White House Warns: Don't Photoshop Obama Gun Pic

[green73]

http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/The-Conversation/2013/02/02/8436110735-5ec05750a2-bpreviewjpg.jpg

The White House has released a picture purporting to show President Obama "skeet shooting" at Camp David. An activity he claims he does "all the time."

The White House also warns all you mischievous internet types to not mess around with the picture:

"This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House."

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/02/02/White-House-Warns-Don-t-Photoshop-Obama-Gun-Pic

You know what to do
http://memegenerator.net/

[fr33]

Please somebody put lady liberty at the end of the barrel.

[pcosmar]

Piss poor Shoulder contact.
Hope it bruises.

[BSU kid]

I guess the FOIA is now null and void.


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[phill4paul]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34230341.jpg



http://memegenerator.net/Duck-Hunting-Prez

[freejack]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34230341.jpg

Oh no you di'int!

[kathy88]

Reported.

[tangent4ronpaul]

The photograph may not be used ... in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President

NO PROBLEM! LOL!

Don't clay pigeons usually fly higher than that? Maybe he's been taking lessons from Dick Cheney?

-t

[ronpaulhawaii]

"...The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House."

Can I assume that any memes of how they would disapprove of this photo being made into memes (using borders for the text) is fair game?

[presence]

http://memegenerator.net/Duck-Hunting-Prez


BEAT ME TO IT!!!

+rep

[presence]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34230891.jpg

[phill4paul]

Piss poor Shoulder contact.
Hope it bruises.

Probably photoshopped the smoke.

[ItsTime]

I guess the FOIA is now null and void.

This

[LibertyEagle]

Isn't he holding the gun rather strangely? It almost looks at an angle to his body.

[mello]

So, would it be a felony if I photoshopped him blowing holes into the constitution or would I just get audited every year?

[ItsTime]

Isn't he holding the gun rather strangely? It almost looks at an angle to his body.

They don't want us to photoshop it because they already photoshopped it hahahaha

[Pericles]

Isn't he holding the gun rather strangely? It almost looks at an angle to his body.

The stance of someone not comfortable with a firearm.

[presence]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse

That statement is actually a blanket statement on all the photos on the whitehouse flicker page

if you right click on any of the photos a link comes up:


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[pcosmar]

The stance of someone not comfortable with a firearm.


And people that know that, notice.

[phill4paul]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34231624.jpg

[acptulsa]

Hope they prosecute someone for doing what they said not to do. It would be a fun First Amendment court battle for John Roberts and his merry gang of thieves.

[fr33]

Please somebody put lady liberty at the end of the barrel.

Another idea involves a screenshot of the Zapruder film.

[green73]

Another idea involves a screenshot of the Zapruder film.

lol

[kcchiefs6465]

Hope they prosecute someone for doing what they said not to do. It would be a fun First Amendment court battle for John Roberts and his merry gang of thieves.
It would also bring national spotlight to the meme. By all means, meme away. I'm not too creative but even I might get involved in the fun.

[tangent4ronpaul]

Anybody got a web site?

How about putting up a page with that UNTOUCHED photo on the right and let anybody upload any picture they want to display on the left? Something that would stay up till the next person uploaded a picture. Or keep all the pairs and let people scroll through them.

-t

[acptulsa]

Anybody got a web site?

How about putting up a page with that UNTOUCHED photo on the right and let anybody upload any picture they want to display on the left? Something that would stay up till the next person uploaded a picture. Or keep all the pairs and let people scroll through them.

If you're a hell of a lot better programmer than I'll ever be, you could arrange for this pic to stay put on the right hand side, and all the other pics to scroll in front of the gun.

[ZENemy]

I'm so tired of OUR EMPLOYEES warning us about anything.

If a taco bell employee treated their manager the way our government treats us they would be FIRED.

[newbitech]

here's a transparent cutout if anyone wants to manipulate this in a way that does not suggest approval or endorsement blah blah blah...

http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w465/newbitech/obama_shooting_final.png

[tangent4ronpaul]

A small flag coming out the barrel saying "BANG" would be funny.

-t

[oyarde]

You know what to do
http://memegenerator.net/

Ouch , that has to be the strangest shoulder cup I have ever seen with a shotgun.If you shot two boxes like that, it would take two weeks for the soreness to go away.I wonder if you can even hit anything like that ?

[tangent4ronpaul]

here's a transparent cutout if anyone wants to manipulate this in a way that does not suggest approval or endorsement blah blah blah...

http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w465/newbitech/obama_shooting_final.png

That shotgun really needs a pistol grip, a detachable magazine and a bayonet...

A good caption: SHIT! I just dislocated my shoulder!
or
DANG! - I thought you said this thing did't kick that bad!
or
OMG Dick! - are you OK?

-t

[ClydeCoulter]

Hey, doesn't that gun have one of those thingy whatchamacallits that keep the barrel from burning your hand?

[acptulsa]

That shotgun really needs a pistol grip, a detachable magazine and a bayonet...

Don't forget the scope and the flash supressor--though it will all look funny as hell to anyone who knows enough to know that's a shotgun.

I find it interesting that all the stuff that makes a rifle an 'assault rifle' is also all the stuff that makes it harder for some psychotic victim of Big Pharma's SSRIs to hide a rifle under his raincoat. We ought to make that stuff mandatory, not illegal.

[Origanalist]

http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/The-Conversation/2013/02/02/8436110735-5ec05750a2-bpreviewjpg.jpgObama even makes holding a gun look metrosexual.

[tangent4ronpaul]

Anyone know what KIND of shotgun that is?

It would be really funny if it's one on the ban list...

