Let's play a little game called MSM Headlines

[MMXII]

It goes without saying that we and a lot of other people around the country are slowly starting to catch on to the propaganda machine that is the msm.

Let's try and predict what they are going to do. Let's try and get into the heads and pretend as though we are the producers and create headlines that they may actually use. I think that this will prove once and for all that we know what they are up to.

The rules of the game are simple, anything goes; lying, excessive spin, quoting out of context and of course never actually verifying any sources. It's really an easy game and any good looking idiot can do it.

Here are some future headlines to look for.
1) 76 year old Paul gets some rest from campaigning (might actually be a variation of this already in use)
2) Paul fails to soundly defeat Romney in Iowa caucus
3) Rand Paul comes to the aid of his father in Iowa
4) Paul win will hand Obama another 4 years

ok. i'm not very good at this game.

you try.

[acptulsa]

Romney wins New Hampshire; Santorum a strong third.

Iowa discredits itself; state declared quixotic.

Gingrich declares democracy to be 'overrated and outdated'.

[smithtg]

the iowa caucus that wasnt

Iowa - real voters stayed home, disgusted with field

Paul wins Iowa, but unelectable with main stream republicans

Obama back in White house after vacation
Romney finishes second in Iowa

Republican party in tatters after Paul wins Iowa

Iowa caucuses irrelavent

[JamesButabi]

Can Paul's Iowa fluke continue?

Romney exceeds expectations at Iowa caucus; strongest in NH

[smithtg]

i almost forgot the foxnews version

"War with Iran Imminent"

[Captain Shays]

Ron Paul caught eating the heads off of live chickens and reports say he doesn't even bother to pluck their feathers first. More about this in the next segment

[MMXII]

Gingrich declares democracy to be 'overrated and outdated'.

Nice!

Breaking News: Iowans are not people

[redmod79]

Paul wins Iowa. Mayan doomsday predictions coming to fruition?

[MMXII]

OWS Demonstrators disrupt IA caucus. Vote count on hold.

[Expatriate]

"Aliens killed JFK" says Ron Paul supporter

Hitler's Long Lost Son Discovered - Endorses Ron Paul

[KingNothing]

Paul Wins Iowa: Islamofascists and Pot Smoking Teens Celebrate

[satchelmcqueen]

i actually saw this on the fox news headline while they showed ron the other day... it said "unlikely iowa frontrunner"

now for the part where i am gonna guess......

FOX NEWS, "romney comes in a strong second with 16% while new front runner santorum trails close with 4%."

CNN, "surprise from the dead, gingrich comes in a strong 3rd with 11% while romney, the new frontrunner comes in 2nd with 15%. bachmann came in 4th with 3%, perry with 3%, huntsman 2%,. ""OTHER"" got the remaining 75%.

[KingNothing]

Romney Kills Paul's Momentum with Massive 13-vote Victory in Iowa. Libertine's Candidacy Over?

[JK/SEA]

Gingrich, Bachmann, Santorum form coalition to endorse Ron Paul for president after landslide win in Iowa...

Bachman 'miracle' is now a fact..

>this is for comic relief only.<

[CTRattlesnake]

Ron Paul wins Iowa: GOP strips the state of its 'first in the nation' status, NH to go first in 2016

[KingNothing]

Romney Finishes a Strong Second: Boy He's Dreamy, Isn't He?

[tribute_13]

I called, "The Gingrich Who Stole Christmas" about a month and a half ago. Was rolling when I saw it.

