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CaptUSA
11-13-2012, 09:30 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/petraeus-mistress-bombarded-whistleblower-emails-article-1.1201051

Let me see if I got this straight...

So an FBI agent has the hots for some chick that's been getting harassing emails from some other chick telling her to stay away from the CIA director. So this FBI agent decides to illegally access these emails and finds out the CIA director has been having an affair with that other chick. Meanwhile, this other chick has also just revealed publicly information about a CIA detention facility, that our government is denying, suggesting that this was the real reason why it was attacked and our embassador killed. Meanwhile, the chick that started all this mess has also been messing around with the top General in Afghanistan and now he's under investigation by the Pentagon.

WHAT?!!! THE??!!! F**K?!!!

Thank God we have the most open administration in history! All these operatives will surely be exposed.

thoughtomator
11-13-2012, 09:32 AM
Apparently all the folks in government actually do is party hard.

angelatc
11-13-2012, 09:36 AM
Wow. Apparently she likes men with big guns. For those of you not clicking the link, the headline is "David Petraeus sex scandal: FBI agent who began probing disgraced spy chief allegedly sent shirtless photos of himself to whistleblower Jill Kelley."

These are our overlords. They're people, just like us. But better.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/petraeus-mistress-bombarded-whistleblower-emails-article-1.1201051#ixzz2C7LVxS6i

donnay
11-13-2012, 09:36 AM
Apparently all the folks in government actually do is party hard.

Indeed with our tax dollars no less.

And we wonder why we are becoming the most hated country in the world.

Acala
11-13-2012, 09:41 AM
All I can say is that I am thankful that our covert agents are all using their special secret powers to keep the USA secure.

CaptUSA
11-13-2012, 11:34 AM
So who do you think this Jill Kelly works for?

specsaregood
11-13-2012, 11:53 AM
So who do you think this Jill Kelly works for?

I was more wondering how many people involved in this little triangle have dual citzenship.

CaptUSA
11-13-2012, 12:19 PM
I was more wondering how many people involved in this little triangle have dual citzenship.We've moved way beyond triangles here... We're talking several polygons with intersecting lines!
http://www.kalytta.com/OpenLayers/intersecting-2.png
I bet if we could figure it all out, it might make some interesting origami.

specsaregood
11-13-2012, 12:27 PM
I bet if we could figure it all out, it might make some interesting origami.

All I'm saying is... the first broad has what appears to be a jewish maiden name. This other broad appears fairly middle eastern... It wouldnt be the first time women were used to gather intelligence on men.

CaptUSA
11-13-2012, 12:41 PM
All I'm saying is... the first broad has what appears to be a jewish maiden name. This other broad appears fairly middle eastern... It wouldnt be the first time women were used to gather intelligence on men.Oh no, I'm in full agreement! I'm sure there were operatives in this story! I won't speculate as to who or why; I don't think we'll ever know. I'd be willing to bet that whatever operations were going on there were some extreme failures! Properly executed covert ops don't result in this type of chaos.

specsaregood
11-13-2012, 12:45 PM
Oh no, I'm in full agreement! I'm sure there were operatives in this story! I won't speculate as to who or why; I don't think we'll ever know. I'd be willing to bet that whatever operations were going on there were some extreme failures! Properly executed covert ops don't result in this type of chaos.

I get ya. I just imagined a movie script where 2 female spies battled behind the scenes over using a cia director for intelligence.

CaptUSA
11-13-2012, 12:53 PM
I get ya. I just imagined a movie script where 2 female spies battled behind the scenes over using a cia director for intelligence.A CIA director, an (as yet unnamed) FBI agent, and the Commander of forces in Afghanistan who was just nominated to be the Supreme Alllied Commander! Who coincidentally was preceded by the CIA director! (see person #1)

This movie will be awesome! Too bad, we're never going to get the revealing end.

Feeding the Abscess
11-13-2012, 01:01 PM
I love it. I hope the network grows larger and larger. And gets more absurd.

acptulsa
11-13-2012, 01:04 PM
And nothing is discovered about any of it until the evening of election day, too. What a delicious coincidence.

CaptUSA
11-13-2012, 01:16 PM
And nothing is discovered about any of it until the evening of election day, too. What a delicious coincidence.I'm waiting to find out that Hillary was having an affair with Stevens' wife, and that Colin Powell and Leon Panetta took a "special" vacation together in Dick Cheney's hidden bunker. It would just fill out the plot so much better.

specsaregood
11-13-2012, 01:18 PM
//

Pericles
11-13-2012, 01:34 PM
Time for a flashback - the reason John Tower was not confirmed as Secretary of Defense was......

He was a generation too soon.

CaptUSA
11-13-2012, 01:40 PM
HOLY CRAP!

