6,000 Trees Axed to Prevent Sex Romps in Forest

[TooBigTooFail]

LONDON: As many as 6,000 trees have been felled in a forest near a British town to prevent couples from having sex there, a media report said.

The trees were hacked at the 12-hectare site on the outskirts of Darwen, Lancashire, after a "health and safety survey", Daily Express reported Tuesday.

Officials say the forest that runs for kilometers along the busy A666 was cleared as some of the trees, planted after the Second World War, were in danger of falling.

Police and councillors have, however, confirmed another reason was to discourage strangers from the known "dogging" area.

Dogging is a term for people having sex with strangers in public places, or watching others have sex, often in woods or country lay-bys.

The felling of 6,000 trees to try to stop couples having sex there has prompted an angry backlash.

"It's awful that a public green space, an asset to the local community, has been destroyed mindlessly. If the law was enforced properly then there would be no need to chop down these trees," Matthew Elliott, chief executive of the TaxPayers' Alliance, was quoted as saying.

Ali stair Foster, an environmentalist, said: "It is such a terrible thing to do. Old trees do not just fall down. What next, chop down 300-year-old oak trees in case they suddenly fall over one day? And to do it to reduce people having sex in the woods is farcical.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/mad-mad-world/6000-trees-axed-to-prevent-sex-romps-in-forest/articleshow/5714876.cms

[Dr.3D]

What next? Are they going to burn down all of the hotels and inns? Can't have people having sex ya know.

And those poor trees had nothing to do with it. Sad they had to die because some prude got a bug up his ass.

[TooBigTooFail]

What next? Are they going to burn down all of the hotels and inns? Can't have people having sex ya know. And those poor trees had nothing to do with it..
World War 3 will be for peaceful purpose if worldwide people do not eliminate prosititutes, porn stars and sex maniacs.

Ash is rich with nutrients and helps in better growth of the forest. To provide ash to the forest, rotten and fallen woods and some good trees have to be burned. There cannot be ash without a fire and fire does not distinguish between anything and anybody.

Some reputed scientists say "healthy human population Earth can support is 4 Billion people only".

Already there is less food and inflation is soaring high. World resources are in serious trouble. Forests, Trees and animals are at serious risk of disappearing and getting extinct.

In South Africa there was a national park where elephants population increased so park authorities culled many elephants.

God does not differentiate between animals and human beings.

[specsaregood]

What next? Are they going to burn down all of the hotels and inns?

No, those venues are ok to stay -- they generate tax revenue.

[Dr.3D]

No, those venues are ok to stay -- they generate tax revenue.

Yeah, that's probably the real reason those trees had to die. It was a conspiracy by the hotel and inn owners to get more business. :D

[thoughtomator]

the problem isn't too many people, it's too many stupid people

[Dr.3D]

the problem isn't too many people, it's too many stupid people

Well, you know they are not going to make a law against being stupid. If they did, around three quarters of Washington D.C. would suddenly end up in prison.

[TooBigTooFail]

No, those venues are ok to stay -- they generate tax revenue.
It is immoral to sell the thing that creates life. Prostitution and pornography is biggest sin and crime in human history.

They are using their penis, breasts, vaginas, arse to earn money. But 3 Billion people survive on $2 per day.

Some 17,500 farmers committed suicide in year 2009 in India. What about worldwide statistics?

Prostitutes, porn stars, sex maniacs must commit suicide because they are useless and live a rotten life. Instead hard working and important people such as farmers commit suicide.

People work hard for their families but these useless people earn "quick and easy money from their private body parts.

[acptulsa]

It is immoral to spam here.

It is immoral to be Fire11.

It is certainly immoral to be Fire11 and spam here.

[TooBigTooFail]

It is certainly immoral to be Fire11 and spam here.
George Bush had said "when a B-2 bomber appears over Iran, it will be for peaceful purpose"

TooBigTooFail is for peaceful purpose. What can I do?

[acptulsa]

George Bush had said "when a B-2 bomber appears over Iran, it will be for peaceful purpose"

TooBigTooFail is for peaceful purpose. What can I do?

Yes. Spamming us and trolling us is for peaceful purpose like Dubya's B-2 for peaceful purpose.

Your rants against sex are pointless and do us no good. We are force for peace. You not helping.

You can go. And stay once you're gone.

