Working out the problem with red and blue, black and white crayons

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

A precious child recently wrote president Obama asking him why the world couldn't be a place where only army men and police officers have guns and a place where it could be possible for those people who needed to do stuff like hunting to have the guns provided for them on a temporary basis. Of course, then the infomercialized media made out as if the idea wasn't childish at all.
Indeed, in a blue and red, black and white world, nothing should be considered childish.
To understand what I'm saying, fetch yourself a piece of paper and one each of a blue, red, and black crayon. A white one won't be necessary unless you are planning to scribble on a black sheet of paper. By reducing the bad guys to the colors represented by white and red and the good guys to those of black and blue, the infomercialists in the media have us all hating each other right now. Indeed, they have managed to take a tragedy that happened up in Connecticut and blow it up and twist it around to the extent that the Puritan north has her naughty finger pointing at the racist south.
In response, the south views the black and blue northern states as cowards. Well, they do seem to have contempt for the U.S. Constitution. They do seem unwilling to adequately protect our borders. Not just that, but they then threaten to violate the second amendment to infringe on our right to bear arms to defend ourselves. Likewise, the north also seems to be a prime motherland for the advancement of socialism, and for those kinds of destabilizing individuals who work within the media and within the book publishing companies.
In order to disarm the people, the cowards will need to dismember our organizations first. They will achieve this by finishing dividing the people up into black and white, into north and south, and into red and blue.
Think about it. Probably more black Americans have given up their guns to tyranny than any other people as those easiest to provoke into rioting are going to be the easiest ones to take guns away from. Why doesn't president Obama encourage all African Americans to give up their guns? Wouldn't that help solve most of the problems with blacks shooting blacks? Even though lots of white people do die from guns, I would think most of those who do so are African American and Hispanics.
Perhaps president Obama needs to hire children to serve in his cabinet?
You know, sometimes we can all become disillusioned when songs are put to music.

"Greatest Love Of All"

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

Everybody's searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone who fulfilled my needs
A lonely place to be
And so I learned to depend on me

[Chorus:]
I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I'll live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

[Chorus]

And if, by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in love

Indeed, life can sometimes be a childish place of red and blue, and black and white, beloved forum members. But sometimes life is more than just that. Sometimes people will run down Lime Street in drag, will snort cocaine, will cut off the heads of South Vietnamese villagers to stick them on stakes, will have threesomes in the back of limousines, and, finally, will shoot up elementary schools.

[Anti Federalist]

why the world couldn't be a place where only army men and police officers have guns

For the most part, that is the world we have:

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[Petar]

Uncle Emanuel Watkins is going to be your speech-writer when you are a very successful politician one day.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Uncle Emanuel Watkins is going to be your speech-writer when you are a very successful politician one day.

I don't operate on the level of the electoral process, but on a more substantial level of the American Movement which is the true process that best benefits the disadvantaged majority.
In regards to crayons, I've been thinking about creating a new political map utilizing a total of five crayons instead of the two of blue and red. This new map will depict a southern region of racists, a northeast region of cowards, a mountain state region of militants, a western region of sodomists, and a midwestern region of whores. Let me list them all below:

Southern states of racists (red): Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, Florida, West Virginia, South Carolina, North Carolina, West Virginia, Kentucky.
Northeast states of cowards (blue): New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Maine, Delaware, Vermont, Massachusetts.
Mountain states of militants (brown): Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Nevada.
Western states of sodomists (yellow): California, Oregon, Washington, Alaska, Hawaii.
Midwestern states of whores (green): Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Kansas, Missouri, Iowa, Michigan, Indiana, Ohio.

If you feel that your state has been misrepresented here, please don't worry about it. The main point in this new political map I've created is to depict the whole nation equally as a bastion of dumb asses.

[cjm]

Shouldn't yellow be used for cowards?

[paulbot24]

Arizona - "Yeah, and why do I have to be brown? Brown makes me sound like the state of shit." (Reservoir Dogs reference) I think this is an interesting idea especially the bastion of dumbasses part.:D Isn't it incredible that you can drive for just one day, within the same country in fact, and encounter entirely different "types" of societies? Yet America not only believes in blanketing federal laws over local and state rights, it has the arrogance to actually believe it knows what is best for international populations it doesn't even fully understand.

[libertygrl]

I don't operate on the level of the electoral process, but on a more substantial level of the American Movement which is the true process that best benefits the disadvantaged majority.
In regards to crayons, I've been thinking about creating a new political map utilizing a total of five crayons instead of the two of blue and red. This new map will depict a southern region of racists, a northeast region of cowards, a mountain state region of militants, a western region of sodomists, and a midwestern region of whores. Let me list them all below:

Southern states of racists (red): Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, Florida, West Virginia, South Carolina, North Carolina, West Virginia, Kentucky.
Northeast states of cowards (blue): New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Maine, Delaware, Vermont, Massachusetts.
Mountain states of militants (brown): Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Nevada.
Western states of sodomists (yellow): California, Oregon, Washington, Alaska, Hawaii.
Midwestern states of whores (green): Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Kansas, Missouri, Iowa, Michigan, Indiana, Ohio.

If you feel that your state has been misrepresented here, please don't worry about it. The main point in this new political map I've created is to depict the whole nation equally as a bastion of dumb asses.