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/battle_john_allen_also_helped_jill_YjkEYUNY2INC4sm BMEYqUI

She has a twin sister!

WASHINGTON -- Both Gen. David Petraeus and Gen. John Allen intervened in the same nasty child custody battle involving Natalie Khawam, the “psychologically unstable” twin sister of Jill Kelley, whose bombshell claims of being threatened by Petraeus' lover led to the top spy’s resignation last week, the Post has learned.

And in court documents filed by Kelley's sister Natalie Khawam, she name-drops both Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts and Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island -- who both have ties to a Providence, RI, lawyer/lobbyist who loaned a whopping $300,000 to Khawam.
I repeat... WHAT THE F**K?!!!

(Oh, by the way, Kerry is being suggested to be Secretary of Defense)

Pericles
11-13-2012, 01:42 PM
It is a club, and we are not members.

Odin
11-13-2012, 01:42 PM
Yeah this doesn't sound suspicious at all!

CaptUSA
11-13-2012, 01:52 PM
Must be a bad thread title, because this should be getting a lot of attention!

CaptUSA
11-13-2012, 01:56 PM
All I'm saying is... the first broad has what appears to be a jewish maiden name. This other broad appears fairly middle eastern... It wouldnt be the first time women were used to gather intelligence on men.

Jill Kelley was raised in Philadelphia, where her family settled in the mid-1970s and opened a Middle Eastern restaurant after immigrating from Lebanon. Her father, John Khawam, was a renowned organist in Lebanon.Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ap-source-target-emails-petraeus-paramour-state-department-military-liaison-article-1.1200299#ixzz2C8OZ4kZ8

2young2vote
11-13-2012, 02:03 PM
This is beyond pathetic. These people, some of the most powerful on earth, need to have a higher moral standard than what they have demonstrated.


Throw a couple of kids in the party and you have yourselves a top notch soap opera.

We're going to find out that John Allen is actually the father of one of Jill Kelley's children, Petraeus has been covering for John Allen, Broadwell is now sleeping with Kelley's husband for his Bio in the making, and Natalie Khawam is carrying a baby who is either Petraeus' or Broadwell's husband's. At the end of the episode there is a scene with two sweaty vague figures in a bed who somewhat resemble Petraeus and Michelle obama, and a dark figure is standing at the foot of the bed. Dun dun DUNNNNN

Next week on "Romance of the Government Elites"

Woman 1 "I thought I told you to stop seeing him!!"

Woman 2 "Nothing can stop me from seeing him. Nothing can stop me from seeing the fater of my child!"

Woman 1 "Then you just wait, i'm going to make sure you never see him or your baby again you monster!"

Guy 1 walks in with a stern look on his face "Ladies, calm down. I have some sad news for both of you. Chads dead."

Who is chad? Find out next week on "Romance of the Government Elites"

JK/SEA
11-13-2012, 02:07 PM
2 words.

Roman Empire.

dean.engelhardt
11-13-2012, 03:18 PM
This is beyond pathetic. These people, some of the most powerful on earth, need to have a higher moral standard than what they have demonstrated.

Sarcasm right? We are talking about Washington D.C., politicians, lawyers, and officals appointed to high power positions. Lying, cheating and abusing power is the norm.

QuickZ06
11-13-2012, 03:44 PM
sleazy

devil21
11-14-2012, 08:30 AM
More dirt coming out. Who knows what's truth and what's character assassination at this point.

Jill Kelley ran bogus cancer charity
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/11/jill-kelley-ran-bogus-cancer-charity-wants-diplomatic-protection/58981/

CaptUSA
11-14-2012, 08:41 AM
Who knows what's truth and what's character assassination at this point.

Nobody. I would bet that even the people involved don't know what's real and what's someone else's game.

youngbuck
11-14-2012, 08:50 AM
Must be a bad thread title, because this should be getting a lot of attention!

I agree. This is beyond ridiculous... and... a bit entertaining. lol.

specsaregood
11-14-2012, 08:57 AM
More dirt coming out. Who knows what's truth and what's character assassination at this point.

