View Full Version : Who is the MYSTERY SPEAKER for Thursday night?
wgadget
08-28-2012, 10:11 AM
Some are saying it's Herman Cain (LOL) and some are saying it's Sarah Palin (LOL).
What do YOU think?
kathy88
08-28-2012, 10:15 AM
Vermin Supreme.
phill4paul
08-28-2012, 10:17 AM
Vermin Supreme.
I wish!
PointsOfOrder
08-28-2012, 10:18 AM
Joe Biden is the guest speaker. He wants to congratulate Romney for the direction he is taking the Republican party.
acptulsa
08-28-2012, 10:21 AM
Dubya comes to mind. Every time I ever heard him speak, I was mystified. What did he say? What did he mean? Why would a Republican ever say anything remotely like that? The mysteries of our age...
TrishW
08-28-2012, 10:22 AM
Ron Paul
If Romney is nominated, they will need him to try as best he can to reunite the fractured party. It is what Ron Paul wants, and he is the only one that has a chance at success.
He even joked that the RNC called him to speak for an hour . I think he was telling the truth. Besides no one else would need to be a mystery.
wgadget
08-28-2012, 10:25 AM
No, Trish, it was a joke because he said they asked him to speak MONDAY NIGHT--The night that was cancelled.
phill4paul
08-28-2012, 10:27 AM
Ron Paul
If Romney is nominated, they will need him to try as best he can to reunite the fractured party. It is what Ron Paul wants, and he is the only one that has a chance at success.
He even joked that the RNC called him to speak for an hour . I think he was telling the truth. Besides no one else would need to be a mystery.
The RNC did call on him. However, they put their stipulations on what he could say and he turned them down.
69360
08-28-2012, 10:28 AM
Nancy raygun
TomtheTinker
08-28-2012, 10:33 AM
Its gonna beck.
my money is on a warmongering tyrant.
ShaneEnochs
08-28-2012, 10:42 AM
Dubya comes to mind.
Nah. I have him on Facebook and he's relaxing in Texas.
ctiger2
08-28-2012, 11:00 AM
George P. Bush
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/George_P._Bush_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg/378px-George_P._Bush_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg
Grooming him for 2016
angelatc
08-28-2012, 11:04 AM
Speaking of grooming - could be Jeb Bush.
Carlybee
08-28-2012, 11:08 AM
You can bet that whoever it is will symbolize the ideology that they want to embrace the next 4 yrs.
DGambler
08-28-2012, 11:08 AM
I know the RNC goons are morons, but do you really think they'd trot out a Bush?
DGambler
08-28-2012, 11:09 AM
You can bet that whoever it is will symbolize the ideology that they want to embrace the next 4 yrs.
Why will Obama be speaking at the RNC? :confused:
cassielund99@gmail.com
08-28-2012, 11:11 AM
I keep hearing it is Beck
wgadget
08-28-2012, 11:12 AM
John Bolton?
Maltheus
08-28-2012, 11:14 AM
I wouldn't guess Jeb, since he's already on the roster:
http://www.bizjournals.com/prnewswire/press_releases/2012/08/26/DC62942
acptulsa
08-28-2012, 11:14 AM
Why will Obama be speaking at the RNC? :confused:
Ron Paul raised the standard for Republicans, and Obama is the only other Republican they can find who can speak English fluently.
Carlybee
08-28-2012, 11:16 AM
Netanyahu?
CaptUSA
08-28-2012, 11:16 AM
Clint Eastwood?
Artur Davis?
Maybe Jon Huntsman? Who?!
Andrew Ryan
08-28-2012, 11:18 AM
Jenna Jameson?
Carlybee
08-28-2012, 11:19 AM
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir?
Maltheus
08-28-2012, 11:19 AM
Netanyahu?
LMAO, I was just gonna say that. I gotta say Carlybee, I'm not into "repping" people, but over the past year, 90% of the time I see a post here that I like, I look to my left to see that it was written by you.
odamn
08-28-2012, 11:20 AM
mia love
Carlybee
08-28-2012, 11:20 AM
LMAO, I was just gonna say that. I gotta say Carlybee, I'm not into "repping" people, but over the past year, 90% of the time I see a post here that I like, I look to my left to see that it was written by you.
:D
VanBummel
08-28-2012, 11:25 AM
Netanyahu?