Geesh...compared to whores, sodomists and racists maybe coward isn't so bad! LOL. But I wouldn't label New Yorkers as cowards. Especially after having to deal with 9-11, devastating hurricanes, etc. I didn't see too many cowards on those occassions. I think the more suitable description would be CLUELESS. At least that's been my experience. LOL. But there are groups out here trying to change all that. Rome wasn't built in day you know! ;)

[Anti Federalist]

Arizona - "Yeah, and why do I have to be brown? Brown makes me sound like the state of shit." (Reservoir Dogs reference) I think this is an interesting idea especially the bastion of dumbasses part.:D Isn't it incredible that you can drive for just one day, within the same country in fact, and encounter entirely different "types" of societies? Yet America not only believes in blanketing federal laws over local and state rights, it has the arrogance to actually believe it knows what is best for international populations it doesn't even fully understand.

All you guys can't be Mr. Black.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Geesh...compared to whores, sodomists and racists maybe coward isn't so bad! LOL. But I wouldn't label New Yorkers as cowards. Especially after having to deal with 9-11, devastating hurricanes, etc. I didn't see too many cowards on those occassions. I think the more suitable description would be CLUELESS. At least that's been my experience. LOL. But there are groups out here trying to change all that. Rome wasn't built in day you know! ;)

Ahem . . . ahem ahem ahem . . . excuse me. Ahem . . . would you be referring to that super storm Sandy thing that we racists down here in the south call a typical hurricane? See, in our hurricanes are tornadoes. Try imagining a swirling wind swirling around within a swirling wind? Try imagining a storm dumping 90 inches on a golf course? And we don't get snow down here with our hurricanes, but soft ball sized hail.
Though I am sympathetic, you are complicating matters. To understand the level of today's media, one has to reduce themselves all the way back to kindergarten. Indeed, not everyone in the south is racist. Likewise not all Arabs are terrorists. Similarly, not all northerners are cowards. But most of the racists are southerners, the terrorists Arabs, and the cowards northerners. Therefore, we have to wear the label.
By taking on these new pathetic identities, we can shed the old ways in which the media has portrayed us. Eventually we can all reach a middle ground as cowardly, racist, militant, sodomizing whores.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Arizona - "Yeah, and why do I have to be brown? Brown makes me sound like the state of shit." (Reservoir Dogs reference) I think this is an interesting idea especially the bastion of dumbasses part.:D Isn't it incredible that you can drive for just one day, within the same country in fact, and encounter entirely different "types" of societies? Yet America not only believes in blanketing federal laws over local and state rights, it has the arrogance to actually believe it knows what is best for international populations it doesn't even fully understand.

I have decided to do this for the tourist industry. Just imagine you are a Japanese couple visiting the United States driving south into the land of the racist from the land of the coward, well, it is always customary to visit New York City first to get that mugging feeling. As you drive through the small towns of southern zombies, people who hate outsiders, the stress level begins to build, so you decide to drive up through the land of the whores instead.
Now, you might ask yourself, why is this called the land of the whores? So, you get out to read a roadside marker. It reads:
This region is called the land of the whores to commemorate all the nameless young white women from this region who were drawn towards New York City to become successful. Oddly, a strange phenomenon, one after the other these disillusioned young women instead would fall under bondage to pimps as prostitutes. Indeed, they were naive farm girls attracted to the big city lights like mosquitoes to a bug zapper. We hope you enjoy your visit to the land of the whore.
Deciding to head west, a big mistake actually, the Japanese couple then drive towards the shitty mountain men living up in the land of the militants. This is the region of our country where people act shitty because the damned government owns most of their land! Oh, these people aren't any better or worse than all those southern racist who live in the swamps, all those whores that live in the bread basket, or all those cowards who live up in the northeast, to be sure.
While flying back to Japan, they read a flyer which says:

You know, the most interesting people in the world are those who want to kill you. Come back anytime.

Turning to her husband, the Japanese wife asks:
"And we got defeated by these dumb asses?"

[Petar]

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[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

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Wow. You really have some talent. Could you scribble me a map using the five colors? I've been out doing an expert poll and, according to the racists down here in the south, rather than crayon in the western states as a bastion of sodomists, they think I should simply call them cock suckers. I think all the cowards up in the northeast, the whores in the Midwestern states, and the militants in the Mountain states would all agree, but, being the sensitive type, I didn't want to offend anyone. So, I polled the racist gay community way down here in the swamps of the deep south and they actually agreed with the name. Still, I don't like the idea of calling anyone a cock sucker. I know my racist grandpa once called all the weirdos living out in California a bunch of cock suckers, but that might offend those in here who are gay and support Ron / Rand Paul. So, I'm going to refer to them as the CS words (cock suckers) if that is okay with you.
And, indeed, I hear ya. I know it isn't fair to Hawaii and Alaska to be bunched in with the rest of these CS word (cock sucking) states. Still, we shouldn't take any of this personal. Besides, when it gets down to it, we probably are a nation of CS words (cock suckers).

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Shouldn't yellow be used for cowards?

All this bickering is really causing me to scribble outside of the lines, beloved forum members. So much so that just this morning I accidentally smeared mayonnaise on my peanut butter sandwich. What I am trying to do here isn't easy as it is really getting difficult concentrating depicting reality in five colors. I just can't seem to please everyone no matter what! And now it seems the CS worders (cock suckers) out west are starting to complain.


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You know I can't blame the people living way way out there in Alaska and Hawaii for complaining about being included in with the rest of these CS (cock sucking) people in the west! But what can I do? And, you know, it doesn't matter anyway. The elections are always over before they ever get a chance to vote! I think that is why the rest of us racist states, coward states, whore states, and militant states always refer to them as CS word (cock sucking) states.

Example:
Senator: But what about the people out west?
Another Senator: Oh, you mean the CS people (cock suckers)?
Senator: Oh, yea, I forgot about them being CS people (cock suckers) of little consequence.