[VIDEO] To Save Pandas, We Must Eat Them

[AlexMerced]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boh3-atf1ag

[oyarde]

Pandas are just big racoons that are less adaptable and require huge swaths of a specific, forest . Even though , they are herbivores and I have not eaten one , I doubt they are very tasty :)

[specsaregood]

I'm down. I'd eat a panda steak.

[heavenlyboy34]

I'm down. I'd eat a panda steak. +1

[oyarde]

That will not really be an easy cut of meat off that animal , I suggest a smoked ham .Maybe inject some citrus juice , garlic , Italian dressing , a little bbq sauce , let me know how it tastes... ;)

[specsaregood]

That will not really be an easy cut of meat off that animal , I suggest a smoked ham .Maybe inject some citrus juice , garlic , Italian dressing , a little bbq sauce , let me know how it tastes... ;)

How about slow cooking it like a brisket instead until it is nice and tender. My pappi always used the "pickel juice" as the marinade, turned out nice.

[oyarde]

How about slow cooking it like a brisket instead until it is nice and tender. My pappi always used the "pickel juice" as the marinade, turned out nice.
The brisket sounds very good . Maybe we eat some brisket , have beers and put the other animal in my electric smoker , I have apple and hickory chips , last Thanksgiving I smoked an old cock pheasant and a wood duck in the smoker and used a mix of both kinds of wood chips , I used some orange sauce and Italian dressing for the marinade. Not bad.

[oyarde]

What kind of sales should I expect on my early offering of Panda Cookbook ??

[oyarde]

Then , I can take any leftovers from the carcass , render it down into some "purely organic lamp oil" and sell it to environmenatalists ? ;)

[oyarde]

Panda skins would probably make a sweet baby blanket ...

[messana]

Can't imagine pandas being good pets.

[eduardo89]

They seem to fat to be tasty.

[oyarde]

Well , we will not know until we skin it ....

[oyarde]

What about the smaller Red Panda ??

[eduardo89]

Kill one, cook it and I'll give it a try. I'm up for trying anything at least once.

Not to other: fried spider is very crunchy but not tasty. Ant egg tacos are supringly good though.

[oyarde]

It will be hard to replace true culinary treats like Chicharrones , with , just , big , picky raccoons...

[specsaregood]

They seem to fat to be tasty.

clearly you are not a farmer

[Danke]

Another great video by AlexMerced...

I'm gonna make one about saving the cute little Asian women.

[oyarde]

They seem to fat to be tasty. Fat is where the flavors come from , even if you do not eat it, you do not want to trim all of it off until you are ready to eat.

[oyarde]

Can't imagine pandas being good pets. Easy now , I already have my Panda Cookbook in the works .

[AlexMerced]

I'm surprised how this is probably the one video of mine that has gotten the most conversation out of, I talk about Monetary Systems and Economics, everyones like "ok", I talk about eating panda and everyone is like "LIBERTY!!!"

[oyarde]

I'm surprised how this is probably the one video of mine that has gotten the most conversation out of, I talk about Monetary Systems and Economics, everyones like "ok", I talk about eating panda and everyone is like "LIBERTY!!!" I like your other work more , this is just more fun ...

[eduardo89]

I'm surprised how this is probably the one video of mine that has gotten the most conversation out of, I talk about Monetary Systems and Economics, everyones like "ok", I talk about eating panda and everyone is like "LIBERTY!!!"

Now you know how to get our attention ;)

[specsaregood]

I'm surprised how this is probably the one video of mine that has gotten the most conversation out of, I talk about Monetary Systems and Economics, everyones like "ok", I talk about eating panda and everyone is like "LIBERTY!!!"

life is all about eating new and exciting things. you can't eat monetary systems.

[eduardo89]

life is all about eating new and exciting things. you can't eat monetary systems.

I once ate a coin. It hurt coming out.

[Danke]

life is all about eating new and exciting things. you can't eat monetary systems.

I thought it was the background. Not looking at a messy room.