-t

[S.Shorland]

Why is there a hole in the top of the barrell? (genuine question)

[acptulsa]

Anyone know what KIND of shotgun that is?

It would be really funny if it's one on the ban list...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejvyDn1TPr8

[oyarde]

Anyone know what KIND of shotgun that is?

It would be really funny if it's one on the ban list...

-t Looks like an ordinary Browning or Ruger 12 ga over & under , should not be on any list, only holds two. I would rather have a side by side.I wonder who cleans them when they are done ?

[tangent4ronpaul]

Hey, doesn't that gun have one of those thingy whatchamacallits that keep the barrel from burning your hand?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-s39p9Z-ju18/ULdXvGMOEoI/AAAAAAAADNM/hLoyRn6Sp-I/s1600/barrel-shroud.jpg

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q72/tc556guy/shoulderthingthatgoesup.jpg

-t

[Lucille]

The White House has released a picture purporting to show President Obama "skeet shooting" at Camp David. An activity he claims he does "all the time."

Mm hm. Sure he does.

[tangent4ronpaul]

Is this and the jokes trending on twitter yet?

-t

[oyarde]

Why would anyone even release that pic ??

[kcchiefs6465]

Why would anyone even release that pic ??
Obama 'sport' shoots. Can't you tell?

[green73]

Another idea involves a screenshot of the Zapruder film.

http://i.imgur.com/0DZ2482.png

[phill4paul]

Why is there a hole in the top of the barrell? (genuine question)

I would say it functions as a muzzle brake or recoil compensator. I'm not a shotgun expert. So perhaps someone with hunting shotguns knowlege could elaborate.

[tangent4ronpaul]

Why would anyone even release that pic ??

They are displaying Obama's extensive and expert knowledge of firearms... :D

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/02/02/Obama-skeet-shooting-White-House-releases-photo-of-president-firing-a-gun/7441359818659/

Longtime Obama strategist David Plouffe doesn't think so, tweeting: "Attn skeet birthers. Make our day - let the photoshop conspiracies begin!"


David Plouffe @davidplouffe

Attn skeet birthers. Make our day - let the photoshop conspiracies begin! http://m.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/8436110735/lightbox/ …
3:12 PM - 02 Feb 13

Emily Miller @EmilyMiller

This Obama skeet shooting photo looks odd to me because the clays come high or low, not straight. http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/whitehouse/8436110735/sizes/m/ …
3:34 PM - 02 Feb 13

john r stanton @dcbigjohn

something fishy about #skeetgate photo. the angle of the barrel is all wrong for skeet flying through the air. pic.twitter.com/gqLMZPtC

-t

[Carson]

The stance of someone not comfortable with a firearm.

Stance may be important but more still is did he hit what he was aiming at.

In this case the point is kind of mute. Some are able to fire up the fake money presses and pound away till they hit their target. After all they are using our money to do it AND stiffing us with the bill.

[Carson]

There is a Fark (http://www.fark.com/)thread on this topic. The title is;


White House puts rumors to rest by releasing official photo of Obama shooting his load

The original article;

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/wh-releases-photo-obama-shooting-gun_699234.html


The comment section;

http://www.fark.com/comments/7571036/White-House-puts-rumors-to-rest-by-releasing-official-photo-of-Obama-shooting-his-load


With comments like;

"The photograph may not be manipulated in any way"

Photoshop thread, anyone?

[RonPaulFanInGA]

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/221/obamaunaltered.jpg

[green73]

LOL ^^^

[tangent4ronpaul]

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/221/obamaunaltered.jpg

AWESOME!
+rep

-t

[torchbearer]

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/221/obamaunaltered.jpg

Clowns are scary.

[phill4paul]

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/221/obamaunaltered.jpg

/thread

[tangent4ronpaul]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/post/the-white-houses-curious-silence-about-obamas-claim-of-skeet-shooting/2013/01/30/be78bb10-6b35-11e2-95b3-272d604a10a3_blog.html

The Facts
In skeet shooting, participants use shotguns to hit clay disks that are automatically flung into air, in an effort to simulate bird hunting. An interesting blog about Camp David, in a post from 2010, reports that many presidents have enjoyed skeet shooting at the rustic retreat. (Check out the photo of John F. Kennedy skeet shooting with future Washington Post editor Ben Bradlee.) The blog also displays overhead images over the years showing that the skeet range is located near the helicopter pad.
We searched high and low through hundreds of news reports to see if there was ever any other mention of Obama engaged in skeet shooting. We found that Obama, in a weekly radio address in 2012, congratulated Kim Rhode on becoming “the first American to win individual medals in five straight Olympics with her gold in skeet shooting” and Army Sgt. Vincent Hancock for a second skeet gold.
But when the Olympic athletes later visited the White House, Obama did not make a reference to having attempted skeet shooting. Instead, he spoke of other sports that moved him to do better:
“But I was inspired to watch you guys even though I couldn’t do what you do. I was inspired to run a little bit faster watching Tyson Gay, and lift a little more after watching Holley Mangold, or do a few more crunches after watching Michael Phelps and the other swimmers. Somehow, it didn’t work quite on me.”
In 2011, Politico reported that Obama was “an infrequent visitor” to Camp David, compared to other presidents:

Those close to Obama say the president — who owns a home in Chicago — is more of an “urban guy,” who prefers hitting the basketball court and the golf course on weekends to blow off steam. On a sunny Sunday afternoon, upon returning from Camp David on his most recent trip, Obama headed straight for the links. And while Camp David includes a movie theater, bowling alley, swimming pool and endless biking and hiking trails, Obama prefers to stick close to the White House when he’s not on vacation.

