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DBJl4l4
04-17-2012, 03:35 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/iwnkuw.jpg


snapped a pic of this :eek: GEM :eek: on my friend's refrigerator!

MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2
04-17-2012, 03:41 PM
I think if that were true, they would have scooped him back up, no? Wouldn't the body float?

Sounds to me like another reason to go after synthetic cannabinoids, nevermind that they could have tremendous medical potential if found to be safe.

WilliamC
04-17-2012, 03:59 PM
Funny if true.

But how far and how fast would this sailor have had to run on board a ship full of fit, healthy young men crowded together while carrying a body over his shoulder?

I dunno, smells fishy to me.

Kinda like this recruiting add I remember from my childhood...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

Kotin
04-17-2012, 04:15 PM
Lol the real reason is cause they never had his body since he died several years ago..

Proph
04-17-2012, 04:31 PM
San Diego Reader Jan 26, 2012.

http://www.sandiegoreader.com/weblogs/almost-factual-news/2012/jan/03/oops/

*edit*Satire ftw!

Anti Federalist
04-17-2012, 04:40 PM
Lol the real reason is cause they never had his body since he died several years ago..

Winner.

/thread

Captain Shays
04-17-2012, 04:45 PM
My question is would the ship have approached Saudi Arabia before the three days was up? If no then this story is BS

TheTexan
04-17-2012, 04:49 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/382182185_7fe0d6af041.jpg

Liberty74
04-17-2012, 04:57 PM
Lol the real reason is cause they never had his body since he died several years ago..

Exactly...

No body! No pictures! No video! Situation room was staged with Biden, Barack and Hillary watching a black screen with Hillary gasping in shock. :eek:

How convenient?

So let's stage an event where we claimed we buried BL at sea in honor of the Muslim faith. Really? And how many other Muslims have we killed and been so gracious to get such burial? None because it never freaking happened.

MoneyWhereMyMouthIs2
04-17-2012, 05:41 PM
San Diego Reader Jan 26, 2012.

http://www.sandiegoreader.com/weblogs/almost-factual-news/2012/jan/03/oops/

*edit*Satire ftw!


It did sound too stupid to be true, but so is the official story. I agree they had no body, or they would have paraded it everywhere. Not to mention the constant story changes as the news broke.