Now that would be appropriate.
ShaneEnochs
08-28-2012, 11:25 AM
Who's that little troll looking guy that runs that Israel-first foundation? I bet it's him.
angelatc
08-28-2012, 11:30 AM
I wouldn't guess Jeb, since he's already on the roster:
http://www.bizjournals.com/prnewswire/press_releases/2012/08/26/DC62942
Ha! That's a good point!
Anti Federalist
08-28-2012, 11:33 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ru3hKvJ11qhru85.jpg
acptulsa
08-28-2012, 11:35 AM
Oh for the days before Ronald McDonald when clowns in whiteface had enough class to be seen and not heard.
Nastynate
08-28-2012, 11:39 AM
Might be Netanyahu, so everyone can kiss his rings and praise him.
Some are saying it's Herman Cain (LOL) and some are saying it's Sarah Palin (LOL).
What do YOU think?
http://i.imgur.com/vTX8k.gif
donnay
08-28-2012, 11:54 AM
Obama!
Cowlesy
08-28-2012, 11:57 AM
Manheim Steamroller?
Cowlesy
08-28-2012, 11:58 AM
Probably a prominent democrat who has switched sides.
Elwar
08-28-2012, 11:59 AM
Mitt Romney's sideburns.
Carlybee
08-28-2012, 12:00 PM
Rush Limbaugh. I just heard him on the radio praising defending the changing of the delegate rules.
ShaneEnochs
08-28-2012, 12:03 PM
Donald Trump O_O
susano
08-28-2012, 12:06 PM
Netanyahu?
Same thing I was thinking. Has to be a ZioNazi war mongering Israel firster psychopath. Not that there aren't plenty of those in DC but Bebe being Mittens good bud, and considering how CONgress slobbered all over him when he spoke, it's possible. Hey, and, Democrat ZioNazis would approve, too!
Barrex
08-28-2012, 01:09 PM
My money is on Darth Vader or Lord Valdemort.... That would finish transformation of the party almost completely. They would only need one of these 2 guys to be complete transformation according to their own taste and affinities:
http://images.wikia.com/fanfiction/images/9/96/Annoying_Orange_Saw.jpg
CaptUSA
08-28-2012, 01:10 PM
May be the other guy whose name will be placed into nomination???
NorfolkPCSolutions
08-28-2012, 01:24 PM
I have on good authority just received a photograph of the Mystery Speaker.
http://alldisneycharacters.com/images/all_disney_characters_pluto_2.jpg
Certainly, whatever will be said by Mystery Speaker will be goofy. Unless, of course, it's Dr. Paul. Then it won't be Goofy, will it? :-)
NoOneButPaul
08-28-2012, 01:35 PM
I just have to believe, if this is even true (has this been confirmed?), that it will have to be Ron Paul.
I'm not sure the RNC took the Ron Paul threat seriously enough and once the supporters started to flood Tampa they decided they were going to do everything to sweep them under the rug by grabbing at massive amounts of elective power, now that that hasn't worked (and clearly backfired really) they gotta do something else.
As they continue to run out of ideas on how to shut all of us up they'll eventually come to the hard truth they don't want to face...
They have to let "him" speak.
If they have any shot at winning it will be Ron talking on Thursday and him and Romney will have some kind of plan on how to unite the bases.
But at the end of the day Ron also pointed something out that was very interesting in his Sunday speech... they only think there's 2million of us, they don't believe there's anymore than that and they don't believe we can really have any effect.
If they truly believe this than they won't stop shitting on Ron, but if the weekend caused a change of heart then the speaker could be who else but Ron?
Who else is even worthy of being a mystery?
Palin? You're seriously going to draw that trainwreck in?
Cain? What's the point of the mystery here?
Beck? Seriously?
Why would you keep a secret like this?
Because it's a person you don't want your own base to know about...
Donald Trump O_O
think you're on to something
musicmax
08-28-2012, 01:58 PM
http://whatwouldjackdo.net/images/cthulhu2012.jpg
angelatc
08-30-2012, 10:54 AM
The Daily Caller is reporting a rumor that it's Clint Eastwood.
One of the other sites I wandered across this morning was reporting a rumor that it might be...
wait for it....
you're gonna love this....
seriously, I Sooooo want it to be true....
the mystery speaker might be a Reagan hologram.
