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aGameOfThrones
01-05-2013, 01:36 PM
Adolf Hitler, maniacal dictator of Nazi Germany and murderer of millions, would almost certainly have been influenced by violent video games had they existed, it has emerged.

In yet another blow for the much-maligned industry, researchers at the University of Cambridge, England, have confirmed that had controversial video games such as Grand Theft Auto 4, Saints Row: The Third and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 been available in the 1930s, Hitler’s reign of terror would have been significantly more brutal.

“Whilst it would be ridiculous to suggest that video games actually caused World War II, our research undoubtedly proves that they would have done had they been invented in time”, said Dr Fiona Rowston, Head of Historical Research at the prestigious University.

“Not only that, but if Hitler, Himmler, Goebbels, and other prominent members of the SS had been regular gamers, our data suggests that World War II would have happened earlier, lasted longer and involved at least one giant, genetically engineered super-Nazi with glowing eyes and machine gun arms.”

Spurred on by their initial findings, the research team now plan to investigate whether other bloody historical conflicts such as the Napoleonic Wars, the American Civil War and the Norman Conquest could also, hypothetically, have been caused by violent video games.

“What we’re learning is that video games aren’t just responsible for modern day atrocities, but that they would likely have been responsible for some of history’s most violent conflicts, had they been around at the time”, Dr Rowston continued.

“Parents need to be asking themselves, ‘do I want my children playing games that could have inspired Genghis Khan to massacre the civilian populations of Eurasia?, or ‘am I happy for them to be exposed to content that might have convinced Mao Zedong to instigate China’s disastrous Cultural Revolution?’

“I think the answer is obvious.”


http://thedailypixel.com/2013/01/03/hitler-would-have-been-influenced-by-violent-video-games-say-researchers/

torchbearer
01-05-2013, 01:38 PM
If his art teacher would have told him he had talent, there would have never been a nazi germany.

Ranger29860
01-05-2013, 01:38 PM
wow that took me way to far in to realize it was satire lol.

XNavyNuke
01-05-2013, 02:56 PM
He was led astray by Kriegspiel.

XNN

Danan
01-05-2013, 03:00 PM
Lol, great!

alucard13mmfmj
01-05-2013, 03:25 PM
Seems all the mass murderers in history played video games.

LibForestPaul
01-05-2013, 04:26 PM
Hitler hitler hitler. Big deal. Blame a person, always so easy. not a system or fallible humans. Shall we post images of lincolns burning of atlanta.


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Retarded

pcosmar
01-05-2013, 04:55 PM
"would have been", had they existed.

WTF?

He wasn't.
They didn't.

Pointless idiots are pointless.

Ranger29860
01-05-2013, 05:11 PM
"would have been", had they existed.

WTF?

He wasn't.
They didn't.

Pointless idiots are pointless.

It's satire :P

ican'tvote
01-05-2013, 05:13 PM
"would have been", had they existed.

WTF?

He wasn't.
They didn't.

Pointless idiots are pointless.
It's satire.

Beat me to it.

BlackTerrel
01-05-2013, 05:13 PM
Article is satire FYI poster above.

...Dude does kind of look like Luigi

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/9960000/ngbbs44e4c83f07aa7.jpg

jkr
01-05-2013, 05:13 PM
http://www.sync-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Ms.-PACMAN-a.jpg
http://icons-search.com/img/yellowicon/game_star_lin.zip/Linux-Pacman_256x256.png-256x256.png
http://www.tecfre.com/uploads/pacman.jpg
http://kleberandrade.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/pong.jpg
http://wrench.vib.org/lego/donkeykong/med/donkey_kong_screen.jpg

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100326033725/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/6f/NancyPelosiHitler.jpg/180px-NancyPelosiHitler.jpg#Hitler%20Pelosi
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4612443516174818&pid=1.7

paulbot24
01-05-2013, 05:24 PM
Video games cause all sorts of problems! Pacman is the reason clubs are so dark and the people in them have an obsession with hiding in the corners and chomping pills.

pcosmar
01-05-2013, 07:59 PM
It's satire :P

Perhaps,, but I have heard that shit ITRW.
:)

TheTexan
01-05-2013, 08:05 PM
it's a good thing hitler didn't have drones

kcchiefs6465
01-05-2013, 08:08 PM
it's a good thing hitler didn't have drones
Must spread some rep around and yadda.