Petition to impeach President Obama

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

President Obama should be impeached for failure to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Signed:
Uncle Emanuel Watkins

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

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What if we all just calmly impeached President Obama for behaving as a tyrant? What if everyone just relaxed took a deep breath and did it. No need to place him in handcuffs. Okay, one, two, three, let's all impeach him. See how easy that is? I bet no one ever tried calmly impeaching Adolph Hitler. Like Nike says, "Just do it." Let's not be hateful. Just impeach him and then prosecute him for high treason. No big deal. Come on. You don't even need a pair. You can even have ovaries and impeach Obama. Just think how happy we would all be? No more jobless service economy. No more hope in darkness and change just for the hell of it. And it isn't because he is black. In fact, this was a very good lesson for everyone as we all know now that just because a person is black doesn't mean they will make a great president. Right?

[Athan]

In order to make it not seem like a race issue and to prevent ANY view of race baiting that will be done by the left, we need to impeach Obama AND Biden.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

In order to make it not seem like a race issue and to prevent ANY view of race baiting that will be done by the left, we need to impeach Obama AND Biden.

Oh, I don't think anyone could seriously impeach Biden while keeping a straight face. That would be just too easy. But, I agree. Our actions should be deliberate. Like when a person is being eaten by a polar bear. That is the difference between a grizzly and a polar bear. For some reason, when a grizzly comes to kill and eat you, they always growl a lot slashing at you with their claws and ripping at you viciously with their fangs. In contrast, when a polar bear eats you, its nothing personal. They almost smile at you. A good tactic to use when being eaten by a polar bear is to distract them by throwing your knawed off arm in a game of fetch. This will allow you sufficient time to stumble off to build yourself an igloo to hide in for protection.
Indeed, we should calmly devour both president Obama and vice president Biden so that we can then shit them out a few days later as two clowns in a circus.