(I encourage all of you - pray to God that this is true. )
wgadget
08-30-2012, 11:05 AM
I heard Newt is going to speak...Is he already on the agenda?
sailingaway
08-30-2012, 11:16 AM
Palin is complaining on facebook that all her interviews during the RNC have been cancelled by Fox. If she were speaking instead, I don't think she'd be complaining.
wgadget
08-30-2012, 11:21 AM
They are BIGTIME shutting out Sarah Palin.
brandon
08-30-2012, 11:23 AM
Would they dare bring back dubya? Or even.... aych Dubya?
the mystery speaker might be a Reagan hologram.
(I encourage all of you - pray to God that this is true. )
I think they're planning something like this.
The thing about holograms, they require the use of smoke and mirrors...
jcarcinogen
08-30-2012, 11:28 AM
Palin or hologram Reagan (zombie Reagan).
tod evans
08-30-2012, 11:30 AM
http://www.federalreserve.gov/aboutthefed/bios/board/bernanke_ben.jpg
ShaneEnochs
08-30-2012, 11:31 AM
It's Clint Eastwood. That's what all the news sites are saying.
HOLLYWOOD
08-30-2012, 11:32 AM
Nancy raygunhttp://www.pinballuniverse.com/Images/tales1.jpg
francisco
08-30-2012, 11:32 AM
I have on good authority just received a photograph of the Mystery Speaker.
http://alldisneycharacters.com/images/all_disney_characters_pluto_2.jpg
Certainly, whatever will be said by Mystery Speaker will be goofy. Unless, of course, it's Dr. Paul. Then it won't be Goofy, will it? :-)
LOL you need to get your Disney dogs straight!
That's Pluto not Goofy.
Pluto doesn't talk, stands on 4 legs; Goofy (like some establishment GOPers) talks and walks on 2 legs
Just sayin'
ShaneEnochs
08-30-2012, 11:35 AM
Palin is complaining on facebook that all her interviews during the RNC have been cancelled by Fox. If she were speaking instead, I don't think she'd be complaining.
I decided to look at her Facebook, and look what appeared at the top:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/Dritzofdivinity/Mitt.png
...the mystery speaker might be a Reagan hologram.
I wonder if they can bounce him around the auditorium like Q from Star Trek NG. One minute on stage, then sitting with the Maine delegation, then up on Wolf Blitzer's shoulders. Could be interesting.
angelatc
08-30-2012, 11:47 AM
They are BIGTIME shutting out Sarah Palin.
Yes, they shut her down right after she mentioned that Romney's strong arming was a bad idea, because it would create more support for a third party.
angelatc
08-30-2012, 11:50 AM
Palin or hologram Reagan (zombie Reagan).
Not the Palin - not going to happen. But the Reagan hologram....jokes would write themselves.
Clint Eastwood is practically a zombie himself. His voice has suffered the effects of aging tremendously in recent years.
wgadget
08-30-2012, 11:58 AM
Yes, they shut her down right after she mentioned that Romney's strong arming was a bad idea, because it would create more support for a third party.
I think she's right. She's been cut out of her Fox News interviews, I hear. The power of the media hath spoken.
But the Reagan hologram....jokes would write themselves.
I'm already picturing a Saturday Night Live sketch where Mitt is the caretaker at the Overlook Inn and Hologram Reagan is the bartender in the "I'd sell my soul for a drink" scene.
EDIT: sorry, that's from The Shining for those that haven't seen it.
EDIT2: Leno: "With popular clamor for transparent government, today the RNC made a step towards that by introducing translucent government."
EDIT3: Political cartoon of giant R2-D2 projecting Hologram Reagan on to stage at convention.
EDIT4: Leno: "The RNC experimented with having a hologram speaker at the national convention this year. With recent rule changes, they hope to have hologram delegates by 2016"
CaptUSA
08-30-2012, 03:03 PM
Clint Eastwood?
Artur Davis?
Maybe Jon Huntsman? Who?!Called it!
Actually, I got 2 outta 3. Artur Davis spoke already.
What do I win?
Called it!
Actually, I got 2 outta 3. Artur Davis spoke already.
What do I win?
You win one +rep. Congratulations!
Paulistinian
08-30-2012, 03:57 PM
So who was it? Huntsman?
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