Again, no mention of skeet shooting.
(UPDATE: A reader pointed us to an Associated Press article in 2010 which reported that after Obama met with the Texas Christian University national championship rifle team, one team member quoted Obama as saying he had practiced shooting a rifle with the Secret Service.)
We also could not find evidence that Obama ever tried skeet shooting before he became president.
During the 2008 campaign, a group that called itself the American Hunters and Shooters Association — which some pro-gun groups attacked as a front for anti-gun forces — endorsed Obama and announced he would attend a skeet shooting event in September in Colorado. “The Obama campaign says the skeet shooting event will highlight the Democrat’s support of the Second Amendment and hunting rights,” the Associated Press reported. But Ray Schoenke, a former Washington Redskins football player who headed the organization, said in an interview Wednesday that in the end Obama did not attend the Colorado event.
Schoenke said that after Obama’s election, the organization — which he said was intended to bridge the gap between urban liberals and rural gun owners — closed down because of lack of support from the Obama administration. He said he did many events in support of the Obama campaign in 2008 but Obama never mentioned having ever handled a firearm.
During a September 2008 campaign event in Duryea, Pa.., Obama was point blank asked if he was “going to take away the guns.” He gave a rather long answer, but he made no reference to having used a weapon himself — and this certainly would have been the perfect moment. Instead, he speaks of “your guns:”
“The bottom line is this: If you’ve got a rifle, you've got a shotgun, you've got a gun in your house, I'm not taking it away. All right? So they can keep on talking about it, but this is just not true.
“And, by the way, even if — here's another thing you've got to understand. Even if I wanted to take it away, I couldn’t get it done. I don't have the votes in Congress….
“It's your guns. We're not going to mess with them, all right? I hope I made that clear. Is everybody clear back there in the back? Because I see a couple sportsmen back there. All right? Spread the word with your friends. I'm not going to take away your guns.”

Generally, a politician who has handled firearms will advertise that fact to gun owners. Indeed, here’s how Obama’s 2008 rival for the Democratic nomination, then-Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, spoke about guns after another mass killing that year, according to the AP:

Clinton told an audience she supported gun rights, two days after a student opened fire on the campus of Northern Illinois University, killing five before turning the gun on himself. Clinton said she believed in getting guns out of the hands of criminals and the mentally ill even as she favored protecting the rights of law abiding gun owners.
“I've gone hunting,” she said. “I know you may not believe it, but it's true. My father taught us to shoot.”
Clinton told reporters later she had once shot a duck in Arkansas, along with “a lot of tin cans, targets and some skeet.”

The Pinocchio Test
The evidence suggests that until Obama had access to a shooting range as president, he never went skeet shooting. He certainly did not speak like a politician who had once used a firearm.
But it is also curious that the White House refuses to provide any documentary evidence that he actually used the shooting range at Camp David, since he claims he uses it “all the time,” or that a presidential friend has not come forward to confirm the president’s comments.
We live in suspicious times and the president lives in a media fishbowl. That’s the way it is. In the meantime, we do not have enough information to make a ruling one way or the other. We are eager to see a photograph, or hear from someone who saw him at the skeet range, to put this matter to rest.
UPDATE: A reader notes that because Obama said he does skeet shooting “all the time,” perhaps our standard of proof should be higher--such as several photographs. That’s a reasonable point. We have also been asked why we did not immediately award Pinocchios, such as when Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nev.) made unproven claims about Mitt Romney’s taxes. We try to avoid using “verdict pending,” but in cases of self-aggrandizement, we are willing to be a bit more patient. Obviously, if the White House is not forthcoming with additional evidence, then the claim becomes increasingly doubtful.
UPDATE, Feb. 2: The White House released this photograph of the president at the Camp David skeet range on Aug. 4, 2010. We are pleased the White House has become more forthcoming about this matter, though it does not quite answer the questions concerning the president’s “all the time” language. What do readers think? (Also, given some of the controversy this column generated, we refer you to a negative critique that appeared on Mediaite, which certainly reflects the views of a number of readers who are upset that we thought this was even an issue.)

Verdict Pending

additional pics of Obama with guns:

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7034/6599536143_0963939e11.jpg

-t

[Anti Federalist]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34234993.jpg

[Lucille]

+rep RP fan!

A few from the fark thread that Carson linked:

http://i.imgur.com/41mj5Aj.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/dnzmog.jpg

[Anti Federalist]

I would say it functions as a muzzle brake or recoil compensator. I'm not a shotgun expert. So perhaps someone with hunting shotguns knowlege could elaborate.

Both...and if I'm not mistaken, one of the items that constitutes a banned weapon under Feinstein.

[Grubb556]

http://i.imgur.com/1qtuPZN.jpg

[BlackJack]

Both...and if I'm not mistaken, one of the items that constitutes a banned weapon under Feinstein.

He's the President. Because of his supreme power, he deserves to have banned weapons while trying to strip civilians of their right to bear arms.

[shane77m]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34236195.jpg

[phill4paul]

http://i.imgur.com/90YDdm2.jpg

[sailingaway]

If it is non commercial, how do they stop manipulation and fair use?

[Matt Collins]

I bet Fark is having a great time with this, I'm gonna have to mosey on over there and see

[sailingaway]

off twitter:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCIAxk1CEAAhav7.jpg:large

[tangent4ronpaul]

http://www.guns.com/2013/01/31/editorial-is-photoshop-the-best-proof-that-the-president-does-skeet-shooting-all-the-time/

Just too good not to share!

http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Obama+Bikini+Stacy+Photoshop.jpg

http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Barack-Obama-Shooting-a-Gun-75685.jpg

http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/8295323001_264780dafc_z.jpg

http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Barack-Obama-with-Guns-61562.jpg

http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Barack-Obama-with-a-Machine-Gun-90849.jpg

http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Barack-Obama-with-a-Gun-Making-People-Work-Harder-90270.jpg

http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Obama.jpg

http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/556543_2745073242452_1995889131_n.jpg

http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/02_vvp1_width_600x.jpg

-t

[awake]

The price of liberty is to never pass up an opportunity to show the tyrants as the pure hypocrites they are.