[braane]

-- Santorum Surges to Third In Iowa, Romney In Position to Win NH and the Nomination

-- Showdown In the Hawkeye State, Romney Takes A STRONG Second, Santorum Surges to Third

-- Bachmanns Campaign Self-Destructs in Iowa, Romney Solidifies Nomination with Second Place Finish

-- Paul Delivers Victory Speech in Iowa... While Romney Delivers his Nomination Acceptance Speech

-- Can Santorum Make a Miraculous Comeback to Challenge Romney for the Nomination

-- Gingrich Hits the Campaign Trail in South Carolina After Holding Strong in Iowa

-- Perry Calls Virginia Ballot Laws 'Ludicrous', Vows to Take His Campaign to Virginia

-- Paul Wins Iowa Caucus With Worthless Democrats, Romney Predicts Big Win in New Hampshire

-- Iowa Governor Claims Iowa Caucus 'Mostly Irrelevant', Tells Voters to 'Get it Right' in New Hampshire

-- Romney Wins Big With Second Place Finish in Iowa

[MMXII]

Paul Campaign bribes Iowan Voters. Tells them: "I'll give you your freedom back."

[acptulsa]

Iowa G.O.P. declares new candidate Mirimiwt Romtorchmich winner of caucus by a landslide, 57%-43%.










Having difficulty? Must not remember the Louisiana Caucus last time. Mi-ri-mi-wt Rom-tor-chm-ich. Think the world's ready for a four-headed, eight-legged, unisex president? Well, that's more or less what won Louisiana in '04...

[mczerone]

Nice!

Breaking News: Iowans are not people

Iowans are an invented people, and they obviously can't be trusted to pick their rulers if they chose Paul.

[Jtorsella]

Republican party in tatters after Paul wins Iowa
Looking forward to this one.

[SchleckBros]

Obama Backers Elect, Unelectable Candidate

Democrats Hijack Caucuses

Winter Weather Forces Romney Voters to Stay Home

[MMXII]

Bachmann hints that Iranians may be planning to tamper with vote totals.

[muh_roads]

Iowa results in...Islamoboogiemen happy.

[braane]

Bachmann hints that Iranians may be planning to tamper with vote totals.

LOL!

"I was the only one there. I saw the Ron Paul campaign pay them. You can check my phone logs. The Paul campaign called me just yesterday to inform me. It's clearly a move made by a worried campaign. They are worried that after the Sioux City debate all of his supporters are coming out for me. Just this week we have had thousands of Paul supporters come out to declare their support for me!"

[Tina]

Does anyone know why the TV media can just tell an outright lie and not be held accountable? I know that sometimes newspapers have to print retractions, so was wondering why TV news never seems to be held accountable.

[JK/SEA]

Does anyone know why the TV media can just tell an outright lie and not be held accountable? I know that sometimes newspapers have to print retractions, so was wondering why TV news never seems to be held accountable.

http://www.relfe.com/media_can_legally_lie.html

[Karsten]

Let's Not.

[DealzOnWheelz]

With a frothy mixture of sleet & snow due for the Iowa Caucus, Santorum is reaching around Gingrich and coming from behind to establish himself as the new front runner only trailing by 20%......

[Tina]

http://www.relfe.com/media_can_legally_lie.html

Thanks. The article didn't offer any solutions, I wonder what it would take to change a ruling like this.

[Jandrsn21]

Paul wins Iowa! This just in, the vast majority of Iowans are homosexual satan worshipers! Back to you Bob!

[Feelgood]

Herman Cain re-activates campaign! Surges in the polls.

[Brian4Liberty]

"Aliens killed JFK" says Ron Paul supporter

Hitler's Long Lost Son Discovered - Endorses Ron Paul

Lol! Pretty close to one I was thinking of:

Wolf Blitzer: "Ron Paul is an alien, and had sex with my wife!"

"Ron Paul advocates cannibalism, as illustrated by his reluctance to bomb foreign nations such as Fiji. "

[smithtg]

Democrats push Ron Paul to top of Iowa, Republicans irate

its always the deomcrats fault

[Crickett]

Paul Campaign bribes Iowan Voters. Tells them: "I'll give you your freedom back."
Loved that one..:) +rep

[cdc482]

"Aliens killed JFK" says Ron Paul supporter

Hitler's Long Lost Son Discovered - Endorses Ron Paul

Expatriate WINS

[Corey]

"Surge of Santorum has people in Iowa pretty grossed out"

"Voters look past Ron Paul's RACIST NEWSLETTERS, HOMOPHOBIC RANTS and UNELECTIBILITY in Iowa"

"Romney takes 3rd in Iowa, along with an insurmountable lead in New Hampshire"

[lasenorita]

SANTORUM SURGES TO THIRD
Ron Paul disappoints with first.


