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sailingaway
01-19-2013, 02:41 PM
http://danieljmitchell.wordpress.com/2013/01/19/courageous-pennsylvania-school-officials-nab-5-year-old-terrorist/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter



Courageous Pennsylvania School Officials Nab 5-Year Old Terrorist

January 19, 2013 by Dan Mitchell

It appears that my contest between the United States and United Kingdom for the most inane government policy how has to be augmented by a new contest between Maryland and Pennsylvania.

Just yesterday, I mocked Maryland officials for suspending two little boys for the horrific crime of playing cops and robbers (and noted that this is not the first time such stupidity has been displayed by Maryland school officials).

Apparently, the pencil-neck bureaucrats in Pennsylvania are jealous that their neighbors are getting a lot of attention, so they’ve branded a five-year old girl as a terrorist threat for talking about her pink toy gun that shoots bubbles.

Yes, bubbles.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41u01GyVDbL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
Preferred Weapon of al Qaeda

more at link

Quark
01-19-2013, 02:50 PM
The worst thing about this is that it's nearly impossible to home-school normal children in Pennsylvania, and private schools are quite expensive. So we're all forced to go to public schools, pretty much. :(

aGameOfThrones
01-19-2013, 02:55 PM
She clearly made her gun out of whale, so add animal cruelty too.

Danke
01-19-2013, 02:57 PM
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?401758-Pa.-kindergartner-suspended-for-bubble-gun-remark

tangent4ronpaul
01-19-2013, 03:01 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41u01GyVDbL._SL500_AA300_.jpg


http://di1-1.shoppingshadow.com/images/pi/14/b7/49/35548348-450x450-0-0_Buzz+Bee+Toys+Rapid+Fire+Western+Rifle.jpg

Looks like we need to update the journalist's guide to firearm identification...

-t

sailingaway
01-19-2013, 03:14 PM
She clearly made her gun out of whale, so add animal cruelty too.

It looks like a dolphin which has to be worse....

JK/SEA
01-19-2013, 03:21 PM
thank the lord...being evaluated by a Psychologist means this will prevent her from ever owning a real gun when she gets older....brilliant.

sailingaway
01-19-2013, 03:23 PM
She didn't even have the bubble gun at school with her. She was just talking to friends about it.


http://di1-1.shoppingshadow.com/images/pi/14/b7/49/35548348-450x450-0-0_Buzz+Bee+Toys+Rapid+Fire+Western+Rifle.jpg

Looks like we need to update the journalist's guide to firearm identification...

-t

tangent4ronpaul
01-19-2013, 03:25 PM
Yeah, but she could always 3D print a bubble wand...

These "terrorists" will stop at nothing!

-t

tangent4ronpaul
01-19-2013, 03:25 PM
// Damn dupes...

Carson
01-19-2013, 03:35 PM
thank the lord...being evaluated by a Psychologist means this will prevent her from ever owning a real gun when she gets older....brilliant.

Do you really think so?

Carson
01-19-2013, 03:36 PM
Double post.

sam1952
01-19-2013, 04:04 PM
She didn't even have the bubble gun at school with her. She was just talking to friends about it.


http://di1-1.shoppingshadow.com/images/pi/14/b7/49/35548348-450x450-0-0_Buzz+Bee+Toys+Rapid+Fire+Western+Rifle.jpg

Looks like we need to update the journalist's guide to firearm identification...

-t

Not exactally sure what the problem is.. that rifles magazine clearly only holds six bullets...

Anti Federalist
01-19-2013, 04:06 PM
It looks like a dolphin which has to be worse....

Pffft...Dolphins. If they're so smart, how come they keep getting caught in those nets?

Anti Federalist
01-19-2013, 04:08 PM
Do you really think so?

Is this snark, resignation to the awful truth, or a legitimate question?

JK/SEA
01-19-2013, 06:26 PM
Do you really think so?

question:

have ANY returning soldiers from the middle east with PTSD been denied a conceal permit...or been denied purchasing a gun due to PTSD?

UWDude
01-19-2013, 06:38 PM
officer bubbles:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGMTm3QRwEc

Ranger29860
01-19-2013, 08:58 PM
question:

have ANY returning soldiers from the middle east with PTSD been denied a conceal permit...or been denied purchasing a gun due to PTSD?

Wouldn't know since all my weapons come as hand me downs. I will never buy a gun if it involves registration.

BAllen
01-19-2013, 09:33 PM
This doesn't surprise me. Pennsylvania sux. The marxists have taken over there. They arrest the Amish for building code violations, and little old ladies for handing out anti-gay pamphlets.