[Carson]

If it is non commercial, how do they stop manipulation and fair use?


Dangerous question!

[dillo]

Someone put the bill of rights in front of the gun

[Lucille]

So wait. The WH only released this pic b/c people didn't buy Obama's "Yes, in fact, up at Camp David, we do skeet shooting all the time?"

But only after TNR (http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/01/30/Obama-Loves-Skeet-Shooting-Not-Likely) tweeted this fake one (which they blamed on twitter)?:

http://sandrarose.com/images17/Obama_skeet_shooting_412x473.jpg?42e305


Someone put the bill of rights in front of the gun

http://lucianne.com/images/lucianne/DailyPhoto/2013-01-31-XDCNC.jpg

[MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2]

So wait. The WH only released this pic b/c people didn't buy Obama's "Yes, in fact, up at Camp David, we do skeet shooting all the time?"

But only after TNR (http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/01/30/Obama-Loves-Skeet-Shooting-Not-Likely) tweeted this fake one (which they blamed on twitter)?:



Winter's source told her skeet shooting is "very hard. Especially for someone not used to guns."


lol. Skeet shooting wasn't even hard when I was 11.

[Sola_Fide]

http://i.imgur.com/90YDdm2.jpg

I like that one. lol

[jkr]

oh!
allow me to retort:

GET FUCKED YOU MURDERING LYING THIEVES

[itshappening]

is Obama allowed to smoke in the White House? I wonder where he goes ?

[phill4paul]

http://thisainthell.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/SkeeterDaffy.jpg

[kcchiefs6465]

is Obama allowed to smoke in the White House? I wonder where he goes ?
He's the POTUS. Who's gonna tell him he can't?

[oyarde]

is Obama allowed to smoke in the White House? I wonder where he goes ?

I have smoked in the White House. Doubt they allow that anymore , LOL.

[HOLLYWOOD]

Those 2 pics explain it all... Hypocrite Nobel Laureate Obama has broke the record for Sales of Military Weapons around the planet and domestic sales to Americans. Quite an accomplishment succeeding W Bush and Dick Cheney Militarization of Prison Planet.
http://www.guns.com/2013/01/31/editorial-is-photoshop-the-best-proof-that-the-president-does-skeet-shooting-all-the-time/

Just too good not to share!
http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/8295323001_264780dafc_z.jpg

http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Barack-Obama-with-Guns-61562.jpg
-t

[oyarde]

That salesperson of the year thing is right on.

[heavenlyboy34]

NO PROBLEM! LOL!

Don't clay pigeons usually fly higher than that? Maybe he's been taking lessons from Dick Cheney?

-t
Some fly high, some fly low. The more difficult ranges will fire 3 pigeons almost simultaneously from all different angles. I only got good enough to hit the ones going directly over my head. :(

[madengr]

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[mac_hine]

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[oyarde]

Some fly high, some fly low. The more difficult ranges will fire 3 pigeons almost simultaneously from all different angles. I only got good enough to hit the ones going directly over my head. :(

Sporting Clays ?

[S.Shorland]

Hole in the barrell? The reason I asked was in case the pic had already been photo=shopped by the WH.It can't be the smoke from a previous shot as the gun would have had to traverse a long way unless he stepped into the shot? Plus it is the wrong shape? i was unaware of muzzle breaks or recoil dampeners but if they are illegal then it's still disgusting hypocrisy

[PaulConventionWV]

Hey, doesn't that gun have one of those thingy whatchamacallits that keep the barrel from burning your hand?

You mean a barrel shroud? I'm pretty sure that's the shoulder thing that goes up...

[AFPVet]

If it is non commercial, how do they stop manipulation and fair use?

They can't :)

[phill4paul]

I have smoked in the White House. Doubt they allow that anymore , LOL.

Was it with Willie Nelson on the roof?

[oyarde]

Was it with Willie Nelson on the roof?

Nah , I only ever meet him once , further west.

[Koz]

The holes at the top are barrel porting. It reduces recoil and muzzle jump. Porting is indicative of a gun that is only used for trap, skeet or sporting clays. You wouldn't usually have a hunting gun ported.

[phill4paul]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/295438_564932153517699_1772374638_n.jpg

[osan]

You know what to do
http://memegenerator.net/

You mean like this?

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34244196.jpg

[osan]

Maybe he's been taking lessons from Dick Cheney?



Or shooting at him.

[osan]

The stance of someone not comfortable with a firearm.

He does look a mite tense. Maybe it's just that Michelle's had a terrible headache these past 4 years?

[MRK]

... ??? this image is 100% legal to distribte and edit under the fair use doctrine of copyright fair use when it is done for an educational or satirical matter. Heck it can even be used for commercial purposes if it is satirical.

[osan]

And in other news, it appears President Obama is having none of this "term limit bullshit". His response when notified he was required to vacate the White House was as follows:


http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34231624.jpg

At this point officials are at a loss as to how to proceed and the suggestion has been floated that we just let him keep it. Democrats and other communists are overjoyed and strongly support the recommendation.

[phill4paul]

And in other news, it appears President Obama is having none of this "term limit bullshit". His response when notified he was required to vacate the White House was as follows:



At this point officials are at a loss as to how to proceed and the suggestion has been floated that we just let him keep it. Democrats and other communists are overjoyed and strongly support the recommendation.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to osan again.

