FBI Fliers Reveal Profile Of A Perfect Terrorist, They Pay For Coffee With Cash

[QuickZ06]

Keeping you safe while you sleep....


If you're in Starbucks and notice a nondescript individual paying for their coffee with cash - watch out.

According to the FBI you might have found evidence of a terrorist plot.

A series of fliers distributed to companies around the United States by the FBI and the Bureau of Justice Assistance appear to give workers and business owners exactly this advice.

The fliers, as highlighted by the miscellania blog BoingBoing, are intended to help various businesses from hobby shop owners to car rental services identify suspicious people who might be involved in terrorist activity.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/02/14/fbi-perfect-terrorist-coffee-cash_n_1276494.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

[Expatriate]

Most people I know are terrorists then.

Where I live if you pay for your coffee with anything else but cash it's considered rude, as it holds up the line and delays people from getting their morning coffee.

[QuickZ06]

Most people I know are terrorists then.

Where I live if you pay for your coffee with anything else but cash it's considered rude, as it holds up the line and delays people from getting their morning coffee.

Good thing I'm not a coffee drinker. I only pay with credit. I lose cash to easily.

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[Brian Coulter]

Good thing I'm not a coffee drinker. I only pay with credit. I lose cash to easily.

I'll be using cash from now on.

[aGameOfThrones]

I'll be using cash from now on.

Finally I can use my "See something, Say something" App for iOS. Thank you!

[DamianTV]

FBI Brainwashing of FBI Agents.

The Fear Mongering Tactics of having the General Public seeing Terrorists every place they look just isnt working because people are waking up. What this sounds like to me is an attempt to instill a sense of Fear in the FBI Agents (and most other Govt Employees) and psychologically make US the Enemy. They are being conditioned to think that we are Mundanes. To think that We are Evil because we want to do what we want to do when we want to do it. And they will use ANY EXCUSE that can validate that logic in the minds of those who are most suseptible to their Brainwashing Techniques. It wouldnt suprise me if they said anyone who drinks coffee with sugar and not aspartame or other Artifical Brain Injuring Syntheitc Poisons is a Terrorist. The eventual conclusion is that if you are not an Employee of the Govt in some way shape or form, then you ARE the Terrorist, at least in their minds...

[youngbuck]

I'll be using cash from now on.

I agree. I very rarely use cash, mainly cause I'm too lazy to go to the ATM. But in light of this, I think I'm going to start using it a lot more often.

[AGRP]

Who on earth credit cards to pay for a cup of coffee? I would be more concerned about those people.

edit: Apparently, some people here do :)

[amonasro]

Who on earth credit cards to pay for a cup of coffee? I would be more concerned about those people.

edit: Apparently, some people here do :)

I do, but only when I don't have cash. If it's a big place like Starbucks I don't care. But if it's a local business I go out of my way to use cash, because they have to pay a fee and on small amounts they don't make much profit.

[mosquitobite]

Someone ought to call Dave Ramsey with this news... ;)

[AGRP]

I do, but only when I don't have cash. If it's a big place like Starbucks I don't care. But if it's a local business I go out of my way to use cash, because they have to pay a fee and on small amounts they don't make much profit.

Im not a coffee drinker, so I wouldn't know. Im thinking about the price/convenience ratio.

[oyarde]

I make my coffee at home , but just today , here are my total transactions ; I picked up a flashlight for my elderly Mother last weekend , delivered it yesterday , it was 7.49 , she gave ma a $10 ( SHE INSISTED ), today , I stopped , had a cup of coffee and left her 2.50 , in Cash , went to work , left , got a six pack of beer , paid 10.58 , in CASH , went by the gas station by the liquor store , gas was 3.08 today , got $21 worth , paid in CASH. Oh they are so smart , they have found me so easily , I have never been to a Starbucks more than twice in my life. I am sure , though , that I paid in cash.

[RickyJ]

I will never be considered a perfect terrorist by them then, I don't drink coffee.

Who knew terrorists all drank coffee before becoming suicidal? :D

[John F Kennedy III]

I will never be considered a perfect terrorist by them then, I don't drink coffee.

Who knew terrorists all drank coffee before becoming suicidal? :D

It's a new ritual. We're all doing it.

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Organize & PROMOTE an #AntiTerror campaign by urging Patriots to #BoycottStarbucks, that we may isolate and nab #Terrorists.

Watch what happens.

[WilliamC]

Part of the push to eliminate cash and force everyone to use trackable electronic debit cards instead.

Or if you prefer they can just implant a small credit chip in your hand and vola! You are FREE from HAVING to use cash.

[cheapseats]

Part of the push to eliminate cash and force everyone to use trackable electronic debit cards instead.



Yep.

And Starbucks is a CASH COW. And the bottom line IS the bottom line.

If Commoners want Principals to CHANGE, they must quit harping about principles and start IMPACTING BOTTOM LINES.

Money trumps ALL in America. Via Liberty & Justice or via Oppression & Injustice makes no never-mind to TPTB...so long as they "make" more than they lose.

[Todd]

FBI

F'ing. Bureaucrat. Incompetance

[dvalukis]

God, the new "communist". It's crazy.

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FBI

F'ing. Bureaucrat. Incompetance


FBI

FULL BLOODED IRISH

[Todd]

Gues I should have been profiled this weekend when I used 4 quarters and a dime for my McCafe. :rolleyes:

[Philhelm]

What's next, terrorists tend to go to strip clubs with a bunch of one dollar bills?

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ImplausibleEndeavors @MindOfMo
#FBI suggests #Terrorists PAY CASH FOR #COFFEE. Global peons should rightly #BoycottStarbucks, that we may isolate AND CAPTURE #Terrorists!



ImplausibleEndeavors @MindOfMo
IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING. Take down license plates & descriptions of PEOPLE WHO PAY CASH FOR #COFFEE; report them to #FBI & #DHS.

[brushfire]

Hmm... THE FED: Creating terrorists, 1 dollar at a time.

[speciallyblend]

What's next, terrorists tend to go to strip clubs with a bunch of one dollar bills?


oooooo snap^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ thread winner ,

[specsaregood]

What's next, terrorists tend to go to strip clubs with a bunch of one dollar bills?

on a sidenote: strip clubs are one of the more common places that bankrobbers are later caught.

[Dissent]

I actually hate using banks and I don't have any credit cards...so that leaves cash or my wal mart money card....I prefer cash personally.

[John F Kennedy III]

Hmm... THE FED: Creating terrorists, 1 dollar at a time.

Truth.

[Reason]

dun dun dun

[oyarde]

on a sidenote: strip clubs are one of the more common places that bankrobbers are later caught. Duly noted ;)