View Full Version : Mad Dog 20/20 GOTV Campaign.

03-10-2012, 06:02 PM
New strategy folks.

Seems like the GOTV strategy with the youth vote and under 30 is not working.

Time to refocus our efforts!!!

Time to implement the: Mad Dog 20/20 GOTV Campaign

What is Mad Dog 20/20?

MD Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry http://www.bumwine.com/bumwine/md_bling.jpgwhere the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that MD 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in MD 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.

Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of MD 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.

Real cheap too!!!

MD 20/20 Red Grape (http://www.argonautliquor.com/r/products/md-20-20-red-grape)

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What's the strategy?

For future Primary and Caucus States, the grassroots will canvass back alleys and local wino hangouts and promise the town drunks a FREE bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 if they go vote for Ron Paul on voting day. What town drunk would turn down this offer?

I believe with this offer, we could possibly get 100% turn-out for votes as opposed to the college students who are averaging about 10% turn-out. Hell, what drunk doesn't like their FREEDOM? It's a win-win situation.

What do ya say? Let's get this thing started!!!