Department of Homeland Security Introduces Green Police

[FrankRep]

http://www.thenewamerican.com/images/stories2012/09aApril/garbageinspector.001.jpg



The Department of Homeland Security has announced that it will be creating an "environmental justice" unit that will be overseeing environmental regulations, alongside local governments.


DHS Introduces Green Police (http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/politics/11505-dhs-introduces-green-police)


Raven Clabough | The New American (http://www.thenewamerican.com/)
13 April 2012


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New Green Police Audi Super Bowl Promo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxTNZUhesZk&feature=player_embedded

h/t JoshLowry

[tod evans]

Geeze, here they come...

http://laist.com/attachments/la_zach/swatting_911.jpg

[oyarde]

I have been waiting for this , time to put my sign up at the end of the drive way , I am a gent by nature , so I feel responsible to give fair warning ;)

[Danke]

This will catch the terrorists off guard.

[phill4paul]

This will catch the terrorists off guard.

I thought 'eco' terrorists were FOR enforcement of green laws? :p

[seraphson]

Thank God. I feel much safer now. I'm so proud to be in a country that scrutinizes and stretches its peoples tax dollars by the most efficient means possible.

On a more cereal matter; is this yet another foot stone towards Ag-21?

[jkr]

kick'n in doors since 2012...

who are these "people"?

[Anti Federalist]

And people thought I was nuts for saying that Officer Friendly would show up at your door for using prohibited light bulbs and toilets.

They'll be rooting around in your garbage as well.

[Anti Federalist]

Thank God. I feel much safer now. I'm so proud to be in a country that scrutinizes and stretches it's peoples tax dollars by the most efficient means possible.

On a more cereal matter; is this yes another foot stone towards Ag-21?

Yes, yes it is.

"Appropriate enforcement mechanisms" are in written into any UN treaty.

[WilliamC]

Seems like this old Cheap Trick song needs to be redone...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiVscqYrtfM

[Danke]

Seems like this old Cheap Trick song needs to be redone...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiVscqYrtfM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml54UuAoLSo

[Anti Federalist]

Massachusetts, where all that is not prohibited, is required, has had green cops for years, harassing and raising hell with everybody from boaters to snowmobilers.

http://www.boat-ed.com/ma/ma_specific_images/graphics/ma_env_police_vessel.jpg

So now, the feds will co-ordinate with Green Fusion Centers, for another layer of control over everybody's life.

[Lishy]

Great. In a sane world, the first thing on their agenda would be eliminating depleted uranium from our military. Of course, they'd rather jerk off instead of fixing real environmental problems caused by our federal government. Instead they blame the people, who hardly contribute to the mess in reality. WTF!?

[tod evans]

So now, the feds will co-ordinate with Green Fusion Centers, for another layer of control over everybody's life.

Oh thank God..........We're all safer now that federal tax dollars are allocated. (snark)

[Aratus]

the thought police are now wearing "green" and not camouflage?

[mad cow]

My county sent me a letter yesterday stating that if I wanted curbside recycling I would have to start paying for it,$6.25/Mo.No pay,no pickup.I never used it when it was "free",so people like me sure ain't gonna sign up and some feel good types who did it ain't gonna pay for it.We will see how long it remains voluntary.I bet the fee never goes down.

[JoshLowry]

This should have been the first reply to OP.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxTNZUhesZk

[Anti Federalist]

My county sent me a letter yesterday stating that if I wanted curbside recycling I would have to start paying for it,$6.25/Mo.No pay,no pickup.I never used it when it was "free",so people like me sure ain't gonna sign up and some feel good types who did it ain't gonna pay for it.We will see how long it remains voluntary.I bet the fee never goes down.

Good luck.

It won't be "voluntary" for long.

There will be "green cops" picking through your trash to ensure "compliance".

Oh, yeah and to send to the appropriate LE agencies for further investigation and prosecution for whatever else they may find while rummaging around in your trash.

[LibForestPaul]

Good luck.

It won't be "voluntary" for long.

There will be "green cops" picking through your trash to ensure "compliance".

Oh, yeah and to send to the appropriate LE agencies for further investigation and prosecution for whatever else they may find while rummaging around in your trash.

So, if you have a troublesome neighbour, and you go for a late night stroll drinking a can of Pepsi past your neighbour's trash, you get to watch a swat team the next morning at your neighbour's house, kewl!

[oyarde]

Geeze, here they come...

http://laist.com/attachments/la_zach/swatting_911.jpg That looks like a tar mac , only one weapon there that could hit anything and none on stable platform , I have been in bars , late at night when I was 16/17 years old ( a very ,very, long time ago ) in Chicago , Indianapolis, Cincinnati , Louisvlle ,Oklahoma... that none of these guys could walk away from if they pulled up out front in some ridiculous configuration similar , to that.... actually , ( when a young fellow ) would have found it quite comical , and just had a shot of Old Grand Dad , 100 Proof. Where did you find this ridiculous photo ??

[oyarde]

So, if you have a troublesome neighbour, and you go for a late night stroll drinking a can of Pepsi past your neighbour's trash, you get to watch a swat team the next morning at your neighbour's house, kewl!
Double penalty for the Pepsi , Baby Flavor shit .

[oyarde]

[QUOTE=FrankRep;4353448]http://www.thenewamerican.com/images/stories2012/09aApril/garbageinspector.001.jpg



The Department of Homeland Security has announced that it will be creating an "environmental justice" unit that will be overseeing environmental regulations, alongside local governments.
Wait a minute , just when did Buckeye Frank migrate to Houston Texas ?? I just noticed that , but I am getting old , and a bit slower ...

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[FrankRep]

Wait a minute , just when did Buckeye Frank migrate to Houston Texas ?? I just noticed that , but I am getting old , and a bit slower ...

Yep. I live in Houston, Texas now.

[tod evans]

Where did you find this ridiculous photo ??

Google swat team then hit images.........first page.

[oyarde]

My county sent me a letter yesterday stating that if I wanted curbside recycling I would have to start paying for it,$6.25/Mo.No pay,no pickup.I never used it when it was "free",so people like me sure ain't gonna sign up and some feel good types who did it ain't gonna pay for it.We will see how long it remains voluntary.I bet the fee never goes down.

Fine will be $7 ea month for not participating , send $5 , now to me and I will make it go away ;)