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Valli6
01-02-2012, 01:38 AM
Every year just as the holidays end and winter really sets in, thousands and thousands of dead birds begin to mysteriously rain down from the sky! It happens all over America and always during the weekends when government officials are safely at home, unable to answer phones or frantic questions about what the hell is going on.

Don't fret. It's just that time of the year when the Department of Agriculture starts poisoning birds en masse with Starlicide, aka DRC-1339.:) Remember last year? Officials will act all baffled and make up stupid theories about what caused the deaths - New Years Eve fireworks? Some new virus? Trauma brought on by mass hysterical confusion while in flight? Frightened to DEATH?!

Feigning great concern they will send a few of the bodies off to be autopsied. Preliminary results will be inconclusive. As we wait for a real explanation, everyone will begin to forget about it and officials will never bring it up again. No one will give it another thought until the following year, when the dead birds begin to rain down upon us once more!
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I just came across the first dead bird drop of the season which took place in a small town in Arkansas.
Oh no! Is this the ancient Mayan prophecy about the world coming to an end in 2012? :eek:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2080859/Blackbird-deaths-Sign-apocalypse-thousands-die-2nd-New-Years-Eve-row.html

Looks like our government officials intend to go through this farce every year. I imagine they don't want to admit they intentionally kill off massive numbers of pest birds because that wouldn't be "GREEN". Expect occasional dead bird storms over the next few weekends. Keep that umbrella handy! Last year's dead bird drop was accompanied by sporadic fish kills around the country too, so we may see some of that as well.

Happy 2012!

Fact sheets on Starlicide (DRC-1339): http://www.aphis.usda.gov/wildlife_damage/nwrc/publications/nwrc_index.shtml

MikeStanart
01-02-2012, 01:54 AM
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