A new political map using five crayons instead of two

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

I am trying to upload a new political map that I've drawn dividing our Democratic Republic into five parts.

These are:

Red: Racist states
Black: Coward states
Green: Whore states
Brown: Militant states
Yellow: Insane states

I am going to use this new map when confronting the media. In the meantime, I'm still trying to figure out how to upload it.

[cajuncocoa]

Wow...I wonder which one mine will be. :rolleyes:

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Wow...I wonder which one mine will be. :rolleyes:

Your state will at least be absolutely pathetic. Now some states are combinations of coward, whore and insane states like California. But California is pretty in that it actually has an environment unlike the racist state of Texas which doesn't have much of one. Well, at least there isn't any environment to speak of in and around the flat city of Houston. But the area does have lots of jobs instead. According to an expert poll that I took including all people in every state, such states as the likes of New York and Massachusetts should be considered cock sucker states, but it bothers my conscience using that expression.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/46/newpoliticalmap.png/

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Bump . . .
You may download this new political map I drew if you desire. Remember, while some of the people in the militant state of Denver might be peaceful, likewise, some of the people living within the whore state of Nebraska of the Midwestern breadbasket might be normal.

http://imageshack.us/v_images.php

[VoluntaryAmerican]

I don't see any map uncle.

[Keith and stuff]

To upload the file go to 1 of these sites and post the map.
http://tinypic.com/
http://imageshack.us/

[cajuncocoa]

I don't see any map uncle.
http://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/715/newpoliticalmap.jpg

[Keith and stuff]

http://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/715/newpoliticalmap.jpg
Red: Racist states
Black: Coward states
Green: Whore states
Brown: Militant states
Yellow: Insane states

AK is a massive welfare state. Maybe WV also.

[oyarde]

Your state will at least be absolutely pathetic. Now some states are combinations of coward, whore and insane states like California. But California is pretty in that it actually has an environment unlike the racist state of Texas which doesn't have much of one. Well, at least there isn't any environment to speak of in and around the flat city of Houston. But the area does have lots of jobs instead. According to an expert poll that I took including all people in every state, such states as the likes of New York and Massachusetts should be considered cock sucker states, but it bothers my conscience using that expression.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/46/newpoliticalmap.png/ You have my permission to label NYC as sucker.

[oyarde]

I still think I can go county by county with two crayons , one color of crayon , salvagable , other, off the deep end .....

[A Son of Liberty]

Shouldn't the coward states be yeller?

[Anti-Neocon]

I really don't get this map at all. I thought we were supposed to look at people more as individuals, and saying that Texas is a racist state isn't any more fair than saying black people are lazy.

Also, what the hell is a "whore state"? I don't think there's a whole lot of whores (or people in general) in your self-proclaimed whore states.

[Tpoints]

I'm still trying to figure out how to upload it.

use MS paint, or GIMP to draw your map. just google and download any free US map and color with your computer.

[shane77m]

All states need to have a touch of red in them.

[fisharmor]

Virginia is definitely green and brown. There's so much MIC here that it qualifies as both a whore and militant.
Color it camouflage.... that seems appropriate.


All northern states need to have a touch of red in them.

FIFY

[whippoorwill]

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Ha it worked!

[MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2]

Your state will at least be absolutely pathetic.


lol

I'm not sure FL should be red... it's quite a bit different culturally than other southern states. Parts of it should be yellow, imo.




These are:

Red: Racist states
Black: Coward states
Green: Whore states
Brown: Militant states
Yellow: Insane states

I am going to use this new map when confronting the media.


Can you expand your definitions on those?

[Petar]

http://i.imgur.com/EgqPiX0.jpg?1

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

I really don't get this map at all. I thought we were supposed to look at people more as individuals, and saying that Texas is a racist state isn't any more fair than saying black people are lazy.

Also, what the hell is a "whore state"? I don't think there's a whole lot of whores (or people in general) in your self-proclaimed whore states.

