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green73
01-28-2013, 03:30 PM
The University of Minnesota - Twin Cities (UMTC) is set to hold an event this spring designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve more and greater orgasms.

A promotional poster for the event says it is all about "sexuality and pleasure."

The university’s official online description of the event entitled, “The Female Orgasm,” describes it as open to both male and female students.

“Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot,” reads the description posted on the school’s official events calendar.

“Whether you want to learn how to have your first orgasm, how to have better ones, or how to help you girlfriend, Kate and Marshall cover it all…” it adds.

“Are you coming?” it asks.

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http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=4590

jbauer
01-28-2013, 03:34 PM
Just another time when government is trying to do everythign for you.

Danke
01-28-2013, 03:39 PM
That's close-by...:toady:

Confederate
01-28-2013, 03:58 PM
That's close-by...:toady:

I thought you were the keynote speaker.

angelatc
01-28-2013, 04:18 PM
I thought maybe Scott Brown was going on some tour now that his Congressional career is over.

Origanalist
01-28-2013, 04:22 PM
Coming soon to a middle school near you.....

jdmyprez_deo_vindice
01-28-2013, 04:24 PM
1725

dannno
01-28-2013, 04:26 PM
It's called, "The Vagina Monologues" and it has been out for a very long time.

coastie
01-28-2013, 04:37 PM
Coming soon to a middle school near you.....



This was about a symposium geared towards ADULTS at a COLLEGE, not a high school, and most certainly not middle school. The mental gymnastics you perform with that statement are worthy of the Special Olympics.

Origanalist
01-28-2013, 04:48 PM
This was about a symposium geared towards ADULTS at a COLLEGE, not a high school, and most certainly not middle school. The mental gymnastics you perform with that statement are worthy of the Special Olympics.

Sarcasm meter?

MRK
01-28-2013, 04:59 PM
What's funny about this is that I am a proven expert in the field, and have a rather large dataset to prove it. I also have been tested multiple times for clean results to prove that the data was collected responsibly.

american.swan
01-28-2013, 05:02 PM
Now if only the hilarious creative comedy of these comments could win liberty the white house.

LibForestPaul
01-28-2013, 06:21 PM
This was about a symposium geared towards ADULTS at a COLLEGE, not a high school, and most certainly not middle school. The mental gymnastics you perform with that statement are worthy of the Special Olympics.
What would be wrong to have this in a high school?

Occam's Banana
01-28-2013, 06:22 PM
Sarcasm meter?

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ384IPeGLLaJs9yKjhSs7PKAetsg50e kJpgfya7atiHBp2Dewt

Danke
01-28-2013, 06:25 PM
Sarcasm meter?

I didn't think it was sarcasm after experiencing Sex Education in middle school. I think it is a real future possibility.

Matt Collins
01-28-2013, 06:34 PM
When I was in Minnesota last year....nevermind...

Confederate
01-28-2013, 06:38 PM
When I was in Minnesota last year....nevermind...

You experienced shrinkage due to cold?

Danke
01-28-2013, 06:38 PM
When I was in Minnesota last year....nevermind...

One of the reasons they came up with the need for such a course.

Origanalist
01-28-2013, 06:40 PM
One of the reasons they came up with the need for such a course.

lol

Origanalist
01-28-2013, 06:42 PM
I'm thinking this is going to spread like, well, like crazy. Ya, that's it. And they are going to need some new instructors to carry the load so to speak.

dannno
01-28-2013, 06:43 PM
What would be wrong to have this in a high school?

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/im-out-justin-bieber.jpg

heavenlyboy34
01-28-2013, 06:47 PM
One of the reasons they came up with the need for such a course.
http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/756/555/555756.jpg

coastie
01-28-2013, 06:47 PM
Sarcasm meter?


Its out for repair. Apologies if I misread you.

angelatc
01-28-2013, 07:31 PM
Coming soon to a middle school near you.....

http://www.dailycampus.com/focus/female-orgasm-gets-students-excited-1.2601982#.UQclwR27OSo


Solot and Miller talked about how in middle and high school, there isn't always proper instruction regarding sex education and masturbation. They stressed the point that it is okay for members of both genders to masturbate. They also criticized magazines such as Cosmopolitan and Esquire for providing misleading information about how to get an orgasm.

I think it's sad, and I'm helpless against it, but the younger generations don't even realize how badly they're already damaged. And the liberals aren't finished.

Origanalist
01-28-2013, 07:33 PM
http://www.dailycampus.com/focus/female-orgasm-gets-students-excited-1.2601982#.UQclwR27OSo



I think it's sad, and I'm helpless against it, but the younger generations don't even realize how badly they're already damaged. And the liberals aren't finished.

Ugh, well, I WAS being sarcastic. Should have known better.

tangent4ronpaul
01-28-2013, 07:53 PM
So does this seminar have a lab?
and what's the registration deadline for UMTC anyway?

:D

-t

Philhelm
01-28-2013, 08:30 PM
You experienced shrinkage due to cold?

It...shrinks?

Matt Collins
01-28-2013, 08:35 PM
Dinkytown is a fun place to party

XTreat
01-29-2013, 06:13 AM
I don't see a problem with this other than if they are using public money.

Confederate
01-29-2013, 06:26 AM
It...shrinks?

Actually I don't know if shrinkage is physically possible on Collins.