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nedomedo
03-19-2012, 07:34 PM
100:
Candidate who holds massive rallies much bigger than all of his opponents put together will usually finish last.

Tyler_Durden
03-19-2012, 07:36 PM
I'll bite....

99: The GOP actually wants Obama to be re-elected.

Philosophy_of_Politics
03-19-2012, 07:39 PM
98: The Grand Ole' Party is not really so Grand after-all.

The Dark Knight
03-19-2012, 07:43 PM
97: No Matter how popular a candidate is with the youth, the GOP will still essentially ignore you and let the Democrats win that vote.

LinRasinti
03-19-2012, 07:44 PM
100:
Candidate who holds massive rallies much bigger than all of his opponents put together will usually finish last.


100a: Targeting a group that don't vote is a surefire losing strategy.

wgadget
03-19-2012, 07:46 PM
100a: Targeting a group that don't vote is a surefire losing strategy.

They voted for Obama, did they not?

twomp
03-19-2012, 07:48 PM
100a: Targeting a group that don't vote is a surefire losing strategy.

Yah that totally didn't work for Obama in 2008 huh? ooh wait...

UtahApocalypse
03-19-2012, 07:50 PM
97: Its fair to change Caucus, Convention, or other Party rules midgame.

nedomedo
03-19-2012, 07:51 PM
96: If a candidate is 200 points behind and you still have 16% of the votes to count its pretty safe just to announce the winner and ignore the rest of the votes.

cartemj06
03-19-2012, 07:58 PM
95: I am not alone

FSP-Rebel
03-19-2012, 08:01 PM
94)
http://i44.tinypic.com/swtuld.jpg
Losers, duh.

thoughtomator
03-19-2012, 08:02 PM
93) "Those who count the votes, they decide everything."

Supernaut
03-19-2012, 08:02 PM
92: Birth control, abortion, and pornography apparently are the greatest issues facing our country today. :rolleyes:

Tyler_Durden
03-19-2012, 08:03 PM
91: I hate Apathy.

Rebel4Liberty
03-19-2012, 08:06 PM
My take..

90 : The GOP are NOT conservative republicans and more less right-wing christian fundamentalist incapable of embracing the libertarian ideology

soulcyon
03-19-2012, 08:08 PM
90: Many people born this number's year found that voting for Obama was a grave mistake.

1stAmendguy
03-19-2012, 08:11 PM
My take..

90 : The GOP are NOT conservative republicans and more less right-wing christian fundamentalist incapable of embracing the libertarian ideology

90a: And their hand-picked candidates (Romney, Gingrich, Santorum) are paper tiger fiscal conservatives.

robert9712000
03-19-2012, 08:12 PM
89: The Media can Lie about whatever they want and the sheeple will eat it up,because in there mind Media = The Gospel Truth.

TurkishMarch
03-19-2012, 08:14 PM
88: Never underestimate the difficulty of overcoming the combination of ignorance and passion. (Don't try to understand it either, because that's infuriating.)

Tyler_Durden
03-19-2012, 08:16 PM
87: I'm capable of jumping up and cheering during a Debate in the same manner I would at a sporting event.

ChristianAnarchist
03-19-2012, 08:17 PM
86: Homophobes like Santorum (think...)

1stAmendguy
03-19-2012, 08:17 PM
88: Never underestimate the difficulty of overcoming the combination of ignorance and passion. (Don't try to understand it either, because that's infuriating.)

That combination has a name - ignorance is strength.

1stAmendguy
03-19-2012, 08:22 PM
85: A particular rowdy group of South Carolinians apparently love war and the New Testament.

nedomedo
03-19-2012, 08:25 PM
84:
If you advocate invading countries and bombing people, and you give money to planned parenthood you are pro life.

Jack Bauer
03-19-2012, 08:32 PM
83: Pizza may get you the ladies but not the votes. :(

Liberty Rebellion
03-19-2012, 08:35 PM
82: Video cameras should be used at all times

Supernaut
03-19-2012, 08:35 PM
85: A particular rowdy group of South Carolinians apparently love war and the New Testament.

http://jakeisfantastic.com/images/Spray%20and%20Pray%204.jpg

Aden
03-19-2012, 08:36 PM
81.) Ron Paul has the biggest caucus.

Tyler_Durden
03-19-2012, 08:40 PM
80: They really do think he's dangerous to them.

