Satire: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down

[Tod]

I got a laugh out of this bit of satire:


“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”

http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/09/18/man-takes-viagra-wears-sweatpants-for-tsa-pat-down/1500#

[Anti Federalist]

Relevant.

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?132690-Bestest-Picture-Thread-EVARRR&p=4532929&viewfull=1#post4532929

[PierzStyx]

“I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

Wait....You had a passion for touching stranger men in their genitalia?

[Origanalist]

There's a man who's willing to stand up for what he wants.

[Origanalist]

“I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

Wait....You had a passion for touching stranger men in their genitalia?

Sure, touching strange mens junk always makes me want to take shower and make love to my wife too.:toady:

[Barrex]

Poll in tat article (I didnt voted):


Should pat-downs be stopped in the United States?

No (58%, 4,233 Votes)
Yes (42%, 3,087 Votes)