to make up for in high quality silliness the likes which are viewed as little masterpieces in that God forsaken industry, a kind of soft porn entertainment if you will, within the bigger picture.

Actually, add in the fact that the United States has sold out completely as our nation manufactures very little in factories any more, and I'd call the commercialization of the mass media hideously hard core. Meaning it has left us with an empty package of goods or as a society with very little social redeeming value.

Also figure that the mass media corporations have figured out that conservative Americans will tend to tolerate a lot, being as they were raised by their parents to reject handouts from the government, to avoid being a burden on their families, and to make an effort at pulling themselves up by their own boot straps. Therefore, there does seem to be a lot of masochistic tendencies in conservatives to buy a product even when they are seriously offended by the shows they sponsor.

This all makes a lot of sense to me and I've realized this not by reading, but by feeling the newspaper editorials and the magazine articles by way of performing them. I do this with deep emotion.

So come out of her ignorance, beloved forum members. She only sounds and looks pretty. In the end, the stories of the mass media corporations, with these being her lies, are going to abandon us all to living in bondage to slaves.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Duh.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

It is amazing how much better my understanding has increased since performing these newspaper editorials and magazine articles rather than reading them. Chalk up yet another theory to me:
Always match irrational reading with the irrational writing of the media.

[Petar]

A bullet form summary would be more clear to the reader.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

A bullet form summary would be more clear to the reader.

You have to release your emotions to properly feel my interpretatives. Indeed, I guess you could say my "happenings" are a form of performance art even. Next I'm planning on taking this new form of art to the streets in front of the local newspaper company downtown where I plan on exploding unto the people with colorful metaphors and superfluous phrases! I've already invited a special guest who can speak backwards.

[thoughtomator]

bookmarking for the next time the reefer man comes into town so I can understand this properly

[Petar]

You have to release your emotions to properly feel my interpretatives. Indeed, I guess you could say my "happenings" are a form of performance art even. Next I'm planning on taking this new form of art to the streets in front of the local newspaper company downtown where I plan on exploding unto the people with colorful metaphors and superfluous phrases! I've already invited a special guest who can speak backwards.

The CIA could have saved a lot of money not having to distribute LSD if you were there to just talk to people instead.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

bookmarking for the next time the reefer man comes into town so I can understand this properly

I see that I'm not being taken seriously which is good. In performing these interpretives in front of the local newspaper based downtown, with it being the Houston Chronicle, I plan on wearing a dog collar with a leash attached and a monkey holding onto the other end while it turns the handle on a music box and wears a sign around its neck saying "Editor and chief."

[Henry Rogue]

UEW, i'm not sure of your conclusion, but I seem to tolerate advertisement/media/entertainment better than my socialist friends/neighbors/family members.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

The CIA could have saved a lot of money not having to distribute LSD if you were there to just talk to people instead.

According to a theory put forth by George Noory on the radio show Coast to Coast, there seems to exist a symbiotic relationship between mushrooms and shadow people. As the theory goes, the mushrooms grow only upon cow manure. Seems these mushrooms grow millions of light years away on the liberal left hand side of the universe before being transported through a portal with that being the piles of cow manure. In contrast, the shadow people grow millions of light years away on the conservative right hand side of the universe and utilize bull shit as their portal. As one might expect, while half the time the shadow people eat the mushrooms, the other half of the time the mushrooms eat the shadow people.
This works to balance out the universe.

[Petar]

According to a theory put forth by George Noory on the radio show Coast to Coast, there seems to exist a symbiotic relationship between mushrooms and shadow people. As the theory goes, the mushrooms grow only upon cow manure. Seems these mushrooms grow millions of light years away on the liberal left hand side of the universe before being transported through a portal with that being the piles of cow manure. In contrast, the shadow people grow millions of light years away on the conservative right hand side of the universe and utilize bull shit as their portal. As one might expect, while half the time the shadow people eat the mushrooms, the other half of the time the mushrooms eat the shadow people.
This works to balance out the universe.

There goes yang and that damn brother of his again...

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

UEW, i'm not sure of your conclusion, but I seem to tolerate advertisement/media/entertainment better than my socialist friends/neighbors/family members.

Indeed, as conservatives, we are masochists. Not only are we willing to be deeply offended by the media, but we beg for the treatment. The psychics who work for the media know this. So do the psychologists.

[Henry Rogue]

Indeed, as conservatives, we are masochists. Not only are we willing to be deeply offended by the media, but we beg for the treatment. The psychics who work for the media know this. So do the psychologists.I don't know if it's masochism, I just thought it was resignation of hope.

[MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2]

According to a theory put forth by George Noory on the radio show Coast to Coast,


*giggle* You're making more sense in the last week or so, I have to say. :) I chalk that up to your character trying a little harder and maybe getting more desperate as things get worse.

[VoluntaryAmerican]

I see that I'm not being taken seriously which is good. In performing these interpretives in front of the local newspaper based downtown, with it being the Houston Chronicle, I plan on wearing a dog collar with a leash attached and a monkey holding onto the other end while it turns the handle on a music box and wears a sign around its neck saying "Editor and chief."

:D

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

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*giggle* You're making more sense in the last week or so, I have to say. :) I chalk that up to your character trying a little harder and maybe getting more desperate as things get worse.

This has far more to do with just my sanity, beloved forum members. Always remember while in therapy that only an insane mind would pause to think that it is crazy. We must be certain. And in this war against tyranny, we are going to need every able bodied insane person and felony convicted criminal manning a gun!

In feeling out these interpretative happenings, something I do in order to unravel the deep mysteries hidden within newspaper editorials and magazine articles, I must have no distractions interfering with my performances. This means I can't be worried about introspective questions regarding whether or not I am rational or popular. For you see, it isn't about myself.

To free myself from all awareness of myself during these spells of enlightenment, I am one percent Native American by the way, I often utilize the old shoe method. Any old shoe will do. While holding it up and dancing around hopping from foot to foot crying like an Indian going "woo . . . woo woo woo . . . woo . . . woo woo woo," I join in with the great spontaneity by way of chanting "a shoe! . . . boo! . . . cue! . . . do! . . . goo! . . . hue! . . . and so on." After about five minutes of this nonsense, I then begin to see the big picture as a trance takes over me.

It is during this time that I'm able to confuse together all the deep emotions expressed within news editorials and magazine articles, beloved forum members. For example, I performed recently on the topic of gays and lesbians as the news editorial supported their right to adopt orphaned children and babies. What left me perplexed is how minors are allowed to make a determination about themselves in society before they are of legal age. At the same time, I remember reading about this woman recently who left her husband after sixty-five years of marriage because, after looking at herself long and hard in the mirror, she came to the realization that she was a lesbian. What I'm trying to get here is how that same woman, if she lived long enough, could have then, after another sixty-five years, realized she was mistaken about herself again.

As there isn't any way of genetically determining straight children from gay or lesbian ones, certainly they too like this elderly woman could make mistakes about their orientations.

The main reason our whole nation is going gay and lesbian today is because of the way we rationally think about news editorials and magazine articles rather than performing them which is what other primates like chimps do out in their natural habitat