[sailingaway]

And in other news, it appears President Obama is having none of this "term limit bullshit". His response when notified he was required to vacate the White House was as follows:



At this point officials are at a loss as to how to proceed and the suggestion has been floated that we just let him keep it. Democrats and other communists are overjoyed and strongly support the recommendation.

I'm afraid that image isn't consistent with this one:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-z1tLrTeB2NI/Tk1U_QZ4mMI/AAAAAAAAI_A/uW_IJqbQmek/s1600/makes%2Bme%2Bwant%2Bto%2Bpuke.jpg

[jdcole]

Good stockweld w/cheek, and not chickenwinging. He is bitch-hipping it, just a tad, but otherwise he has a pretty stable shooting platform. He should square his shoulders off more, though.

[pcosmar]

http://www.liberallyconservative.com/obama-skeet-shooting-fore/

Below is the Photoshopped photo of Obama supposedly at the skeet range at Camp David. The picture on the left is Obama at the golf course. The New Republic tweeted the picture then came under scrutiny.

The only problem: the picture is a fake, and not hosted on the White House's website. Within minutes the magazine had deleted the tweet and admitted its mistake:
http://www.liberallyconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ObamaSkeetShoot.jpg

I suspect that the new one, if not totally fake,, it is a staged picture.

I really don't expect much honesty out of the White House anyway.

[oyarde]

I'm afraid that image isn't consistent with this one:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-z1tLrTeB2NI/Tk1U_QZ4mMI/AAAAAAAAI_A/uW_IJqbQmek/s1600/makes%2Bme%2Bwant%2Bto%2Bpuke.jpg

Lol , is that real ?

[Anti Federalist]

Lol , is that real ?

No, but this is:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3WwGrGqzAkn6WItDquyJtCYdX7c5Re KZTqPX9Fc0fQC_T1LqjvQ

[Anti Federalist]

+rep for no helmet as well.

[noneedtoaggress]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3594/barackstreisand.png

[Origanalist]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3WwGrGqzAkn6WItDquyJtCYdX7c5Re KZTqPX9Fc0fQC_T1LqjvQ

One handed, no helmet, reported.

[FrankRep]

Translation: Challenge Accepted!

[Lucille]

Lol , is that real ?

This is real too:

http://obamanationofdesolation.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/obama_judo.jpg

[Occam's Banana]

No, but this is:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3WwGrGqzAkn6WItDquyJtCYdX7c5Re KZTqPX9Fc0fQC_T1LqjvQ


+rep for no helmet as well.

That's *my* President ....

[sailingaway]

Lol , is that real ?

Yes, it is real.

[fr33]

This is real too:

http://obamanationofdesolation.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/obama_judo.jpg
Hahaha I detect a role reversal in that pic.

[Carehn]

Will someone find a pic of redcoats getting ready to shoot from 'the patriot' and crop him in as one of them?

[mac_hine]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/529057_461834413872250_1624361372_n.jpg

[Origanalist]

Hahaha I detect a role reversal in that pic.

Lol, Michelle looks like she wants to get in there and throw them around, Barrack, well.......

[shane77m]

Civil disobedience via Photoshop.

[oyarde]

I wonder what Carney would have to say about this thread ......

[jmdrake]

If it is non commercial, how do they stop manipulation and fair use?

http://dronewarsuk.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/predator-firing-missile4.jpg

[awake]

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2631/prouda.jpg

[jmdrake]

I expect someone to do something with this eventually.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0ttT7oDZWi8/TJebD3Jn9yI/AAAAAAAACGc/fKBC3auhLxc/s1600/Elmer_Fudd_Wallpaper_by_E_122_Psi.png

[jmdrake]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/313766_490560267669358_913079469_n.jpg

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mac_hine again

[Carson]

Hole in the barrell? The reason I asked was in case the pic had already been photo=shopped by the WH.It can't be the smoke from a previous shot as the gun would have had to traverse a long way unless he stepped into the shot? Plus it is the wrong shape? i was unaware of muzzle breaks or recoil dampeners but if they are illegal then it's still disgusting hypocrisy

It looks ported to keep the muzzle from jumping up to much to me. They use an Electrical Discharge Machine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrical_discharge_machining)to etch holes through the barrel that vent some of the gas when it is fired.

[kcchiefs6465]

I wonder what Carney would have to say about this thread ......


http://dronewarsuk.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/predator-firing-missile4.jpg

He would if he could lol. Wait... can he?

[Anti Federalist]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/529057_461834413872250_1624361372_n.jpg

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mac_hine again

[Anti Federalist]

Reminds me of this...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIexHKl-S43rsA1oiZ9_XLVUfIZLV-73_lj8LgqKlRli-nDcaIHQ

[newbitech]

http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w465/newbitech/obama_vs_pacman.gif

[Aeroneous]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/313766_490560267669358_913079469_n.jpg

Rand actually shared this one on his Facebook page.

[phill4paul]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34255103.jpg

[satchelmcqueen]

its getting so blatant now isnt it? even in statements about a stupid picture telling us what we cant do with it when it shows OUR president. what a truly dictatorship mindset.

ron paul was right again. they are psychopathic authoritarians.

[rprprs]

I was gonna try my hand at a little manipulation, but couldn't possibly match some of what's already been done.
It's not fair...some people are just too talented...:(

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/5762/obamablast004.gif

http://i.imgur.com/mMD92a6.gif

[Philhelm]

Second gunman...?

http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll454/Philhelm/SecondGunman_zps415aea96.png

[sailingaway]

It is all over twitter, this is not one of the better ones:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/97929eaa73c7056c2e0416d2820e5818/tumblr_mhmpp7xxHf1r0129wo1_500.png

[Philhelm]

This thread is amazing. This photo of Obama was God's greatest gift to mankind. There is absolutely no limit to the amount of mayhem that can be created. Carry on!

