TSA Will be Prowling the Super Bowl

[itshappening]

Baghdad TSA Bob reports:

Super Bowl fans may encounter TSA Visible Intermodal Prevention and Response (VIPR) teams on local transportation venues, including commercial and general aviation facilities and mass transit. Teams augment other federal, state, and local transportation and law enforcement to reduce potential terrorist risks to the traveling public. TSA assets will also work with law enforcement at Mercedes-Benz Superdome during the high-profile game. Fans are encouraged to report potentially dangerous situations to law enforcement or someone in authority.

I wonder what will happen if Kapernick decides to throw a bomb?

Baghdad also provides the following travel tip:

Here is a list of items that should be placed in your checked bags instead of your carry-on bags to comply with our liquids guidelines: Creamy dips and spreads, BBQ sauce, cheeses, peanut butter, salsa, jams, salad dressings, jellies, maple syrup, sauces, soups, wine, liquor and beer.

I feel safer already.

http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2013/02/tsa-will-be-prowling-super-bowl.html

[Occam's Banana]

Here is a list of items that should be placed in your checked bags instead of your carry-on bags to comply with our liquids guidelines: Creamy dips and spreads, BBQ sauce, cheeses, peanut butter, salsa, jams, salad dressings, jellies, maple syrup, sauces, soups, wine, liquor and beer.

I feel safer already.

What, no gravies ... ?!?! This is just the sort of loophole terrorists love to exploit.

I guess it's back to not feeling safe anymore ...

[Matt Collins]

One of the Directors must've misread it as "Super Bowel" and thought they needed to be inspecting it ;) :p :D

[Carson]

Old article;

http://deadspin.com/5883203/this-looks-like-a-fortified-snipers-nest-at-the-super-bowl

[Danke]

Good, I don't want anything interrupting my viewing tomorrow.

[fr33]

I know it's a generalization but sports fans deserve to be harassed. For the most part they don't seem to mind it or they haven't opened their damn eyes to see what is going on.

[mad cow]

This is NOT mission creep!
Hey,those carts they take injured players off the field on are transportation!

[Matt Collins]

I know it's a generalization but sports fans deserve to be harassed. For the most part they don't seem to mind it or they haven't opened their damn eyes to see what is going on.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_and_circuses

[fr33]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_and_circuses

Yeah I should have said something about bread and circuses. Not trying piss off sports fans that are awake.

[Matt Collins]

Yeah I should have said something about bread and circuses. Not trying piss off sports fans that are awake.I just don't get how if someone is really "awake" to what's going on, how can they really care about something as trivial as a sports team? :confused:

[Danke]

I just don't get how if someone is really "awake" to what's going on, how can they really care about something as trivial as a sports team? :confused:

I don't care, but I will enjoy tomorrow watching with family and friends.

And beer.

[fr33]

I just don't get how if someone is really "awake" to what's going on, how can they really care about something as trivial as a sports team? :confused:
We all have our hobbies. ;) My wife watches more sports than I do.

[torchbearer]

Probably brought in to protect Goodell, there are those intent on making him hurt in nola.
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?402507-In-New-Orleans-an-unwelcome-mat-for-Goodell

[donnay]

Just another day in paradise. :rolleyes:

[devil21]

Yeah I should have said something about bread and circuses. Not trying piss off sports fans that are awake.


I just don't get how if someone is really "awake" to what's going on, how can they really care about something as trivial as a sports team? :confused:

Gotta find something to do of a non-political nature sometimes, lest you go crazy thinking about this crap too much.

(says the guy with an NHL franchise in his handle)