Bad Weather Leads to Ron Paul Win
In other news: Meteorologists puzzled by 90° temperatures in Iowa


Ron Paul: Embraced by Hawkeye Extremists
Shouted 'fr--d-m' and 'l-b-rty' obscenities on their way to caucus for ageing 176-year-old


IS IT OVER FOR RON PAUL?
CONGRESSMAN UNABLE TO GRAB CLEAR LEAD
BREAKING NEWS: Paul 95.5% Romney 2.5% Santorum 2%


Bachmann in First Place
According to Husband


BAN CAUCUSES
Party Insiders Call for Change in Nominating Process


Newt Gingrich Cries
AGAIN.


President Obama Weighs In
Says Mitt Romney is infinitely more electable than Ron Paul
Urges supporters to help nominate Romney.


IOWA: Why we shouldn't trust corn farmers to elect a President
An in-depth look at the ignoramuses who wasted their votes on Ron Paul.


SCANDAL: How Ron Paul Bought Votes
Offered supporters freedom fries and tax-free mints.

[Cleaner44]

Bachmann vows to swallow corndog whole if she comes in last in Iowa Cockus

[noneedtoaggress]

http://r9.fodey.com/2191/1c29e2232db5445cad5dca10a3f9c184.0.jpg

http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

hehe.

[John F Kennedy III]

-Amademijad and 8,000 Iranian terrorists, along with Osama Bin Laden and Anwar Al Alaki descend on Iowa and vote for Paul.

-Other wins Iowa with 61%.

-Jan. 4th: Still waiting New Hampshire's first in the nation primary and Nevada's first in the nation caucus.

-Muslim Obama used Executive Order to declare Libertarian Ron Paul winner in Iowa.

-Iowa stripped of statehood. Bachmann declares it part of New Axis of Evil. Terry Brandstat swears they don't have nukes. U.S. bombs several Iowa Planned Parenthood buildings, claiming they were nuclear facilities.

[acptulsa]

NATION HELD HOSTAGE!

President Obama urges calm, reassures elites that Huckabee didn't translate Iowa win into nomination.

Nation's chain link fencing requisitioned by executive order as Iowa transformed into FEMA camp.

[Sunstruck-Eden]

Paul Campaign bribes Iowan Voters. Tells them: "I'll give you your freedom back."

That's the best bribe I've ever been offered!

My headline: Santorum's Shocking Surge! Can He Be the New Anti-Romney?

[MMXII]

SANTORUM SURGES TO THIRD
Ron Paul disappoints with first.


Bad Weather Leads to Ron Paul Win
In other news: Meteorologists puzzled by 90° temperatures in Iowa


Ron Paul: Embraced by Hawkeye Extremists
Shouted 'fr--d-m' and 'l-b-rty' obscenities on their way to caucus for ageing 176-year-old


IS IT OVER FOR RON PAUL?
CONGRESSMAN UNABLE TO GRAB CLEAR LEAD
BREAKING NEWS: Paul 95.5% Romney 2.5% Santorum 2%


Bachmann in First Place
According to Husband


BAN CAUCUSES
Party Insiders Call for Change in Nominating Process


Newt Gingrich Cries
AGAIN.


President Obama Weighs In
Says Mitt Romney is infinitely more electable than Ron Paul
Urges supporters to help nominate Romney.


IOWA: Why we shouldn't trust corn farmers to elect a President
An in-depth look at the ignoramuses who wasted their votes on Ron Paul.


SCANDAL: How Ron Paul Bought Votes
Offered supporters freedom fries and tax-free mints.