[Danke]

I once ate a coin. It hurt coming out.

Irritate that anal fissure?

[eduardo89]

Irritate that anal fissure?

I was 5 or 6 and it was only a penny. Don't think it did any real damage, but it's not something I want to try again.

[AlexMerced]

I thought it was the background. Not looking at a messy room. lol, the messy room hasn't been around for a good 300-400 videos

[Napolitanic Wars]

Our man John Stossel goes into this in detail:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSPkVoGx5c4&feature=relmfu

[Danke]

lol, the messy room hasn't been around for a good 300-400 videos

K. Haven't watched since.

[specsaregood]

I once ate a coin. It hurt coming out.
I guess there is no way a coin isn't coming out sideways in some way.


I thought it was the background. Not looking at a messy room.
Put a naked hawt chick infront of that messy room, you won't notice the mess. i think this disproves your claim.

[specsaregood]

I was 5 or 6 and it was only a penny. Don't think it did any real damage, but it's not something I want to try again.
prude.

[Danke]

Put a naked hawt chick infront of that messy room, you won't notice the mess. i think this disproves your claim.

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/customprofilepics/profilepic6383_1.gif

[specsaregood]

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/customprofilepics/profilepic6383_1.gif
exactly.

[heavenlyboy34]

I was 5 or 6 and it was only a penny. Don't think it did any real damage, but it's not something I want to try again.
Hey, 5/6 year olds can be curious about "exploring" too. Especially the lazy Meskins who have nothing better to do. ;)

[Anti Federalist]

Now you know how to get our attention ;)

Are you not entertained!!???

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/005/areyounotentertained.jpg

[Anti Federalist]

This thread is why we can't have nice things.

[Anti Federalist]

http://www.chinahearsay.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/sexual-harassment-panda4.jpg

[specsaregood]

This thread is why we can't have nice things.
you are avoiding the question.

Would you, AF eat a panda steak or panda brisket?

[Anti Federalist]

you are avoiding the question.

Would you, AF eat a panda steak or panda brisket?

A panda is a bruin.

I've eaten bruin meat before and found it to be, frankly, pretty nasty and tough.

So I think Imma gonna have to go with the brisket with some home made hot bbq sauce.

[AlexMerced]

I'll make a nice stew

[oyarde]

A panda is a bruin.

I've eaten bruin meat before and found it to be, frankly, pretty nasty and tough.

So I think Imma gonna have to go with the brisket with some home made hot bbq sauce. Run that bear through a meat grinder , adding some meat tenderizer ,add a little bit of spicy cheese , a little worcestershire sauuce , Italian dressing ,patty it up ,throw it on the grill , cook until just about well done ( kills any Trich ) , throw it on a bun , slice of onion, dab of Heinz 57 ,tasty.

[oyarde]

I'll make a nice stew Then , I would pepper it , sear/brown it in the bottom of the pan in butter or olive oil , then throw in the onions,sliced, wait a minute add chicken or turkey broth, throw in a bunch of potatoes , some carrots , a little celery finely chopped , and let it cook until carrots are done . Your in ! What kind of wine with that ?

[Anti Federalist]

Run that bear through a meat grinder , adding some meat tenderizer ,add a little bit of spicy cheese , a little worcestershire sauuce , Italian dressing ,patty it up ,throw it on the grill , cook until just about well done ( kills any Trich ) , throw it on a bun , slice of onion, dab of Heinz 57 ,tasty.

I actually made a Homer noise at that. LoL

[oyarde]

A panda is a bruin.

I've eaten bruin meat before and found it to be, frankly, pretty nasty and tough.

So I think Imma gonna have to go with the brisket with some home made hot bbq sauce. The brisket does sound good, I had not had any in a long time , I have a buddy of mine that makes a mean brisket , I am going to visit him end of June , think I will call his wife this week and put my request in .

[AlexMerced]

where can we find some pandas laying around for comsumption

[bolil]

China.

[TheLibertarianNationalist]

may be not pigs..

