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Danjlion7
01-14-2012, 06:08 PM
Once upon a time, there was a republican primary election.

A black man running had no idea what was going on in Libya even though it had been in the news almost every day for months.

A Texas governor also running could not remember the third department he wanted to eleminate and finally said, oops.

Another Pennsylvania guy running said blacks need to stop collecting food stamps.

And still another guy running actually spoke in Manderense is a debate. Yes, mandernese.

A supposedly pro capitalist candidate attacked another for being a capitalist.

And in the midst of it all, a Texas congressman rose from 5% in the polls to well over 20% while everyone said he was unelectable.

I swear, there IS NO WAY HOLLYWOOD could ever come up with this stuff!!!!!