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Anti Federalist
07-02-2012, 09:40 PM
Highly illogical.



Shatner drops pants at L.A. airport

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/06/28/shatner-drops-pants-at-la-airport

Thursday, June 28, 2012 08:35 AM EDT | Updated: Thursday, June 28, 2012 08:43 AM EDT

Star Trek legend William Shatner was left nursing a bruised ego when his trousers fell down during an airport security check in front of dozens of fellow travellers.

The actor was queuing at Los Angeles International Airport to catch a flight to South Africa when he was singled out for a search by officials.

He had decided to wear loose-fitting clothing for the journey and did not have a belt holding his pants up - and he was left red-faced when they fell down, exposing his underwear.

Shatner says, "It was awful to have people looking at me with my pants down, probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me... It was a long flight so I wanted to wear loose clothing because I didn't want anything to bind me."

Austrian Econ Disciple
07-02-2012, 09:42 PM
From Star Trek to Star Terrorist. TSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

aGameOfThrones
07-02-2012, 10:16 PM
The TSA wanted to

"boldly go where no man has gone before."


Hey JTK, what do you think about the TSA?

James T. Kirk: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere...

RickyJ
07-02-2012, 10:18 PM
It was a long flight so I wanted to wear loose clothing because I didn't want anything to bind me."

The TSA took care of that binding problem for him. :D

When you know you are going to be groped, don't wear lose fitting clothing, they might squeeze in the wrong place,

TheTexan
07-02-2012, 10:19 PM
They have to single out movie stars too, because if they don't the terrorists will know all they have to do is become a famous millionaire, and they can get a bomb through security

MikeStanart
07-02-2012, 10:22 PM
KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONEEEE??!!

Anti Federalist
07-02-2012, 10:28 PM
I have high hopes for this thread.

anaconda
07-02-2012, 10:32 PM
Shatner explained it to the TSA like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b56e0u0EgQ

brushfire
07-02-2012, 10:40 PM
PriceLineNegotiatorrrr...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22cTRNZ3tdE

The ending is awesome in this one..

NGUNS

Tinnuhana
07-02-2012, 11:27 PM
You sure Shatner didn't stage the whole thing?

mello
07-02-2012, 11:37 PM
What the hell?!?! It's William "Fucking" Shatner!!!
He's not a goddamn terrorist!!!
This is what 80 Billion in taxpayer money gets us... friggin' morons!

donnay
07-02-2012, 11:39 PM
PriceLineNegotiatorrrr...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22cTRNZ3tdE

The ending is awesome in this one..

NGUNS


LOL! I wonder if he got his ticket through Priceline? :D

anaconda
07-03-2012, 12:44 AM
What the hell?!?! It's William "Fucking" Shatner!!!
He's not a goddamn terrorist!!!


Try telling that to the Romulans.

Weston White
07-03-2012, 01:15 AM
Eh, TSA personnel were just “probing” him for “Klingons”. :toady:

QuickZ06
07-03-2012, 02:25 AM
dang trekkies.

Victor Grey
07-03-2012, 02:32 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Through_the_Wormhole_2010_Intertitle.png
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/406627217_a76b9a8758_o.jpg

Barrex
07-03-2012, 02:35 AM
LOL...He is Canadian.... Even people in Croatia mock them for being harmless....

The following program contains mature subject. Viewer discretion is advised


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1CwZgb_iAI

phill4paul
07-03-2012, 05:25 AM
The TSA took care of that binding problem for him. :D

When you know you are going to be groped, don't wear lose fitting clothing, they might squeeze in the wrong place,

http://worldwideinterweb.com/component/joomgallery/image.raw?view=image&type=img&id=1600

Lucky they didn't transport him....

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUFmGjc9GzL0DInGi8tzbKdqRnIYGe3 5N2VQx4XFklO0esFruq

phill4paul
07-03-2012, 06:20 AM
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRv7_7n7sBN-ipCNPpMsPVFXjfsNpB6QJHxOOhsr3rT0j13JU7U_g

https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXFkUJlbIKjVXVScVvdpmm09F8vAw_X BKZSZCx1cxUeg_MYT9C

Weston White
07-03-2012, 06:55 AM
dang trekkies.

How about this one: They had merely intended to zealously judge him on his dress appeal.

loveshiscountry
07-03-2012, 07:19 AM
Highly illogical.



Shatner drops pants at L.A. airport

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/06/28/shatner-drops-pants-at-la-airport

Thursday, June 28, 2012 08:35 AM EDT | Updated: Thursday, June 28, 2012 08:43 AM EDT

Star Trek legend William Shatner was left nursing a bruised ego when his trousers fell down during an airport security check in front of dozens of fellow travellers.

