rp08rp
11-12-2007, 08:25 PM
Here's one I just received,
which was funny
A man walked into a very high-tech
restaurant in a fancy hotel.
As he waited to be seated, he noticed that
the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said,
"Sir, there is a one hour
wait. I am programmed to converse with
you until a table is ready, If you please."
Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your
IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.
The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he
would try a different tack.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time.
So the next day he returned.
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out, " Uh...'bout.50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g
t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
HERE'S WHAT I WROTE BACK TO ALL w THIS
PLEASE FWD :-))
A man walked into a very high-tech
restaurant in a fancy hotel.
As he waited to be seated, he noticed that
the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said,
"Sir, there is a one hour
wait. I am programmed to converse with
you until a table is ready, If you please."
Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your
IQ?"
The man was surprised but answered jokingly, "Oh, about 50."
So the robot started discussing Dirty bomb Terror, American Idol, UFO's, Brittney Spears, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.
And then whispered a question - if he preferred Kucinich's wife or Giuliani's 3 wives.
The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he
would try a different tack.
The man answered playing around again and answered the IQ inquiry, "...about 88."
Therein the robot started discussing adjustable rate home loans, how evil Bush is, socialized medicine, Jesus' 2nd coming soon along with the rapture, Astrology, and the color of CROX he preferred,
and then asked if he preferred Hillary or Huckabee
The last day of his trip, the man returned , and thought he'd test the upper echelon of logic,
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" and answered "147"
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, history, self-reliance, the Constitution, US foreign policy, globalism, finance, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. and asked...
if he will be donating $100 to Ron Paul on Dec 16th
which was funny
A man walked into a very high-tech
restaurant in a fancy hotel.
As he waited to be seated, he noticed that
the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said,
"Sir, there is a one hour
wait. I am programmed to converse with
you until a table is ready, If you please."
Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your
IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.
The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he
would try a different tack.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time.
So the next day he returned.
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out, " Uh...'bout.50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g
t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
HERE'S WHAT I WROTE BACK TO ALL w THIS
PLEASE FWD :-))
A man walked into a very high-tech
restaurant in a fancy hotel.
As he waited to be seated, he noticed that
the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said,
"Sir, there is a one hour
wait. I am programmed to converse with
you until a table is ready, If you please."
Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your
IQ?"
The man was surprised but answered jokingly, "Oh, about 50."
So the robot started discussing Dirty bomb Terror, American Idol, UFO's, Brittney Spears, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.
And then whispered a question - if he preferred Kucinich's wife or Giuliani's 3 wives.
The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he
would try a different tack.
The man answered playing around again and answered the IQ inquiry, "...about 88."
Therein the robot started discussing adjustable rate home loans, how evil Bush is, socialized medicine, Jesus' 2nd coming soon along with the rapture, Astrology, and the color of CROX he preferred,
and then asked if he preferred Hillary or Huckabee
The last day of his trip, the man returned , and thought he'd test the upper echelon of logic,
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" and answered "147"
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, history, self-reliance, the Constitution, US foreign policy, globalism, finance, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. and asked...
if he will be donating $100 to Ron Paul on Dec 16th