Cleaner44
03-19-2012, 08:42 PM
79:
The Golden Rule is for pussies not Christians.

bobmurph
03-19-2012, 08:54 PM
78. Unfortunately, elections are NOT about ideas.

dbill27
03-19-2012, 09:00 PM
77. Nominating mccain was a bad idea because he was a moderate who inspired no one, so the GOP thinks it's a better idea to nominate an even more liberal moderate who inspires less excitement and couldn't even beat mccain.

dbill27
03-19-2012, 09:01 PM
76. The GOP thinks that nominating Ron Paul would be unelectable in the general election despite every single poll proving otherwise, not to mention, he's the only GOP candidate winning head to head with independants.

dbill27
03-19-2012, 09:03 PM
75. The tea party hates bailouts, government healthcare, and deficits, but they'll vote for a candidate who supported all of them.

No Free Beer
03-19-2012, 09:03 PM
74: The GOP is on their way out.

dbill27
03-19-2012, 09:05 PM
74: The GOP is on their way out.

correction, we're less than a generation away from owning the GOP

TurkishMarch
03-19-2012, 09:06 PM
79:
The Golden Rule is for pussies not Christians.
I LOL'd.

jacmicwag
03-19-2012, 09:06 PM
73. At this rate, we'll have more original songs and YouTubes than votes in 2016.

No Free Beer
03-19-2012, 09:08 PM
correction, we're less than a generation away from owning the GOP

Correction,

we will not.

We will form our own party.

stuntman stoll
03-19-2012, 09:09 PM
73. People are dumb AND evil

No Free Beer
03-19-2012, 09:10 PM
72: Pleading to follow the Constitution goes against the GOP's morals.

Tyler_Durden
03-19-2012, 09:12 PM
71: No matter how hard I try, I can't convince everyone of this truth bomb:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/429565_402012099824344_387458607946360_1553310_138 7024604_n.jpg?dl=1

dbill27
03-19-2012, 09:12 PM
71. CNN can create a candidate surge by saying "santorum surge" non stop for a week before he iowa caucus with no proof of such a thing

andrew1229649
03-19-2012, 09:14 PM
66: The Republican and Democratic party are exactly the same ( I use to say it all the time, now I know it is true)

No Free Beer
03-19-2012, 09:14 PM
70: I feel like crying.

stuntman stoll
03-19-2012, 09:16 PM
66. Regardless of your record, if you call yourself "conservative" a certain number of times, you are then a conservative (and it means whatever each republican wants it to mean)

dbill27
03-19-2012, 09:16 PM
- Republicans think that Israel is the 51st state

andrew1229649
03-19-2012, 09:18 PM
Go back and edit your post so the numbers appear correctly :D

Tyler_Durden
03-19-2012, 09:20 PM
64: RPF members can't keep up with the countdown. :D

dbill27
03-19-2012, 09:20 PM
64: RPF members can't keep up with the countdown. :D

not that easy when everyone posts simultaneously

stuntman stoll
03-19-2012, 09:23 PM
This thread could have been "1000 things i learned..."

jacmicwag
03-19-2012, 09:23 PM
Go back to your post, click Edit and get the numbers right.

Anti Federalist
03-19-2012, 09:23 PM
63 - Freedom is not all that popular. For most people it's a just a meaningless, throw away word.

stuntman stoll
03-19-2012, 09:26 PM
62 - Ron Paul deserves better

stuntman stoll
03-19-2012, 09:27 PM
61 - America deserves Obama

stuntman stoll
03-19-2012, 09:30 PM
60 - With 3000 counties in the US there should be 1, just 1 where freedom is given a chance. Wouldn't it teach a lesson when the most God forsaken peace in the country would be turned into our own "Hong Kong"?

Tyler_Durden
03-19-2012, 09:33 PM
59: You can be arrested for recording with a camera while people around you are recording with a camera.

Tyler_Durden
03-19-2012, 09:35 PM
58: You can campaign completely opposite of your entire record, yet people will still believe and support you.

stuntman stoll
03-19-2012, 09:36 PM
57: Bachman, Perry, and Pawlenty learned that they got out of the race too soon. All three would be beating Santorum at this point

smithtg
03-19-2012, 09:46 PM
56 every candidate (except one) for president wants war and supports the military industrial complex

craezie
03-19-2012, 10:03 PM
55. Most TEA party members are Television Educated A-holes.