The actor was queuing at Los Angeles International Airport to catch a flight to South Africa when he was singled out for a search by officials.

He had decided to wear loose-fitting clothing for the journey and did not have a belt holding his pants up - and he was left red-faced when they fell down, exposing his underwear.

Shatner says, "It was awful to have people looking at me with my pants down, probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me... It was a long flight so I wanted to wear loose clothing because I didn't want anything to bind me."Most embarrassing moment? Maybe he hasn't seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CthW1MgWYuE

jkr
07-03-2012, 07:20 AM
PULL THEM UP SCOTTY!

I NEW I SHOULD HAVE HAD SCOTTY BEAM ME TO VEGAS...

I PASSED THE KOBIASHI MARRU I CAN WEASEL THOUGH THIS!

L00KIT MY DONG!

THOSE SKID MARKS *ARE* ILLOGICAL

THE TOUPE GOES ON YOUR HEAD NOT YOUR, NEVER MIND

BUT IM CANADIAN!

FUCKING TSA KLINGONS!

STOP OR ILL SING!

NOT NOW, SULU IS BEHIND ME!

WHERE IS OHOORAH WHEN YOU NEED HER!

"CAPTAIN, ARE YOU really GIVING IT ALL SHES GOT"

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THOSE M0RK SUSPENDERS FROM ROBIN WILLIAMS!

DROP PANTS, I MEAN, SHIELDS!

DAMIT JIM, IM AN ACTOR NOT A TER-OR-US!

YESTERDAY THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN much MORE EMBARRASSING!

WHAT DOES V'GER WANT FROM THE CREATOR!!!

ILL BET YOU DONT DO THIS TO nimoy!

bUt I CAN SPEAK Esperanto!

NAPOLITANOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CAN I GO NOW?

Philhelm
07-03-2012, 07:25 AM
The TSA may have been searching for Klingons in Uranus.

TSA to Captain James T. Kirk: "You are, and always will be, my bitch."

"Dammit TSA! I'm an actor not a terrorist!"

brushfire
07-03-2012, 08:08 AM
"Shatner, shat on, by the TSA."

I wonder if he will do some spoken word on the topic. It would be nice to keep a tally of these "influential people" who have been abused.
They stand out, and could serve as "the girl in red", demonstrating how individuals are harmed by this government overreach. (red girl reference used in both Schindler's and Matrix).

Philhelm
07-03-2012, 08:15 AM
"Shatner, shat on, by the TSA."

I wonder if he will do some spoken word on the topic. It would be nice to keep a tally of these "influential people" who have been abused.
They stand out, and could serve as "the girl in red", demonstrating how individuals are harmed by this government overreach. (red girl reference used in both Schindler's and Matrix).

I think it's on purpose, in order to make the mundanes think that the law applies equally to everyone.

Cleaner44
07-03-2012, 08:33 AM
They probably though he had a tribble in his pants...

http://whatnot2crochet.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tribbles3.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lul-Y8vSr0I

donnay
07-03-2012, 09:30 AM
They probably though he had a tribble in his pants...

http://whatnot2crochet.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tribbles3.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lul-Y8vSr0I



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkLRCAsNTyI

Matt Collins
07-03-2012, 10:38 AM
There has got to be a Spock joke in here somehere lolz

Weston White
07-03-2012, 11:22 AM
There has got to be a Spock joke in here somehere lolz

Best I could come up with: The Captain should have doubly taken Spock’s advice in using a “colorful metaphor” by telling the TSA to “go to hell”!


And for a bonus: The TSA was acting on an confidential tip they received from the IRS, indicating that Mr. Shatner was attempting to smuggle an undisclosed sum of “Quatloos” in his pants to the planet Triskelion. Apparently, the IRS had received yet another bad tip, oddly enough from their group of “specialized” informants at the IRS’ sister-Website known as “Quatloos!”

heavenlyboy34
07-03-2012, 11:41 AM
LOL...He is Canadian.... Even people in Croatia mock them for being harmless....

It's a trick! Let your guard down, and they'll burn teh White House again...and maybe bring more flesh-eating zombies in! :eek: ;)
http://cdn.instanttrap.com/trap.jpg

Uncle Emanuel Watkins
07-03-2012, 11:51 AM
Shatner explained it to the TSA like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b56e0u0EgQ

Kirk was reading that off a prompter. When finished, he had a difficult time walking forward and keeping his eyes still as if the whole time he had them focussed on the head chiefdom. Check it out.

Valli6
07-03-2012, 12:01 PM
It was a test.

http://planetarbitrary.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Balok_laughing-300x223.jpg

Philhelm
07-03-2012, 01:44 PM
Maybe the TSA agent was on Team Picard?