++1

[Drex]

Newsletters obviously hurt Ron Paul despite first place finish

[thesnake742]

BREAKING: OBAMA ENDORSES SURGING RICK SANTORUM after impressive Iowa showing

SANTORUM SHOCKER: How a horse convinced the public he was a human. And won.

[Captain Shays]

Thanks. The article didn't offer any solutions, I wonder what it would take to change a ruling like this.


Occupy the media. I said it before and I will say it again and again.

[John F Kennedy III]

BREAKING: OBAMA ENDORSES SURGING RICK SANTORUM after impressive Iowa showing

SANTORUM SHOCKER: How a horse convinced the public he was a human. And won.

Lol.

[kylejack]

Obama Finishes Close Second in General Election

[Jingles]

"Obama places second on election night, Independent candidate comes in third".

"Ron Paul wins, the presidency no longer means anything (HOW DARE YOU CITIZENS VOTE AGAINST THE STATUS QUO!)"

[Johnny Appleseed]

"Jesus returns and endorses Ron Paul!"

[rp713]

The 'Bitter Failure' of Iowan Voters. State proves to be no longer credible in First In The Nation Caucuses.

[Carehn]

Democrats come out in force robbing republicans of party.

[Napolitanic Wars]

Things get slippery as Santorum covers caucus.

Santorum all over polls.

Santorum leaves stain on Iowa.

GOP establishment rubbed the wrong way with Santorum not chosen for caucus.

[RPES1]

Just 7 more days until the NH primary, Romney on top.

[papitosabe]

FOX .. Pawlenty Drops Out

[Steve-in-NY]

Pauls ceiling proves his irrelevancy.

Does America really want a racist in the white house?

Paul takes Iowa, but country won't take him.

Pauls racist isolationist views don't reflect country.

[JuicyG]

Ron Paul takes Iowa, going strong in New Hampshire while Romney consolidates frontrunner status.

After Ron Paul Iowa win, obvious question remains: Will he endorse Romney?

[smithtg]

Paul win in Iowa has no meaning, Romney still the frontrunner

[smithtg]

Obama issues statement "Ron Who? won Iowa?"

[Hospitaller]

i almost forgot the foxnews version

"War with Iran Imminent"

Hahaha

WAR WITH IRAN IMMINENT
Romney strong second in iowa, Santorum Third

[SaulPaulinsky]

Romney keeps double digit lead in New Hampshire

Iowans cast votes

[wxflyguy]

I've spent the last 5 minutes doubled over in laughter at this post...awesome! Here's my take...

"Ron Paul Singlehandedly Dismantles Iowa Caucuses with Win"
"Ron Paul National Supporters Sabotage Caucus, give the Libertarian a Dubious Win in Iowa"

[GeorgiaAvenger]

"Buddy Roemer exceeds expectations more than Ron Paul"

[justinjj]

Quixotic, racist, 76 year old congressman wins, Iowa loses.

[GeorgiaAvenger]

"Ron Paul a non-factor in Iowa, but barely notches first place"

[acptulsa]

Iowa tilts their new windmill farms. State G.O.P. insiders choke in smoke filled rooms. Since the revolution must not be televised, we're now cutting to New Hampshire--and crossing our fingers.

[MMXII]

Iowa GOP Decides not to release caucus results until after New Hampshire

[smtwngrl]

"After a close race in Iowa, Romney is in great shape."


(How the article would read:

"Following the Iowa caucuses, Romney heads to NH, where he currently holds 40% in the polls.

"Romney was edged out by a few votes by Congressman Ron Paul in a close contest. But most observers have said that since Paul is unelectable, Romney gains the most from this race.")

[eok321]

The people have spoken...the bastards

[Captain Shays]

Despite his advanced age Ron Paul wins Iowa with onslaught of young voters

[scotto2008]

Ron Paul's libertarian views appeal to young voters, though most do not support marriage between men and horses, which would be legalized in a Ron Paul administration.