PaulConventionWV
03-19-2012, 10:06 PM
http://jakeisfantastic.com/images/Spray%20and%20Pray%204.jpg

LOL some people are such hypocrites.

PaulConventionWV
03-19-2012, 10:09 PM
91: I hate Apathy.

91b: but I prefer apathy over zealous support of state crimes.

Pauls' Revere
03-19-2012, 10:11 PM
88: Never underestimate the difficulty of overcoming the combination of ignorance and passion. (Don't try to understand it either, because that's infuriating.)

88a) Don't waste valuable time trying to convince/convert diehard opposition. Convince/convert those with an open mind willing to accept liberty and freedom.

wgadget
03-19-2012, 10:13 PM
54. If you're a candidate for president with media connections, you can get someone to make a YouTube that tells lies about another candidate and get the media to blast it all over the airwaves two days before a primary.

Ninja Homer
03-19-2012, 10:14 PM
53. There are many ways to rig an election, and the establishment uses them all.

HenryKnoxFineBooks
03-19-2012, 10:16 PM
52. Randy Travis is worth 500 votes if played in AMES (and therefore, a win in Iowa, and Maine, and ...)

Liberty Rebellion
03-19-2012, 10:19 PM
51. The candidate that receives the most money from active duty military than all the other candidates combined is clearly the one with the worst foreign policy

hardrightedge
03-19-2012, 10:21 PM
50. The internet is dead...

Pauls' Revere
03-19-2012, 10:21 PM
50) Moneybombs are cool !!!

Tyler_Durden
03-19-2012, 10:21 PM
48: you can outperform other GOP Candidates in polls against Obama and still be asked if you'll run 3rd Party.

oldsmobile98
03-19-2012, 10:23 PM
47. Most people really don't care and won't care until the state throws them in jail for a victimless crime.

Tyler_Durden
03-19-2012, 10:26 PM
47. Most people really don't care and won't care until the state throws them in jail for a victimless crime.

46: Less than 2% of my "friends" on my personal Facebook page have a clue about what's really going on.

oldsmobile98
03-19-2012, 10:27 PM
45. If you really engage in the freedom movement, you will meet some of the most patriotic and amazing people in the world.

Ninja Homer
03-19-2012, 10:31 PM
46: Less than 2% of my "friends" on my personal Facebook page have a clue about what's really going on.

46a: More than 98% of my facebook friends ignore anything I post about Ron Paul.

Ninja Homer
03-19-2012, 10:35 PM
44: The real object of an election is to vote for who you think is going to win, otherwise you might somehow be seen as a loser, because politics is just like a sporting event.

wgadget
03-19-2012, 10:36 PM
43. If you've spent months on the campaign trail as an embedded reporter for Ron Paul, it's hard to let him go.

coffeewithchess
03-19-2012, 10:38 PM
They voted for Obama, did they not?

Not by the numbers they were expecting I think though.
Here is one interesting piece on it..then and now:
http://www.civicyouth.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/CIRCLE_Release_Cumulative_March12.pdf

J_White
03-19-2012, 10:38 PM
the image is too good !


71: No matter how hard I try, I can't convince everyone of this truth bomb:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/429565_402012099824344_387458607946360_1553310_138 7024604_n.jpg?dl=1

oldsmobile98
03-19-2012, 10:38 PM
42.We have a TON of education to do.

Stated more positively: everyone who loves liberty is in a target-rich environment and has been provided by Ron Paul with thousands of info-bullets.

J_White
03-19-2012, 10:42 PM
41. Republicans hate TSA and acts like NDAA, yet will find Romney irresistibly "electable" who would have signed the NDAA too !!

Victor Grey
03-19-2012, 10:44 PM
40: People give up too easily.

Tyler_Durden
03-19-2012, 10:46 PM
39: nobody can tell you what The Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

1stAmendguy
03-19-2012, 10:47 PM
38:

Romney hates his dog

Santorum hates gays and muslims

Gingrich hates the media

The media hates Ron Paul

Anti Federalist
03-19-2012, 11:05 PM
53. There are many ways to rig an election, and the establishment uses them all.

