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J_White
05-23-2012, 03:00 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18161870


How long before a body cavity bomb suspect is held, and we have to go through a cavity check at the airport at the hands of the friendly TSA agent ?

"A body cavity device would be just the latest chapter in the deadly cat and mouse game played between al-Qaeda and Western security officials when it comes to aviation. The terror group has consistently sought out new means of evading airport security regimes. "


Now tell me, don't you (relatively) love the naked body scanners ?

Yieu
05-23-2012, 03:25 AM
Now tell me, don't you (relatively) love the naked body scanners ?

No. Neither are acceptable.

kathy88
05-23-2012, 03:38 AM
I for one would feel much safer if the TSA shoved their fingers up my ass. Can't speak for everyone. :rolleyes:

J_White
05-23-2012, 04:31 AM
i was being satirical.


No. Neither are acceptable.

KEEF
05-23-2012, 04:47 AM
I for one would feel much safer if the TSA shoved their fingers up my ass. Can't speak for everyone. :rolleyes:

That's it, I'm chugging down milk of magnesia, prune juice, and raisin bran about an hour before checking in for my next flight. Just after I hear the latex glove snap onto the TSA's hand, let it rip.

ShaneEnochs
05-23-2012, 05:12 AM
Since they employed the body scanners, I've refused to fly anywhere. Until they at least just go back to wanding people / making them walk through just a metal detector, I'll be driving to all my destinations, regardless of distance.

paulbot24
05-23-2012, 05:50 AM
That's it, I'm chugging down milk of magnesia, prune juice, and raisin bran about an hour before checking in for my next flight. Just after I hear the latex glove snap onto the TSA's hand, let it rip.

Damn. Now that is one way to make a statement. Effing hilarious. Hard to do at 4 in the morning....

VIDEODROME
05-23-2012, 05:55 AM
Google search for The Ryan's Steakhouse Story.

ghengis86
05-23-2012, 06:16 AM
Since they employed the body scanners, I've refused to fly anywhere. Until they at least just go back to wanding people / making them walk through just a metal detector, I'll be driving to all my destinations, regardless of distance.

Same here.

tod evans
05-23-2012, 07:10 AM
I for one would feel much safer if the TSA shoved their fingers up my ass. Can't speak for everyone. :rolleyes:

From Cannonball Run

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/nikolas%20van%20helsing.jpg

Lishy
05-23-2012, 07:41 AM
The only one I'll allow to stick their finger up my ass is my wife, kthx. :rolleyes:

Also:

http://www.boingboing.net/filesroot/201011111141.jpg

Carehn
05-23-2012, 07:46 AM
any one against cavity checks for all is a terrorist and should be detained without charges indefinitely at a secret prison somewhere.

Carehn
05-23-2012, 07:47 AM
The only one I'll allow to stick their finger up my ass is my wife, kthx. :rolleyes:

Also:

http://www.boingboing.net/filesroot/201011111141.jpg

And your doctor, right?

Lishy
05-23-2012, 07:50 AM
And your doctor, right?
Um.. If my doctor is a chick, then there's no problem! :P

With the TSA, sure, I like it rough, but most of them are dudes! :X

Well... depends if she's hot or not... But we'll just categorize ugly TSA girls with guys for convenience! :D

J_White
05-23-2012, 10:34 PM
omg, i feel enraged !!! :mad:


The only one I'll allow to stick their finger up my ass is my wife, kthx. :rolleyes:

Also:

http://www.boingboing.net/filesroot/201011111141.jpg

J_White
05-23-2012, 10:35 PM
and by the way, we already have a scare about this - a woman on a plane says she has a bomb surgically implanted inside her !!
later she was found to be mentally unstable !! (or under influence of some zombifying drugs?)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q36XyGlRSeE

Victor Grey
05-23-2012, 10:50 PM
I am 1000x more concerned about the event of having someone stick their finger in my anus, due to being at an airport, than I am of someone having a bomb inside their butt.

I'd prefer to keep my dignity and take my chances with the mad anal blaster.
If we were not becoming a nation of cowards more people would feel the same.

ShaneEnochs
05-23-2012, 11:02 PM
I am 1000x more concerned about the event of having someone stick their finger in my anus, due to being at an airport, than I am of someone having a bomb inside their butt.

^^This, all day long^^

Xhin
05-24-2012, 06:05 AM
Woman has an explosive device surgically implanted in her body.
"One witness said she appeared to be mentally unstable".

Nah, implanting explosives in your body is perfectly normal. Around here if you don't have dynamite in your chest cavity you get made fun of. It's one of america's favorite pastimes, after all!

Also yeah, cavity searches will probably come from this. There's no need to be alarmed though, we've already given up most of our civil liberties, a couple more won't hurt.

bolil
05-24-2012, 12:41 PM
... What if the bomb isn't in the cavity.... but in the cheeks?

Raudsarw
05-24-2012, 01:37 PM
You god damn hippies, you just hate America and freedom. The TSA has to protect us by ramming fingers up our butts so the terrorists don't take our freedom.

jbauer
05-24-2012, 01:46 PM
Anyone remember the Movie Road Trip?

Cant figure out the embed you'll have to go to youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w-Rhd8x6WU&feature=related



<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_w-Rhd8x6WU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

MelissaCato
05-24-2012, 02:53 PM
Well, evidently these sick bastards need to rape us after they molest us. This bullshit has nothing to do with keeping us safe from terrorists .. this is about them getting off. OMG What about the infants n babies ???

Anti Federalist
05-24-2012, 03:07 PM
OMG What about the infants n babies ???

Like control freaks and sociopaths are attracted to "enforcement", pedophiles will be attracted to this.

jmdrake
05-24-2012, 03:25 PM
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Anti Federalist
05-24-2012, 03:30 PM
Relevant:

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?376901-The-flying-public-is-going-to-have-to-tolerate-more-invasive-searches.&highlight=Dianne+Feinstein