[phill4paul]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528917_540670125955165_771666748_n.jpg

[sailingaway]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/726218382.jpg?key=640427&Expires=1359871321&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=lfDMfW1ZqNY19SFL2FdWdCm~FHJoqRRimrqOi97o D~sv3Ba-sRyA7iNKfTPU9u1~gbwTM5aINmLDMES1cEp9cDDcElOXs9x53X UsyyrniNbA3O8QYds6~2t3Diero8rvq8FkFxpetovx1HSEFarX FjlFmy9AdMFFEQwkJDEzQIc_

[Origanalist]

It is all over twitter, this is not one of the better ones:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/97929eaa73c7056c2e0416d2820e5818/tumblr_mhmpp7xxHf1r0129wo1_500.png

I find that offensive.

[Anti Federalist]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528917_540670125955165_771666748_n.jpg

I'm frakking dying in this thread...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCd5cWszaz7Fk_CnYzR5doHo7Ip3R-CaGTu5w_jNAk1K9AS1vI

[Anti Federalist]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/528917_540670125955165_771666748_n.jpg

I'm frakking dying in this thread...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCd5cWszaz7Fk_CnYzR5doHo7Ip3R-CaGTu5w_jNAk1K9AS1vI

[bolil]

J'ai amour de ce thread.

[Anti Federalist]

Get to work...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJP4fKvcqtMWQKeH-75AZeUfjNPF5wrLxk8tAkL9qnyf-Hw_owiQ

[phill4paul]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/603017_411843282240519_2121773613_n.jpg

[Lucille]

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/131732.html


You know not all is lost when reverence for the occupiers of the White House is entirely shunned in favor of disdain for the dictator via symbolic fun. According to Breitbart, the White House released a photo of Obama skeet shooting at Camp David, with a stern warning:


"This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House."

What ensued is this hilarious cascade of photo ops. And here's an entire website dedicated to the best 'shop' of Obama skeet shooting.

A few of my faves:

http://freedomfeens.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Obamas-shotgun-Greenscreen-300x199.jpg

http://masermedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/alpha-nine.jpg

http://masermedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sad-hill-four.png

[kathy88]

OMG the one of him in front of the green screen is TOO DAMN FUNNY.

[shane77m]

http://i.imgur.com/L2jAM8o.gif

[angelatc]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/603017_411843282240519_2121773613_n.jpg


Dying - someone should find the opening to Beverly HIllbillies - this has loads of potential. The Jeb shootin-at-some food pose is about the same, and there's certainly a bubblin' crude joke gif that needs to be made

[Lucille]

http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2013-02-02/president-shoots


The following is a picture of a person who has not shot skeet before. This person doesn't know how to hold the gun properly. This person is going to get a big recoil in the arm that will hurt. No one has bothered to show this person how to hold a gun. This person has not been taught how to position the body to make a successful shot. This person has no chance of hitting a moving target. This person is not wearing the proper clothing for a skeet range (padded vest that has pockets for 25 shells). This person is pretending to shoot skeet. This is a photo-op:

http://brucekrasting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-8.jpg

http://brucekrasting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/NYT-300x174.png

The picture that the White House has offered up as "proof" that the president is a shooter is "fluff". This is an effort to spin things so that O looks like he is not an extremist on guns. The fact is, this picture tells us nothing, other than Obama is faking it. The WH picture is not of a guy who shoots skeet, it's a picture of a guy who likes to spin images.

[presence]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/603017_411843282240519_2121773613_n.jpg

Dying - someone should find the opening to Beverly HIllbillies - this has loads of potential. The Jeb shootin-at-some food pose is about the same, and there's certainly a bubblin' crude joke gif that needs to be made






Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.


Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality

Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/beverlyhillbillieslyrics.html


http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34274124.jpg

http://memegenerator.net/Presidential-Hillbilly

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SxsH_bCHDcw/Tl74NNAFwNI/AAAAAAAAAvA/9ahY66tl7ag/s1600/Beverly+Hillbillies+-+Jed+shoots+rifle.jpeg

[Czolgosz]

What better way is there to spread your propoganda then to tell people don't photoshop this. lol

[kathy88]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/492/005/ea0.jpg

[osan]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/603017_411843282240519_2121773613_n.jpg

Imbecile! I almost blasted tea all over this laptop.

Sometimes I really hate you.

[kathy88]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrIS7UZG9vhmh-2cclc-IvSpiHwuv2nnnKRRHSRlrX797_eW66

[kathy88]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/492/102/832.jpg

[angelatc]

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/beverlyhillbillieslyrics.html


http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34274124.jpg

http://memegenerator.net/Presidential-Hillbilly

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SxsH_bCHDcw/Tl74NNAFwNI/AAAAAAAAAvA/9ahY66tl7ag/s1600/Beverly+Hillbillies+-+Jed+shoots+rifle.jpeg


Yes! That's the picture. Gotta put Obama's face in that, or Jed's hat on Obama.

[kathy88]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/492/314/9b1.jpg

[kathy88]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/491/981/057.png

[kathy88]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/492/103/ebc.jpg

[kathy88]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/03/article-0-1751DD03000005DC-111_634x624.jpg

[osan]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrIS7UZG9vhmh-2cclc-IvSpiHwuv2nnnKRRHSRlrX797_eW66

Holy shit.

[jlaker]

http://i.imgur.com/90YDdm2.jpg

^ This is my favorite!!!