Pigs are extremely adaptable. In only a few months outside of captivity, they revert to being wild animals in breed in huge numbers. It's a gigantic problem in Australia, Texas, Louisiana, etc.. where feral pigs survive and thrive. Threatening to overtake entire ecosystems.


http://graphics1.snopes.com/photos/animals/graphics/hogzilla_small.jpg

[RonRules]

Panda skins would probably make a sweet baby blanket ...

Maybe, but it would also make a hell of a panda suit.

[jmdrake]

So the animals we don't eat or have as pets go extinct. Okay. Who's the wiseguy eating rats and keeping mosquitoes as pets?

[AlexMerced]

So the animals we don't eat or have as pets go extinct. Okay. Who's the wiseguy eating rats and keeping mosquitoes as pets?

I didn't say animals we don't eat or have as pets go extinct (this would be false)

I said animals we do eat or have as pets don't go extinct (this doesn't mean all other species go extinct, but that those in this category do not)

similar but very different meaning statements

More accurately I should of said, is that animals that are part of an indivudals property last

for example, when the buffalo and fish were free game, we hunted them to near extinction

but now that people OWN buffola and farm them, they are coming back and they are moving in the same direction with fish.

[Danke]

I didn't say animals we don't eat or have as pets go extinct (this would be false)

I said animals we do eat or have as pets don't go extinct (this doesn't mean all other species go extinct, but that those in this category do not)

similar but very different meaning statements

More accurately I should of said, is that animals that are part of an indivudals property last

for example, when the buffalo and fish were free game, we hunted them to near extinction

but now that people OWN buffola and farm them, they are coming back and they are moving in the same direction with fish.

http://mygratitudelife.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/to-serve-man.jpg

[jmdrake]

Try to ruin a good joke why don't ya? :rolleyes: Glad you cleaned it up to ownership rather than simply whether or not they are eaten. Of course nobody was ever prevented by law from owning buffalo. As for pandas, the other problem is that there's not a great success rate in breeding them in captivity. So it's questionable if that's an economically viable plan.


I didn't say animals we don't eat or have as pets go extinct (this would be false)

I said animals we do eat or have as pets don't go extinct (this doesn't mean all other species go extinct, but that those in this category do not)

similar but very different meaning statements

More accurately I should of said, is that animals that are part of an indivudals property last

for example, when the buffalo and fish were free game, we hunted them to near extinction

but now that people OWN buffola and farm them, they are coming back and they are moving in the same direction with fish.

[AlexMerced]

Try to ruin a good joke why don't ya? :rolleyes: Glad you cleaned it up to ownership rather than simply whether or not they are eaten. Of course nobody was ever prevented by law from owning buffalo. As for pandas, the other problem is that there's not a great success rate in breeding them in captivity. So it's questionable if that's an economically viable plan.

lol, I only used Pandas as an aexample, cause they are cute so I fugred eating something cute would get peoples attention. The breeding may be an issue, but it's not an issue for all endangered species.

[oyarde]

Try to ruin a good joke why don't ya? :rolleyes: Glad you cleaned it up to ownership rather than simply whether or not they are eaten. Of course nobody was ever prevented by law from owning buffalo. As for pandas, the other problem is that there's not a great success rate in breeding them in captivity. So it's questionable if that's an economically viable plan. Pandas are weird , they do not like to screw , but quit telling people , I will be half done with my Panda cookbook next week.

[AlexMerced]

what other good endanged species would be tasty

[thoughtomator]

what other good endanged species would be tasty

Stuffed Bernanke with a little glazed Corzine on the side

[anaconda]

I can't imagine slaughtering one of these cute and beautiful creatures.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R6vMPYR1vo

[eduardo89]

I can't imagine slaughtering one of these cute and beautiful creatures.

The little one probably has very tender meat.

[heavenlyboy34]

I can't imagine slaughtering one of these cute and beautiful creatures.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R6vMPYR1vo
Just shave it first, and don't name it.