+rep

37: Any "delegate strategy" will end up with Reince Priebus calling out SWAT, closing down the convention and arresting every RP delegate. Missouri was a foreshadow of things to come.

coffeewithchess
03-19-2012, 11:09 PM
37: a) Know your target audience
b) Be prepared for the kitchen sink, before it hits you
c) The majority of voters are ignorant and do what they hear from the radio/tv

ape
03-20-2012, 12:33 AM
36.) This country and the majority of voters have turned into a complete joke.

floridasun1983
03-20-2012, 01:07 AM
35.)Buddy Roemer is more popular than Ron Paul in Puerto Rico.

JudgeNapFan
03-20-2012, 01:17 AM
34.) "Anyone but Obama!"...except if he/she is NOT virtually the same as him.

oldsmobile98
03-20-2012, 01:49 AM
34.) "Anyone but Obama!"...except if he/she is NOT virtually the same as him.

+1 Rep. Big government Republicans love the phrase "anyone but Obama," because that's one qualification they can meet. For that matter, Hillary Clinton meets it.

oldsmobile98
03-20-2012, 01:51 AM
33. Chuck Norris doesn't get the Constitution. He endorsed a candidate that voted for the Lautenberg Gun Ban and the Gun Free School Zones Act instead of endorsing a champion of the Bill of Rights.

noneedtoaggress
03-20-2012, 01:53 AM
32) There are a TON of people going to Ron Paul rallies. Our movement is growing by leaps and bounds, all while the entire system is stacked against us!

anaconda
03-20-2012, 02:13 AM
#78) We live in a country that is far more controlled than most of us are prepared to comprehend. It's almost liberating for me to finally believe this. With this in mind, I think I can say that Ron Paul has made a much bigger blip on the radar than most of us can appreciate or are prepared to understand.

mikeforliberty
03-20-2012, 02:16 AM
31) I'm moving to New Hampshire

anaconda
03-20-2012, 02:17 AM
#69) The powers that be do ACTUALLY get nervous about populist uprisings.

anaconda
03-20-2012, 02:18 AM
31) I'm moving to New Hampshire

Have a good time...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKQEQ7qHvgM

Wooden Indian
03-20-2012, 02:27 AM
#30

The lesser of two evils is still evil.

Muwahid
03-20-2012, 02:51 AM
29. Israel is the 51st state

PolicyReader
03-20-2012, 03:04 AM
Not sure where this fits on the number scale but I bet it goes in there somewhere
http://www.thoughtsfromaconservativemom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/gopvoters.jpg

kathy88
03-20-2012, 04:50 AM
28. Real men have a man crush on Ron Paul.

tbone717
03-20-2012, 05:11 AM
I have a few, because this was actually something I have been working on:

27) Retail politics is still the most effective way of campaigning.
26) Social media is great for shaping opinions on issues, but is ineffective at GOTV
25) Don't duplicate efforts
24) Tailoring your message to your intended audience is essential.
23) Negative allegations need to be addressed, corrected and silenced
22) All 99 counties in Iowa are worthy of a visit.
21) Never "skip" an early state regardless of the potential outcome.

That's about all for now.

Tyler_Durden
03-20-2012, 05:51 AM
20. Raycom Media won't fire or censor a Journalist who goes out of his way to report the truth.

kill the banks
03-20-2012, 06:24 AM
19 declare War on them

Tyler_Durden
03-20-2012, 06:32 AM
18. The Black-Outs and Marginalization will remain standard operating procedure regardless of whether Ron Paul is 1 of 10 Candidates or down to 1 of 4.

klamath
03-20-2012, 06:41 AM
17; Don't sell your ideas as RP's if they are different.

The One
03-20-2012, 06:42 AM
http://jakeisfantastic.com/images/Spray%20and%20Pray%204.jpg



http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/9/9d/EasterUnderAttack.jpg

klamath
03-20-2012, 06:42 AM
16; Don't repeatedly insult the very demographics you are trying to win.

klamath
03-20-2012, 06:45 AM
15; Candidates need to personally campaign in every county of the early primary states.

tbone717
03-20-2012, 06:57 AM
14) Focus on internal faults rather than blaming everyone else.

klamath
03-20-2012, 07:00 AM
13; Don't try and use the military donations as a campaign ad out of one side of your mouth and insult the troops out of the other side of you mouth.