In making my determinations, which were't easy, I tried thinking like the wind swooshing around in every direction just as those who work in our media corporations do. When determining what should be a whore state, I thought about all those young naive daughters raised up on Midwestern farms and the way many of them are still being enticed away even today towards New York City with huge dreams of becoming successful. More than not, lots of these women end up as drug addicted prostitutes working for a pimp.
So that is one level.
Another level is the way this area, with it being the nation's bread basket and heartland, is fast becoming a loyalist whore stronghold for the northeast, a region I have labeled coward. I label this area as coward because this is where the false economy of counterfeit is based with it having been set up to steal from the more productive areas where people still have to work for a living and then taking that hard earned money to reward those partaking in the workings of inequity like banking.
Of course, the racism going on in Texas is both self evident and unalienable as the people living down there are mostly farmers who eat lots of corn. These simple folks tend to live in small perverse towns the likes which are fundamentalistic in their worshiping and incestual in their inbred natures. Unfortunately, the corn they eat in Texas tends to be devoid of the necessary nutrients needed to be a good staple which, because of its lack of nutrients, causes people to suffer from a schizophrenic disposition towards hatred, bigotry, and out and out racism.
Strangely, as not all Muslims are terrorists but most terrorists are Muslims, much to the contrary, all people in the south are racists.
All people in the south being racist and all, it isn't that the people living out west are all crazy, which they are, but many would go on further to classify those actors living in and around Hollywood as actual living cock suckers. But on another level, I call these people insane because they don't matter, politically speaking. So, when someone in Washington refers to a peon out west as a cock sucker, they really just mean that the elections are always over before they get to vote on anything. Therefore, one should consider all those living out west as insane and they are.
The militant people in the Mountain states are too stupid to be racists and too ugly to be whores, so I decided to call these angry mountain men militant terrorists instead. This is so even though most aren't as bad as a New York tourist. First off, it is just about impossible to go anywhere in this wasteland of mountains without stepping on government land as those Federal bastards own just about everything in this area with another good reason for them remaining a perpetual state of pissed off.
This is just some of the reasons why I made my determinations which, even though I didn't put much thought into it, was still a lot more thoughtful than all that shallow red and blue, hot-pink liberal versus baby-blue conservative crap the media dreamt up.

[Carehn]

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Ha it worked!

OMG. +Rep for creative and true.

[heavenlyboy34]

In making my determinations, which were't easy, I tried thinking like the wind swooshing around in every direction just as those who work in our media corporations do. When determining what should be a whore state, I thought about all those young naive daughters raised up on Midwestern farms and the way many of them are still being enticed away even today towards New York City with huge dreams of becoming successful. More than not, lots of these women end up as drug addicted prostitutes working for a pimp.
So that is one level.
Another level is the way this area, with it being the nation's bread basket and heartland, is fast becoming a loyalist whore stronghold for the northeast, a region I have labeled coward. I label this area as coward because this is where the false economy of counterfeit is based with it having been set up to steal from the more productive areas where people still have to work for a living and then taking that hard earned money to reward those partaking in the workings of inequity like banking.
Of course, the racism going on in Texas is both self evident and unalienable as the people living down there are mostly farmers who eat lots of corn. These simple folks tend to live in small perverse towns the likes which are fundamentalistic in their worshiping and incestual in their inbred natures. Unfortunately, the corn they eat in Texas tends to be devoid of the necessary nutrients needed to be a good staple which, because of its lack of nutrients, causes people to suffer from a schizophrenic disposition towards hatred, bigotry, and out and out racism.
Strangely, as not all Muslims are terrorists but most terrorists are Muslims, much to the contrary, all people in the south are racists.
All people in the south being racist and all, it isn't that the people living out west are all crazy, which they are, but many would go on further to classify those actors living in and around Hollywood as actual living cock suckers. But on another level, I call these people insane because they don't matter, politically speaking. So, when someone in Washington refers to a peon out west as a cock sucker, they really just mean that the elections are always over before they get to vote on anything. Therefore, one should consider all those living out west as insane and they are.
The militant people in the Mountain states are too stupid to be racists and too ugly to be whores, so I decided to call these angry mountain men militant terrorists instead. This is so even though most aren't as bad as a New York tourist. First off, it is just about impossible to go anywhere in this wasteland of mountains without stepping on government land as those Federal bastards own just about everything in this area with another good reason for them remaining a perpetual state of pissed off.
This is just some of the reasons why I made my determinations which, even though I didn't put much thought into it, was still a lot more thoughtful than all that shallow red and blue, hot-pink liberal versus baby-blue conservative crap the media dreamt up.
As a resident of a mountain state, I assure you your stereotype is incorrect.