Jill Kelley ran bogus cancer charity
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/11/jill-kelley-ran-bogus-cancer-charity-wants-diplomatic-protection/58981/



The Kelleys established the Doctor Kelley Cancer Foundation in 2007 with the exclusive mission "to conduct cancer research and to grant wishes to terminally ill adult cancer patients," according to The Huffington Post. Things did not exactly go as planned. "By the end of 2007, the charity had gone bankrupt, having conveniently spent exactly the same amount of money, $157,284, as it started with -- not a dollar more, according to its 990 financial form," HuffPost's Jason Cherkis and Christina Wilkie report. "Of that, $43,317 was billed as 'Meals and Entertainment,' $38,610 was assigned to 'Travel,' another $25,013 was spent on legal fees, and $8,822 went to 'Automotive Expenses.'" Neither of the Kelleys were able to be reached for comment

I wonder what the source of the money that started the charity is. I assume foreign govts are allowed to donate to US charities? Foreign govt sets up a charity as a front to lobby connected politicians? just a thought....

mport1
11-14-2012, 09:07 AM
Who is surprised by psychopathic killers in high positions acting like this?

brandon
11-14-2012, 09:07 AM
Congress needs to subpoena Broadwell and make her testify under oath what she know about the CIA prison in Benghazi and how she found out.

jclay2
11-14-2012, 06:31 PM
This is beyond pathetic. These people, some of the most powerful on earth, need to have a higher moral standard than what they have demonstrated.


Throw a couple of kids in the party and you have yourselves a top notch soap opera.

We're going to find out that John Allen is actually the father of one of Jill Kelley's children, Petraeus has been covering for John Allen, Broadwell is now sleeping with Kelley's husband for his Bio in the making, and Natalie Khawam is carrying a baby who is either Petraeus' or Broadwell's husband's. At the end of the episode there is a scene with two sweaty vague figures in a bed who somewhat resemble Petraeus and Michelle obama, and a dark figure is standing at the foot of the bed. Dun dun DUNNNNN

Next week on "Romance of the Government Elites"

Woman 1 "I thought I told you to stop seeing him!!"

Woman 2 "Nothing can stop me from seeing him. Nothing can stop me from seeing the fater of my child!"

Woman 1 "Then you just wait, i'm going to make sure you never see him or your baby again you monster!"

Guy 1 walks in with a stern look on his face "Ladies, calm down. I have some sad news for both of you. Chads dead."

Who is chad? Find out next week on "Romance of the Government Elites"

made my day thanks. + rep

angelatc
11-14-2012, 06:35 PM
Congress needs to subpoena Broadwell and make her testify under oath what she know about the CIA prison in Benghazi and how she found out.

Subpeona? I say waterboard her! Send her to be the social ambassador at Gitmo!

Ha. I think it was pretty funny. The scandal was right on the verge of going away. The FBI announced she hadn't actually accessed any classified information - it was tawdry but not a national security concern. Then that 'tube showed up. :)

HOLLYWOOD
11-15-2012, 08:28 AM
Who is surprised by psychopathic killers in high positions acting like this?Amazing what fiasco-corporate TV can zombize the masses into thinking the Monkeys in charge have credibility. A nation of fools to put up with these wackos.


I agree. This is beyond ridiculous... and... a bit entertaining. lol.It gets better, the Kelley chick is dulusional to live the High-Life


More dirt coming out. Who knows what's truth and what's character assassination at this point.

Jill Kelley ran bogus cancer charity
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/11/jill-kelley-ran-bogus-cancer-charity-wants-diplomatic-protection/58981/Bogus Cancer... man look what all those senior officers did for that "Gold Digger". Just astonish that the US military would allow all this for Kelley, you have to read the LA Times article. startling information. Petraus's wife also got a $187.690 salary job with the US government. This is a prefect example not to give government another penny. Amazing Kelley was given access to MacDill AFB in Tampa!

Are you ready? Real Housewives of the Pentagon

Jill Kelley, key figure in David Petraeus scandal, led Lavish Life
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-cia-scandal-20121115,0,5234898.story


Tampa (http://www.latimes.com/topic/us/florida/hillsborough-county/tampa-PLGEO100100404010000.topic) socialite called 911 and claimed diplomatic immunity."I'm an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability," an exasperated Kelley told the dispatcher in recordings released by police. "I don't know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well."
Kelley isn't a diplomat; she holds the ceremonial title of "honorary consul" for South Korea (http://www.latimes.com/topic/intl/south-korea-PLGEO00000018.topic), one of many informal ties to prestige and power


She(Kelley) became known for holding Champagne-and-caviar parties on a manicured front lawn, complete with billowing white tents and valet parking. Civic leaders rubbed shoulders with military brass from MacDill, a base so crucial to the local economy that generals were treated like rock stars.


Two years ago, Kelley strapped herself into a harness and made a tandem parachute jump with Special Operations troops, another official said. She was named an "honorary ambassador" by allied countries at Central Command and even secured a pass that allowed her to enter MacDill during daylight hours without an escort. That pass was revoked this week.

Even before the scandal broke, she had begun to wear out her welcome, flooding senior officers' inboxes with emails and requests for help organizing her social functions. Her constant presence caused some officers' aides to worry about the appearance of an attractive, outgoing woman cozying up to senior military leaders.