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RPfan1992
08-27-2012, 09:55 PM
This is a rather bold assertion from a man who has never held elected office:

Herman Cain says if there had been a level playing field during the Republican primaries, he’d be receiving the GOP nomination in Tampa.


“If everyone had competed fairly and honestly, I’d probably be the nominee being nominated this week,” the former GOP presidential candidate said on CBS Sunday. “The process is fair but many people that are involved in the process are not fair and they are not honest.”

Cain, who now runs CainTV, said he’s not eying another presidential run.

“I’ve made it real clear. I’m not making another presidential run,” he said.


Newsflash, Mr. Cain: Mitt Romney won. Get over it. And by the way, I think the former governor was the strongest candidate in the GOP field. His “stellar” business career (as Bill Clinton aptly phrased it) coupled with his successful term as the governor of Massachusetts make him uniquely qualified to serve as the next President of the United States. He’s balanced budgets, turned deficits into surpluses, and put thousands of people back to work by reducing the unemployment rate to 4.7 percent. He created tens of thousands of jobs in the private sector and literally saved the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics, thus turning a potentially embarrassing international event into a moment of national pride. Put simply, this is not the time for high-profile conservatives to gripe about how unfairly they were treated during the 2012 GOP primary. It is, however, a time for Republicans -- as the late Andrew Breitbart once said -- to come together as a party for one common purpose: defeating Barack Obama and retaking the White House.

htxp://townhall.com/tipsheet/danieldoherty/2012/08/27/herman_cain_if_everyone_competed_fairly_id_be_the_ nominee

WhistlinDave
08-27-2012, 10:06 PM
Uh... I think he still would've had trouble with his plan to lie 9 times about taking 9 women and slapping each of them on the ass 9 times. I call that the 9-9-9 path to ensure you can't get the nomination.

evilfunnystuff
08-27-2012, 10:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJCYZ06IGI

specsaregood
08-27-2012, 10:15 PM
are we going to have to get breitbart named dropped continuously throughout the election?

TheTexan
08-27-2012, 10:22 PM
I can't decide which is my favorite troll of his. I'm currently split between his pokemon quote, and this ad


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdpN5C1_flQ

Sola_Fide
08-27-2012, 11:02 PM
“I’ve made it real clear. I’m not making another presidential run,” he said.

Why does this need to be made clear? Who would ask this question?

specsaregood
08-27-2012, 11:03 PM
Why does this need to be made clear? Who would ask this question?

The dozens of women looking to get paid?

WhistlinDave
08-27-2012, 11:22 PM
I can't decide which is my favorite troll of his. I'm currently split between his pokemon quote, and this ad


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdpN5C1_flQ

LOL at how they made the rabbit kind of liquefy when it was shot... Normally these kind of visuals would bug me because I love animals, but the way they made it squeal, and everything... I couldn't keep from laughing.

MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2
08-27-2012, 11:25 PM
I can't decide which is my favorite troll of his. I'm currently split between his pokemon quote, and this ad


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdpN5C1_flQ


holy shit, that was horrible. lol

AGRP
08-27-2012, 11:28 PM
Hes got a new gig in comedy?

FrankRep
08-27-2012, 11:54 PM
http://www.3sigma.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/11/cain-smile-frown.gif

PaulConventionWV
08-28-2012, 08:59 AM
htxp://townhall.com/tipsheet/danieldoherty/2012/08/27/herman_cain_if_everyone_competed_fairly_id_be_the_ nominee

Oh, Herman. He never fails to lighten the mood with his witty sarcasm.

jkr
08-28-2012, 09:00 AM
CLOWN

PaulConventionWV
08-28-2012, 09:01 AM
Why does this need to be made clear? Who would ask this question?

He has to pretend he's fending off this unrelenting wall of popularity after his first run. Again with the humor. This guy never stops.

acptulsa
08-28-2012, 09:02 AM
Herman who?

brandon
08-28-2012, 09:06 AM
Herman Cain is a legend.

Kords21
08-28-2012, 09:46 AM
Before mighty Faceboook, how would he have found Tom Hanks?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5xZKszXMQ

libertygrl
08-28-2012, 10:39 AM
Herman who?


http://jrickerd.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/herman_munster.jpg?w=500

VanBummel
08-28-2012, 11:23 AM
I hope Herman Cain stays in the public eye for many years to come. He is surely one of the greatest trolls of this generation.

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/11/13/3ced6d15-bc95-4740-a29b-152e580dd243.jpg

NorfolkPCSolutions
08-28-2012, 11:32 AM
“If everyone had competed fairly and honestly, I’d probably be the nominee being nominated this week,” the former GOP presidential candidate said on CBS Sunday.

...should have read:

"If anyone had voted for me, NAHN NAHN NAHN NAHN NAHN NAHN NAHN, I'd probably still not be the nominee being nominated this week," the former GOP presidential candidate said on CBS Sunday.

Seriously. Nobody, and I mean NOO-BAH-DAAY cares about Pokemon enough to have put you in the White House, asshat.

Karsten
08-28-2012, 11:39 AM
Of course I didn't support Herman, but he would have been a lot more interesting than Romney. 9/9/9 would have never made it through congress. It would have been easily blocked/filibustered.