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Keith
11-21-2007, 07:47 AM
In keeping with long tradition of dictators I am declare myself King of the Hill with the symbolic act of making a $100 donation to the Ron Paul campaign.

You can throw off my repressive regime by making a donation larger than mine and posting your confirmation number as a response to this thread.

Act quickly if you want to dethrone me and establish your own regime because I plan to issue executive orders that you may not like as long as my kingdom stands.

My first executive order is to force everyone who is flying for this Thanksgiving holiday to remove your shoes and place them in a silly tray while you walk through an x-ray machine in the airport. If your three year old daughter is sleeping in her stroller that is just too bad because you have to wake her up and let her walk through barefoot by herself. My goons will screem at her if she happens to touch the x-ray machine on her way through.

Will you be a benevolent dictator or a cruel despot? Overthrow me and you will be king until some one else comes along and donates more than you.

Remember, all donations should be made at http://www.ronpaul2008.com/donate

Donate more than me, post your confirmation below, and you will be king until someone overthrows you.

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Mr. Keith Watson,

Thank you very much for your donation of $100.00 to the Ron Paul 2008 Presidential Campaign.

Your donation will allow us to expand and grow our campaign.

We depend on donors like you to help us spread the message of freedom, peace and prosperity through Ron Paul’s candidacy.

Thanks for being a part of the campaign!

Your confirmation number:
T134190-102944510

Keith
11-21-2007, 09:13 AM
Effective immediately habeas corpus is suspended!

Who will overthrow my tyrannical rule?

jpinkerton
11-21-2007, 09:20 AM
*Starts climbing*
*Loses footing*

Thank you very much for your donation of $10.00 to the Ron Paul 2008 Presidential Campaign.

Your confirmation number:
134304-7B9185137J7936301

Kinda tapped out right now...but I tried!

1town
11-21-2007, 09:24 AM
Someone invade this Tyrannical King and overthrow his regime right away! Preferably someone more evil with less respect for constitutional law!

AdoubleR
11-21-2007, 10:30 AM
someone down him please! lol... (BUMP)

yongrel
11-21-2007, 10:37 AM
will no one step up and free us from the shackles of this despot?! (i'm broke too)

pates03
11-21-2007, 10:39 AM
Peter Sgroi,

Thank you very much for your donation of $100.00 to the Ron Paul 2008 Presidential Campaign.

Your donation will allow us to expand and grow our campaign.

We depend on donors like you to help us spread the message of freedom, peace and prosperity through Ron Paul’s candidacy.

Thanks for being a part of the campaign!

Your confirmation number:
T134413-103012031


Do I get a cookie for this?

JustBcuz
11-21-2007, 10:43 AM
Peter Sgroi,

Thank you very much for your donation of $100.00 to the Ron Paul 2008 Presidential Campaign.

Your donation will allow us to expand and grow our campaign.

We depend on donors like you to help us spread the message of freedom, peace and prosperity through Ron Paul’s candidacy.

Thanks for being a part of the campaign!

Your confirmation number:
T134413-103012031


Do I get a cookie for this?

Too bad you only matched him. You should've made it for $101. Our tyrant still (unconstitutionally) rules. :p

:D:D:D

(RP got $$$ from me yesterday...gimmie a week to recharge)

pates03
11-21-2007, 10:45 AM
............well I guess SOMEONE else has to thrown in $101.

kotetu
11-21-2007, 10:45 AM
Dear Aaron,

Thank you very much for your donation of $50.00 to the Ron Paul 2008 Presidential Campaign.

Your donation will allow us to expand and grow our campaign.

We depend on donors like you to help us spread the message of freedom, peace and prosperity through Ron Paul’s candidacy.

Thanks for being a part of the campaign!

Your confirmation number:
134423-0N063511K5450954U

yongrel
11-21-2007, 10:45 AM
You tied him!

Now we have duoviri, instead of an autocrat!

Curses,

Mark Rushmore
11-21-2007, 10:47 AM
You tied him!

Now we have duoviri, instead of an autocrat!

Curses,

A very well placed 'Curses,"

Keith
11-21-2007, 10:49 AM
After several failed coup d'états my reign continues. You only get to be king of you donate more than me.

Effective immediately warrentless wiretapping will commence.

Who will overthrow me?

Keith
11-21-2007, 12:26 PM
Effective immediately my kingdom is going to invade another kingdom on the other side of the world because they hate us for our freedom.

If you disagree with this invasion then you will be deemed to be an enemy combatant and sent to Gitmo for rehabilitation.

Who will overthrow me?

Matthew Zak
11-21-2007, 12:30 PM
I'll bump?

Keith
11-21-2007, 04:04 PM
Effective immediately all government schools will have new standardized tests. Also, government school teachers will be subject to new standards that my goons will detail and change regularly to keep everyone in line. Students and teachers who do not measure up will be subject to penalties that will be disclosed at a later time. No child will be left behind.

Who will overthrow my tyrannical regime? (See post #1 of this thread for revolution instructions.)

Chibioz
11-21-2007, 04:23 PM
Somebody save us!