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itshappening
11-07-2012, 04:56 PM
I don't want new taxes but they're coming so why not impose them on prominent Democrats?

Here's some ideas for the GOP, anyone else feel free to contribute

Box office receipt tax - a new tax on Box office receipts for movie studio's.

Recording artist tax - all recording artist contracts to be subject to a new tax.

Endorsement tax - all endorsement contracts >$1m to be subject to a new tax.

Trial lawyer settlement tax - all court settlements to be subject to a new tax.

Elwar
11-07-2012, 04:58 PM
A tax tax...100% tax on all new taxes to be paid by the person who proposes the tax.

Oh crap...I think I just screwed myself.

Philhelm
11-07-2012, 05:09 PM
1. Cafe latte tax - a tax for the Starbucks crowd.
2. Vegetable tax - a tax for the vegetarians/vegans.
3. Abortion tax - a tax for each demon-fetus aborted; since the Democrats are the torchbearers of the modern plantation system, minorities will receive a tax credit.
4. Woman tax - a tax on women since they represent a greater number in the workforce and on college campuses.