[TooBigTooFail]

Well, you know they are not going to make a law against being stupid. If they did, around three quarters of Washington D.C. would suddenly end up in prison.
"Death to America" chants in Iran

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92myDzAFgU4&feature=player_embedded

Majority of internet servers are located in USA and servers that host porn websites spread pornography worldwide.

Mark Faber is an investment guru who once said the only way to keep money in the US is to spend money on prostitutes and beer. (Wikipedia)

[Revolution9]

It is immoral to sell the thing that creates life. Prostitution and pornography is biggest sin and crime in human history.

They are using their penis, breasts, vaginas, arse to earn money. But 3 Billion people survive on $2 per day.

Some 17,500 farmers committed suicide in year 2009 in India. What about worldwide statistics?

Prostitutes, porn stars, sex maniacs must commit suicide because they are useless and live a rotten life. Instead hard working and important people such as farmers commit suicide.

People work hard for their families but these useless people earn "quick and easy money from their private body parts.

Body parts are used for work. You work with whats ya gots.

HTH
Rev9

[eduardo89]

So I guess fornication can stop forest fires? New smokey the bear ad?

[Lafayette]

Public sex in forested areas - the cause of global warming.

[specsaregood]

Yeah, that's probably the real reason those trees had to die. It was a conspiracy by the hotel and inn owners to get more business. :D

Actually, this being the UK. It is more likely something like the govt was having problems getting the cameras working properly in the woods so the woods had to go.

[eduardo89]

Actually, this being the UK. It is more likely something like the govt was having problems getting the cameras working properly in the woods so the woods had to go.

I remember these satirical posters all over London when I lived there:

Her Majesty's Prison London
http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg687/scaled.php?server=687&filename=hmpl.jpg&res=medium

[Dr.3D]

It is immoral to sell the thing that creates life. Prostitution and pornography is biggest sin and crime in human history.

They are using their penis, breasts, vaginas, arse to earn money. But 3 Billion people survive on $2 per day.

Some 17,500 farmers committed suicide in year 2009 in India. What about worldwide statistics?

Prostitutes, porn stars, sex maniacs must commit suicide because they are useless and live a rotten life. Instead hard working and important people such as farmers commit suicide.

People work hard for their families but these useless people earn "quick and easy money from their private body parts.

Sounds to me like the farmers chose the wrong profession.

[pacelli]

I think it is total bullshit.

I'd like to know who got the timber contract for the forest. Wonder where those boards are going?

[Pericles]

You can't make up this stuff.

[hard@work]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/wood-demotivational-poster-1234292833.jpg

[Lishy]

....... Whaaaa?

[DamianTV]

Looks like 'Fire 11' decided to rejoin us again, briefly...

[123tim]

Looks like 'Fire 11' decided to rejoin us again, briefly...

And I'm totally saddened that "He's" gone before I even realized that he was here.

I've been doing some research on Fire 11 - I'm totally convinced that this some sort of interactive bot software that is taking phrases from the internet and combining them to interact with actual people.

If you google some of the phrases that are used you'll find that they turn up verbatim in several unrelated forums on the web arguing completely different points.

TooBigtoFail seems to be yet another incarnation of this.

I would have loved to experiment with whatever (whoever) this is.

[eduardo89]

Looks like 'Fire 11' decided to rejoin us again, briefly...

Don't worry he'll be back in a couple weeks to help us see the truth (which the mods want to hide from us so they can control us)

[eduardo89]

And I'm totally saddened that "He's" gone before I even realized that he was here.

I've been doing some research on Fire 11 - I'm totally convinced that this some sort of interactive bot software that is taking phrases from the internet and combining them to interact with actual people.

If you google some of the phrases that are used you'll find that they turn up verbatim in several unrelated forums on the web arguing completely different points.

TooBigtoFail seems to be yet another incarnation of this.

I would have loved to experiment with whatever (whoever) this is.

Fire11 is real. He sent me a private message a while back:


Fire11 (Request)
Hello,

Please tell moderators not to ban me again and again. My angle is the truth and nothing but the truth. Won't be accepted out of fear of reality!

I have some of the best informations in the world. Also I will launch my website after 10 days.

Members are important. Not admin and not moderators.

Members decide what they want to read. Members are not slaves to anybody.

Sincerely,

Fire11 (Mach)

[Dr.3D]

So I guess fornication can stop forest fires? New smokey the bear ad?

I always thought they picked the wrong animal for their ads to stop forest fires.

Wouldn't Smokey Lynx be a better spokesman?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/Lynx_lynx_poing.jpg/220px-Lynx_lynx_poing.jpg