[Keith and stuff]

He is just a crazy person. I'm sure much of what he says is incorrect. I doubt that ever needs to be pointed out, though :toady:

[oyarde]

The only time Democrats attempt to be honest is when they are openly extorting money from the productive , for the " children". I love children, but if I listened to the Dems for 1 hour a day, I would realize they are evil and must be exterminated .... Oh, wait .... One reason among many Dem math is fail .They want to tax the fuck out of everyone, but want to kill them first . This is a sign of serious retardation, probably, without cure. May be , the only way to save " children " is if adult liberals euthanize themselves ......

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Shouldn't the coward states be yeller?

I'm trying my best to keep from personally offending anyone by way of offending everyone equally. In other words, I bet there are at least 35,000 people in the state of New York with some courage. 3000 in Massachusetts. 6 in Maine.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

As a resident of a mountain state, I assure you your stereotype is incorrect.

If you weren't already doing it as a resident of a mountain state, I'd tell you to go do it. And I'm not just saying this.

[Aeroneous]

The militant people in the Mountain states are too stupid to be racists

You definitely got Kansas wrong. But anyway, this part of your post caught my eye. Are you suggesting that being racist is intelligent?

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

He is just a crazy person. I'm sure much of what he says is incorrect. I doubt that ever needs to be pointed out, though :toady:

As I live in Texas, I am not insane. According to Puritan literature and the flow of editing, that would make me a member of a racist state. But I feel the need to qualify that I am not a racist as I once owned a black Labrador Retriever (Indeed, I am a sophisticant).

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

You definitely got Kansas wrong. But anyway, this part of your post caught my eye. Are you suggesting that being racist is intelligent?

Huh? No way. There is just something similar in being a racist, a militant, a coward, a whore, and insane. Well, I guess you could leave out the whore.

[helmuth_hubener]

Stream of consciousness satire. I can appreciate it. But your stream is a little too weird for me, Uncle.

[Origanalist]

Stream of consciousness satire. I can appreciate it. But your stream is a little too weird for me, Uncle.

I dunno, I laughed my ass off.

[Occam's Banana]

I dunno, I laughed my ass off.

Methinks Uncle E.W. is venturing into Fire11 territory ...

[oyarde]

I am enjoying it , I want a map up , by county for the last 16 yrs of elections that I can color on . I will go with , worthless pussy counties , and counties thet it is possible they could be smacked into reality.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

http://i.imgur.com/EgqPiX0.jpg?1

A picture says a thousand words. Looking at this child, I first thought that perhaps she worked for the media, but then was perplexed as she has more than two colors in her hands. I then, after looking at her face, thought that perhaps she was a colored child, but I really can't tell. She is no novice indeed as I've also found slobbering on my crayons to be an excellent way of keeping them from drying out. I can already tell, from the little she already knows, how stupid she thinks the world has become. I figure she is probably busy figuring out a whole other political map different from mine using only three colors. Not wanting to offend the child in the least, this goes to prove that the model used by the media is less than child's play. Unlike those who work in the media, this child is her very own editor! Indeed, she has no other agenda than to control the means of production! That big daddy is my man, mommy! Give him up now! This means war! You shout at me "No!" and I will shout back at you "No!". Look what I wrote mommy! It says "Don't just impeach the bastard!" Hell no, mommy! For exposing his ding a ling, President Clinton was impeached! We want to prosecute the bastard and then ban him from ever serving in office again! Peace out.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

I am enjoying it , I want a map up , by county for the last 16 yrs of elections that I can color on . I will go with , worthless pussy counties , and counties thet it is possible they could be smacked into reality.

Believe it or not, in Texas we have sovereign cities. In Houston, they never think about Dallas. Up in Dallas, likewise, Houston doesn't exist. People in San Antonio just love San Antonio. Austin considers itself to be the best place to live in the state. Outside the state? Nothing. Save for a lot of barbarians and savages, there is nothing outside of the state of Texas. The city of El Paso considers itself to be a part of the west because the Pacific ocean is closer than the Gulf of Mexico. There is that phenomenon down here where people in Houston will sit around sipping coffee unconsciously trying to convince people that they are really up in Dallas; meanwhile, up in Dallas they do the same pretending that they are really up in New York City; meanwhile, in New York City they do the same pretending to be in Paris. Finally, in Paris, they just act like the bastards they are.