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Son of Detroit
11-12-2007, 02:34 PM
I thought we could use a little fun and laughter in here. I found these Ron Paul facts on Urban Dictionary.com posted by someone.

1. Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
2. Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
3. Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
4. Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"
5. When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets Ron Paul.
6. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
7. Ron Paul's midi-chlorian level is off the chart.
8. When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
9. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
10. Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.

Some of mine-
-When Rudy Giuliani goes to bed at night, he checks for Ron Paul in his closet.
-Ron Paul can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
-Ron Paul once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 59 minutes reading the Constitution.
-Ron Paul doesn't churn butter. He tells the cows that he follows the Constitution and they get so excited they just shoot the butter right out of their utters.

Add your own!

JoshLowry
11-12-2007, 02:35 PM
http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/

;)

Son of Detroit
11-12-2007, 02:36 PM
Hmm...

Well someone is an idiot. Sorry everybody. :)

Peppy690
11-12-2007, 02:38 PM
wow...