Mitt Romney can relate to black people (satire)

[rambone]

Just a play on Mitt's multiple comments about knowing NASCAR owners and NFL Team owners. :D

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Mitt Romney: I Can Relate To Black People, My Ancestors Once Owned Slaves (http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/03/13/mitt-romney-i-can-relate-to-black-people-my-ancestors-once-owned-slaves/)

http://www.freewoodpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/RomneySpeech.jpeg


So far, he has told citizens that he is friends with NASCAR owners, NFL owners, and now that he is related to slave owners. Stick to economic policy Mitt, that’s your strong point. Your history at Bain Capital speaks for itself.

[thoughtomator]

This was Romney's first draft at a campaign site:

http://blackpeopleloveus.com/

[Titus]

This is almost as bad as saying Mitt can relate to illegal immigrants because he had one working at his house.