[angelatc]

https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/y4/r/-PAXP-deijE.gifhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCMcLQxCAAAjLdu.jpg:large

[angelatc]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/601516_10151343274832740_2101358194_n.jpg

[Lucille]

http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff499/redmder/FR/obama-skeet_scissors_zps89969960.jpg

For reference: http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?403035-Homeland-Security-has-advice-for-confronting-mass-murders-scissors

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Obama-skeet-shooting-fraud.jpg

http://patdollard.com/2013/02/obama-skeet-shooting-fraud-proven/

[rprprs]

https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/y4/r/-PAXP-deijE.gifhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCMcLQxCAAAjLdu.jpg:largeOMG. Too funny!

[angelatc]

For reference: http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?403035-Homeland-Security-has-advice-for-confronting-mass-murders-scissors

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Obama-skeet-shooting-fraud.jpg

http://patdollard.com/2013/02/obama-skeet-shooting-fraud-proven/


Isn't it possible he played golf in the morning, then shot skeet that afternoon?

[rprprs]

Isn't it possible he played golf in the morning, then shot skeet that afternoon?

Yes, with only a short break at lunchtime to sign off on a drone strike.

[tangent4ronpaul]

https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/y4/r/-PAXP-deijE.gifhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCMcLQxCAAAjLdu.jpg:large

ROTGLMAO!!!!

+rep

THREAD WINNER!!!!

-t

[Origanalist]

http://freedomfeens.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Obamas-shotgun-Drones-cant-reach-300x221.jpg

[Origanalist]

http://freedomfeens.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Dont-photoshop-me-300x300.jpg

[tangent4ronpaul]

OK - I think Barry has been seriously BITCH SLAPPED enough! - will he get the message?

My guess - no...

-t

[Philhelm]

OK - I think Barry has been seriously BITCH SLAPPED enough! - will he get the message?

My guess - no...

-t

This thread should never end.

[phill4paul]

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/540548_444678482272778_1534959498_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/602980_206831246121981_1274381212_n.jpg

[Occam's Banana]

This thread should never end.

Agreed. This thread is full of win.

[Lucille]

A few more via Claire Wolfe (http://www.backwoodshome.com/blogs/ClaireWolfe/2013/02/03/obama-the-gun-guy/):

http://www.bussjaeger.org/how-load-skeet.jpg

http://www.bussjaeger.org/bo-skeet.jpg

These are too big:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/778801_599053012188_1943178873_o.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QW205TW.jpg

[devil21]

Isn't it possible he played golf in the morning, then shot skeet that afternoon?

Not many quiet skeet ranges.

Yall are doing great with the pics but man I can't read this stuff without Lil Jon singing in my head "Awww skeet skeet mothafucka! Awww skeet skeet goddam."

[osan]

http://i.imgur.com/90YDdm2.jpg

Needs caption:

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34283305.jpg

[angelatc]

Yes, with only a short break at lunchtime to sign off on a drone strike.

He probably handles those with an email auto-responder in the affirmative.

[angelatc]

Not many quiet skeet ranges.

Yall are doing great with the pics but man I can't read this stuff without Lil Jon signing in my head "Awww skeet skeet mothafucka! Awww skeet skeet goddam."

He was shooting at Camp David. He has a private range there.

[devil21]

He was shooting at Camp David. He has a private range there.

Operative word was "quiet".

[Anti Federalist]

I concur, this thread is full of win.

[pcosmar]

I concur, this thread is full of win.

White House Warns:

and the crowd goes wild.

:D

[shane77m]

Everyone posting images in this thread is definitely on the list now.

[KingRobbStark]

When i get home, I'm going to start +reping everyone on this thread.

[Anti Federalist]

Best of Contest.

http://masermedia.org/contest-best-shop-of-obama-shooting-skeet/

[Anti Federalist]

http://masermedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/gum-two.jpg

[devil21]

Best of Contest.

http://masermedia.org/contest-best-shop-of-obama-shooting-skeet/

Oh god no! I can't look.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet

[Natural Citizen]

Ah, man. I was hoping to see that lady with the papers shushing everyoone on one of these. I don't use that kind of software for anything so I'm no good.

[fr33]

Ah, man. I was hoping to see that lady with the papers shushing everyoone on one of these. I don't use that kind of software for anything so I'm no good.Good idea... But that might make some of us like Obama for a moment. :o

[seapilot]

The photo was staged, which most here probably already knew...


It's a message. Why is no one picking up on this?

The guy who handed him the shotgun is a shooter. Obama is not. The guy who handed him the shotgun wanted the world to know this was a setup. So he put in only one choke because that's something no skeet shooter would ever do, and Obama and his handlers aren't smart enough to know that.

It's a coded message thrown over the PTB-wall from a shooter to other shooters. He's telling you the picture was just a photo-op, totally fake. Not photoshop, just a Potemkin village situation.

Two chokes in two barrels. Obama has only one in the photo. (smoking gun?) sorry could not resist the pun.



http://images1.backpage.com/imager/u/large/58048509/IMG_0405.jpg

[pcosmar]

Missed that.. Not a shotgunner.

I noticed that he obviously did not know how to hold it,, but missed that detail.

Smoking gun indeed.

[NorfolkPCSolutions]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/492/005/ea0.jpg

If you did this, you are a goddess of funny, and I love you. If you found it elsewhere and posted it here, I love you. My spleen, which is now quivering on the living room rug, does not love you; as I laughed so hard that it came loose and was launched from my nose

[NorfolkPCSolutions]

Oh god no! I can't look.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet

LOOK AT IT AND MARVEL IT IS DELICIOUS WIN YOU MUST VIEW IT



1. (http://skeet.urbanup.com/934135)
skeet
29008 up (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet#), 7371 down (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet#)



"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

[NorfolkPCSolutions]

http://masermedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dis-sub-three.png

For those of us who hate Windows/are too broke to pay $3,854,345,267,753.65 for Photoshop with all the filters and tools, go here

http://www.gimp.org/

To learn how to use it, go here

http://www.gimp.org/tutorials/

Or, just google "how do I XXX with gimp?"