Tyler_Durden
03-20-2012, 07:12 AM
13; Don't try and use the military donations as a campaign ad out of one side of your mouth and insult the troops out of the other side of you mouth.

Huh?

tfurrh
03-20-2012, 07:46 AM
12: Rand Paul is shorter than he looks,....and he looks very short. (I met him in IA)

iamse7en
03-20-2012, 07:50 AM
11: The globalists are desperate and truly fear the Ron Paul Revolution.

nobody's_hero
03-20-2012, 08:01 AM
100a: Targeting a group that don't vote is a surefire losing strategy.

100b: Targeting a group that does vote but just won't vote for Ron Paul is also a surefire losing strategy.

UtahApocalypse
03-20-2012, 08:16 AM
10) According to the media rally of 50 Santorum supporters shows more support then that of 1400 Ron Paul supporters.

pen_thief
03-20-2012, 08:18 AM
9) Americans have come to love their chains.

Cinderella
03-20-2012, 08:22 AM
8. Dr. Paul always wears really comfortable shoes :)

kill the banks
03-20-2012, 08:25 AM
7 dr Paul is the BOSS

Tyler_Durden
03-20-2012, 08:28 AM
6. If I was single and still in my 20's, I would've totally utilized the R3volution to hook-up. ;)

Don't judge me.

kill the banks
03-20-2012, 08:55 AM
6. If I was single and still in my 20's, I would've totally utilized the R3volution to hook-up. ;)

Don't judge me.

seems cool to me

Voluntary Man
03-20-2012, 09:20 AM
#s 1-100: The GOP is the right hand of the DNC, and the DNC is the left hand of the GOP.

AdamT
03-20-2012, 09:25 AM
6. Every vote cast for Ron Paul scares the hell out of the Establishment.

smtwngrl
03-20-2012, 09:56 AM
5. The MSM is "for entertainment purposes only". The courts have upheld their legal right to lie. http://www.relfe.com/media_can_legally_lie.html

(A majority of people are unaware of this, however.)

PaulConventionWV
03-20-2012, 10:16 AM
15; Candidates need to personally campaign in every county of the early primary states.

Not true.

klamath
03-20-2012, 10:24 AM
Not true.
Not, not true.

tbone717
03-20-2012, 10:53 AM
4. Many Ron Paul supporters are afraid to look at the faults of the candidate and campaign and prefer to blame everyone else for the losses.

jolynna
03-20-2012, 11:05 AM
31) I'm moving to New Hampshire

Costa Rico for me!

cjm
03-20-2012, 11:50 AM
3) A modern, complex, multi-dimensional foreign policy can be boiled down into a single word.

Crystallas
03-20-2012, 11:54 AM
2) Boo the golden rule when possible.

cjm
03-20-2012, 12:01 PM
1) My father was right, television really is the idiot box.

nedomedo
03-20-2012, 12:30 PM
101:
Those who want to trade with other nations and be in peace with them are isolationists.

Anti Federalist
03-20-2012, 12:48 PM
1) My father was right, television really is the idiot box.

Number One and thread winner.

That is all.

/thread

Darthbrooklyn
03-20-2012, 12:59 PM
1. There are terrorists around every street corner and all of our oil comes from the middle east.

Darthbrooklyn
03-20-2012, 01:00 PM
2. Never move to South Carolina

Akus
03-20-2012, 01:02 PM
Yah that totally didn't work for Obama in 2008 huh? ooh wait...
Obama did a massive black voter turn out, not necessarily young white one. I should know, I've attended last election's primaries.....

Darthbrooklyn
03-20-2012, 01:04 PM
3. Israel is the 51st State

jt8025
03-20-2012, 01:07 PM
We going back up in numbers now?

Tyrion Lannister
03-20-2012, 01:09 PM
94: The majority of the GOP are liberals.

enjerth
03-20-2012, 01:26 PM
http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/9/9d/EasterUnderAttack.jpg

Under Seige: The Rising

nedomedo
03-20-2012, 09:57 PM
4.
Palestinians are apparently invented people.

truthspeaker
03-20-2012, 10:08 PM
(106)

5. KNOW ROBERT'S RULES OF ORDER

Victor Grey
03-20-2012, 11:06 PM
107: If you do know Robert's Rules of Order, you're probably still going to somehow be a trespassing rioter if you disagree with the entrenched board.
Learn it anyway though.