[Anti Federalist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SELpTIy5CSM

[Anti Federalist]

Needs the "Y U No" Guy and "Joan the Silencer".



http://masermedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dis-sub-three.png

For those of us who hate Windows/are too broke to pay $3,854,345,267,753.65 for Photoshop with all the filters and tools, go here

http://www.gimp.org/

To learn how to use it, go here

http://www.gimp.org/tutorials/

Or, just google "how do I XXX with gimp?"

[osan]

LOOK AT IT AND MARVEL IT IS DELICIOUS WIN YOU MUST VIEW IT



1. (http://skeet.urbanup.com/934135)
skeet
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"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."





Actually, it is rather heartwarming to think that stupid people are endeavoring to limit their numbers.

It really is quite considerate of them.

[jdmyprez_deo_vindice]

Has anyone enlarged the photo to show what time/date it says on his watch?

[pcosmar]

Has anyone enlarged the photo to show what time/date it says on his watch?

Well, it is not winter at Camp David in that pic.
No telling when or where it was staged.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_ZZ4DlqTewo/TuuWrdmEKDI/AAAAAAAAAg8/lLDClJ1W8aw/s1600/winter-camp-david.jpg

[Tpoints]

zOMFG! the fact they didn't issue this warning to the birth certificate release is SMOKING GUN PROOF they released a fake one and the know it! *obligatory wink in compliance with Poe's law* :D

[angelatc]

Operative word was "quiet".

Oh I get it now. But I think a day off the campaign trail is quiet by nature, although not necessarily by decibel level. I don't think this is a smoking gun, but the guy apparently changes clothes more often than a Ken doll.

[angelatc]

Well, it is not winter at Camp David in that pic.
No telling when or where it was staged.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_ZZ4DlqTewo/TuuWrdmEKDI/AAAAAAAAAg8/lLDClJ1W8aw/s1600/winter-camp-david.jpg

It is dated August, so it wouldn't be winter.

[pcosmar]

It is dated August, so it wouldn't be winter.

OK,,Assuming that is not been doctored too,,

What was this obviously staged pic of a Non-Skeet shooter shooting skeet for?

and remember it was released,, (with the attention grabbing "Don't Manipulate") right behind a very obvious fake pic of Obama with a shotgun.

http://blurbrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Obama-shotgun-hoax.jpg

[presence]

[QUOTE=pcosmar;4854676] (with the attention grabbing "Don't Manipulate")
[QUOTE]

Its on EVERY PICTURE on the Whitehouse Flicker Page

http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/

This picture just went viral because its so fun to manipulate in light of the standard Whitehouse disclaimer.

[pcosmar]

Its on EVERY PICTURE on the Whitehouse Flicker Page

http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/
This picture just went viral because its so fun to manipulate in light of the standard Whitehouse disclaimer.
OK, I don't check the White House Flickr page. Never have and have no interest really.

But still curious,, Why stage a shooting Photo op? regardless of when.. WHY?

So that 6 months later he can make a statement? "I shoot skeet all the time".

WTF?

[VBRonPaulFan]

i thought this one was hilarious

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/486750_493990193970186_1995115035_n.jpg

[Lucille]

That little chick cracks me up every time.

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/thumb/19114

http://www.theburningplatform.com/?p=48572

http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/skeet/Obama_Skeet_8.jpg

http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/skeet/Obama_Skeet_15.jpg

http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/skeet/Obama_Skeet_18.jpg

[NorfolkPCSolutions]

Elian Gonzalez pic left me apopleptic and quivering on the floor - the LOL part of my brain just broke

Edit: I love how the proportion of the transparency is all fucked up, and makes Barry look like a midget (MIDGET!!!).

[JK/SEA]

Everyone posting images in this thread is definitely on the list now.

everyone just clicking into this thread AND laughing are on the list now...

[loveableteddybear]

That little chick cracks me up every time.

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/thumb/19114

http://www.theburningplatform.com/?p=48572

http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/skeet/Obama_Skeet_8.jpg

http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/skeet/Obama_Skeet_15.jpg

http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/skeet/Obama_Skeet_18.jpg

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[FindLiberty]

REPORTED.

No visual disrespect shall be tolerated since it's not in the US Constitution
as an enumerated right, within the short list, you know, the bill of rights! :eek:

There you have it, just like separation of church and state. Can't Photoshop
that either 'cause of the same reason. :rolleyes:

Photoshop, It's got what Libertarians crave...

[Lucille]

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8054/8442847629_bea3a339c2_b.jpg

[badger4RP]

OC? nice...

http://i1077.photobucket.com/albums/w465/newbitech/obama_vs_pacman.gif

[mac_hine]

http://i.imgur.com/TjwyjPm.gif
http://i.imgur.com/Dtayshz.gif
http://i.imgur.com/Smxi8xB.gif
http://i.imgur.com/RH5p219.gif

[Barrex]

You guuuuyssssss ;)

[Anti Federalist]

Elian Gonzalez pic left me apopleptic and quivering on the floor - the LOL part of my brain just broke

Edit: I love how the proportion of the transparency is all fucked up, and makes Barry look like a midget (MIDGET!!!).

Oh yeah


http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/various_uploads/skeet/Obama_Skeet_18.jpg

[anaconda]

Is the White House the friggin' Kremlin now? P.S. I'm gonna guess that Soetoro never fired a gun before becoming President, and possibly never before that photo session.

[jkr]

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